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  • This is a pig.

  • You handed me a pig?

  • (upbeat music)

  • A producer here wants to make me smile.

  • Good (bleep) luck.

  • - Oh God, this is like that game I played

  • as a kid like I love you honey but I just can't smile.

  • I smiled once, I hated it.

  • I'm already smiling so I don't think

  • I'm going to be too good at this.

  • From here on out I'm about to press

  • play and I'm not going to smile.

  • (laughing)

  • And I'm not going to smile.

  • (light upbeat music)

  • This is adorable.

  • - I actually feel dirty that I wasn't

  • able to express those emotions.

  • Like if they have blue balls for your heart,

  • I've got blue balls of the heart.

  • Very cute, didn't smile.

  • Nailed it.

  • This better not be a clown.

  • Why did you bring children?

  • Hey man, how's it going?

  • What's your name?

  • Blake.

  • Blake, and what's your name?

  • Also Blake?

  • Oh man you got me.

  • Remember, I'm not angry I'm just trying not to smile.

  • How many software engineers does

  • it take to install a light bulb?

  • One.

  • - No zero because it's hardware.

  • You don't get that one, nope?

  • Which house is another house?

  • I don't know which house is another house?

  • My houses.

  • I don't know what's happening.

  • Has this happened with every person?

  • How's your day?

  • He just left me.

  • Thank you for the hug.

  • That was very nice of you.

  • Of course a kid is going to make me smile.

  • I didn't understand his jokes but

  • still wanted to laugh at his jokes.

  • Eric, I'm expecting more from you man.

  • (Producer) Clark I need you to close

  • your eyes and put your hands out.

  • I will never smile, I have never smiled.

  • Put your hands up a little bit.

  • What is that sound?

  • What is this?

  • Its little snout is tiny.

  • Can someone hold his face so I can look at his face?

  • Oh but he's pooping.

  • Where can I scratch?

  • Do you like a butt scratch?

  • God damn it, Eric.

  • Try to make me, (bleep) you (bleep)

  • it's (bleep) pooping on me.

  • Of course I'm going to smile. It's adorable.

  • Little baby pig that just shat all over my arm.

  • - When I scratched her butt her leg did this thing.

  • Cute little puppies and then adorable little kids

  • with hugs, even a little tea cup pig can't get me but,

  • once something (bleep) in front of me.

  • Just laugh, life is too short.

  • Come here, come here lady.

  • Has he pooped on everyone?

  • Just me?

  • Eric you got me to smile, you did it, you mad genius.

  • Nope nope that's not food, there you go.

This is a pig.

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