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  • C’mon Bruce.

  • Time to remind everyone your parents are dead.

  • Wait! Where are you going?

  • I’M SAD!

  • WAAAHHHH!

  • DREAM SEQUENCE!

  • Don’t forget my name is Martha.

  • Good thing I landed on all this rock.

  • WEEEEE!!

  • I’m old now!

  • Holy crap, all the buildings!

  • Hey small girl.

  • Who did all of this?

  • Now we got Bat Blood

  • You shouldn’t have come here Lois Lane.

  • My boyfriend is going to be so pissed at you.

  • Hey I’m her boyfriend.

  • I told you...

  • Superman killed everybody in the village

  • And youre telling the truth.

  • Yep.

  • No lies here.

  • Well in that case the U.S.

  • Government thinks Superman is bad!

  • Batman branded me.

  • And he’s right there in the corner.

  • What up?

  • WAHHHH

  • OH CRAP HE HATES BRANDING!

  • Honey I’m home!

  • I’m taking a bath!

  • And I’m joining you to show people were in love!

  • And for product placement!

  • Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

  • Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

  • No.

  • Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

  • Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

  • Okay.

  • Hey mom and dad I brought flowers.

  • EEEEEWWWWWWW.

  • AAAAGH!

  • BAT MONSTER!

  • AAGHH another nightmare reminding me my mom’s name is Martha!

  • Good morning Master Wayne.

  • Youre invited to a party!

  • Sweet!

  • Hello Mr. Wayne.

  • I’m a reporter and I think Batman is bad.

  • Well I think Superman is bad.

  • Hrrmmmm….

  • Grrrrrr….

  • And I’m craaazzzzy!!!

  • I gotta go finish spying on you.

  • She stole my SPY GADGET!

  • That’s right I did, Sucka!

  • Don’t worry everyone! I saved her.

  • Saved the Day!

  • Saved the Day again!

  • Any time now

  • I’m saving the day!!

  • Superman is clearly dangerous.

  • I’m angry at Superman!

  • Who are you?

  • Professor X?

  • I’m Lex Luthor.

  • And I’m crrraaaazzzyyy.

  • Wanna help me blow up Supeman?

  • What?!

  • I mean want this free motorized wheelchair

  • Okay

  • You really shouldn't grab women like that.

  • Do you have my spy gadget?

  • I already gave it back

  • Oh Thanks!

  • File decryption will be complete in 10 minutes

  • Well time to take a nap!

  • Hey I’m in your dreams right now.

  • Yeah I don’t like it. Why don’t you get lost?

  • Nah I don’t think I will.

  • got your mask!

  • OH my mask!

  • I hate you so much!

  • AAAgh!

  • AAAAGH!

  • Hello.

  • Holy crap!

  • Hey I could like totally tell you specific details about the future but instead I’m

  • just gonna be Vague and cryptic. Okay?

  • WHAT?

  • VAGUE AND CRYPTIC!

  • Alfred!

  • We gotta kill Superman!

  • That’s dumb.

  • Youre dumb.

  • If there’s a 1 percent chance he’s bad, we gotta take it as an absolute certainty.

  • That's... not how math works.

  • Hurry up.

  • We gotta get his kryptonite to Lex!

  • Not if I have anything to say about it!

  • Time to GO!

  • More like time to kill bad guys!

  • I don’t like cars!

  • I also don’t like buildings!

  • I don’t like boats either!

  • Hey Batman!

  • Oh crap!

  • Hey Batman!

  • You want a convertible?

  • No!

  • Too late

  • You just wrecked my sweet car

  • You like wrecked a whole block just now.

  • Do you bleed!?

  • Ugh!

  • What is wrong with you?

  • What?

  • Why is that weird?

  • I need some advice Mom.

  • I don’t know what to do.

  • Be a good guy.

  • Don’t be a good guy.

  • I don’t care.

  • Worst advice ever..

  • Does it smell like pee in here to anyone else?

  • Oh it’s my drink.

  • Who put pee in my...

  • Oh so I guess this means the meeting is over?

  • Superman is gonna pay!

  • But first I gotta get swole!

  • And then I gotta science!

  • Wow that’s really tiring.

