you just graduated college.

I did, I did just graduate college

cum laude.

So, what are some things you learned in college

that you think would apply to this job?

Um, I think I learned a lot in college

that would help me in this job,

a lot of skills I picked up on.

I learned things like teamwork, multitasking,

I think I learned leadership skills.

All right, so you're gonna be the DD tonight,

yeah you are, nose goes, bam.

I'm really good with managing money.

I am a good problem solver.

Hey, Dad?

I always had a good academic record.

So if I need a 70% to pass the class,

and I got a 78 on the paper, then that means

I only need a 71 on the final.

Hey guys, I'm going out tonight!

I'm a good communicator.

I have an astounding perseverance.

I am quite the motivator. Chug, chug, chug!

I love researching things,

I have good time management skills.

I have passion.

Woo! We going to the natty championship!

And yeah, I really think that

college prepared me for this job.

Well, everything looks good,

except for the fact that this is an entry level position

and we do require three years of experience.

So...

this won't work out.

Yeah, makes sense.

Silly me.