  • Why don’t I check these files that I’ve never bothered looking at before.

  • Hey! it’s Thief lady?!

  • Wow! She must have like amazing anti-aging cream.

  • Hey computer Let’s make a zod monster now!

  • Are you sure this plot isn’t getting too ridiculous?

  • I think you mean craaaaazy!

  • I’m sorry I asked.

  • Here Supey Supey Supey.

  • AAAAAAGH!

  • Hey stop throwing my girlfriend off buildings!

  • I was making a monster earlier but now I want you to fight Batman!

  • What?!

  • Why?

  • Because I got yo momma!

  • NOOOOOOOO!

  • Make it rain.

  • Make it rain.

  • Make it rain.

  • Here Supey Supey Sup OH!

  • There you are!

  • Time to fight!

  • Dude Lex luthor just kidnapped my...

  • Sound guns!

  • Dude I’m trying to talk to you!

  • Actual guns?

  • I’m bullet proof you idiot!

  • How about kryptonite!?

  • How about NO!

  • Now it’s fair!!

  • Wow!

  • I’m surprised.

  • This is actually pretty easy!

  • Say what now?

  • OH CRAP!

  • Kryptonite gun GO

  • Why didn’t i learn from my mistakes!!?

  • Wow.

  • This battle is so epic.

  • It's really not though!

  • It’s got everything!

  • Even the kitchen sink!

  • HA!

  • Get it?!

  • Time for wrestling moves!

  • Off the top rope!

  • Weeeeeeee!

  • Ow.

  • Time to die!

  • Hey guess what.

  • What?

  • Our moms have the same name.

  • WHaaaaT?????

  • Well this must mean youre good!

  • Thanks for telling me!

  • Also my mom’s in trouble. Can you go like get her?

  • Oh Can’t you just get her real quick.

  • I can have Alfred tell you where she is and you could save her in like 2 seconds

  • NO!

  • I gotta go stop Lex Luthor.

  • Okay Fine

  • Where’s the Marha!?

  • Don’t worry Supermom.

  • I’ll be right there!

  • Wall hacks!

  • Hey dude.

  • Superman called, he wants his mullet back.

  • Haha! Roasted!

  • Youre safe now Supermom.

  • Okay.

  • You've lost Lex!

  • This movie should end here!

  • Well it’s not gonna!

  • Fight my monster baby!

  • Howdy y’all I’m Doomsday!

  • MONSTA PUNCH!

  • Hey Stop that!

  • To space with you!

  • Oh no we're going to space!

  • Oh crap they nuked us.

  • I got spikes now!

  • We gotta use that spear I made earlier!

  • Haha!

  • You wrecked my sweet plane!

  • Here comes my cyclops beam!

  • Saved your life.

  • Whaaaaaaa!

  • It’s a woman!

  • I WONDER who she is!

  • Yes I wonder!

  • Allright.

  • It’s time to work together to beat the monster.

  • Let’s do what we do best.

  • WONDER JUMP!

  • SWORD!

  • SWORD!

  • SHIELD!

  • PUNCH!

  • PUNCH!

  • LASER EYES!

  • Grappling hook!

  • Grappling hook!

  • Smoke bomb!

  • I found the spear that I threw in the water!

  • Ok Thanks.

  • Gotta go die now.

  • What?

  • Why??

  • Tell the Truuuuuth!

  • I’m the worst part about this movie!

  • I helped!

  • I have the spear!

  • STAB!

  • OW!

  • HEY!

  • Nice spear!

  • I got one on my arm too!

  • STAB!

  • OW!

  • HEY!

  • NO SURVIVORS!

  • Did he live?

  • Nope.

  • HEY LEX LUTHOR!

  • YOURE UNDER ARRE--- Eeeewwwww What are you sitting in?

  • Well this is awkward

  • Now I finally look like Lex Luthor!

  • I guess Superman is dead now and it's kind of my fault.

  • Yeah

  • It’s time to unite the league.

  • Really

  • You can’t save the world alone.

  • Oh my gosh

  • All in!

  • Goodbye my alien love.

  • Thanks for the bling.

  • I’m sorry youre dead.

  • Guess what!

  • I’m not dead!

C’mon Bruce.

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