Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles C’mon Bruce. Time to remind everyone your parents are dead. Wait! Where are you going? I’M SAD! WAAAHHHH! DREAM SEQUENCE! Don’t forget my name is Martha. Good thing I landed on all this rock. WEEEEE!! I’m old now! Holy crap, all the buildings! Hey small girl. Who did all of this? Now we got Bat Blood… You shouldn’t have come here Lois Lane. My boyfriend is going to be so pissed at you. Hey I’m her boyfriend. I told you... Superman killed everybody in the village And you’re telling the truth. Yep. No lies here. Well in that case the U.S. Government thinks Superman is bad! Batman branded me. And he’s right there in the corner. What up? WAHHHH OH CRAP HE HATES BRANDING! Honey I’m home! I’m taking a bath! And I’m joining you to show people we’re in love! And for product placement! Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy. Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found. No. Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy. Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found. Okay. Hey mom and dad I brought flowers. EEEEEWWWWWWW. AAAAGH! BAT MONSTER! AAGHH another nightmare reminding me my mom’s name is Martha! Good morning Master Wayne. You’re invited to a party! Sweet! Hello Mr. Wayne. I’m a reporter and I think Batman is bad. Well I think Superman is bad. Hrrmmmm…. Grrrrrr…. And I’m craaazzzzy!!! I gotta go finish spying on you. She stole my SPY GADGET! That’s right I did, Sucka! Don’t worry everyone! I saved her. Saved the Day! Saved the Day again! Any time now… I’m saving the day!! Superman is clearly dangerous. I’m angry at Superman! Who are you? Professor X? I’m Lex Luthor. And I’m crrraaaazzzyyy. Wanna help me blow up Supeman? What?! I mean want this free motorized wheelchair… Okay… You really shouldn't grab women like that. Do you have my spy gadget? I already gave it back Oh Thanks! File decryption will be complete in 10 minutes Well time to take a nap! Hey I’m in your dreams right now. Yeah I don’t like it. Why don’t you get lost? Nah I don’t think I will. got your mask! OH my mask! I hate you so much! AAAgh! AAAAGH! Hello. Holy crap! Hey I could like totally tell you specific details about the future but instead I’m just gonna be Vague and cryptic. Okay? WHAT? VAGUE AND CRYPTIC! Alfred! We gotta kill Superman! That’s dumb. You’re dumb. If there’s a 1 percent chance he’s bad, we gotta take it as an absolute certainty. That's... not how math works. Hurry up. We gotta get his kryptonite to Lex! Not if I have anything to say about it! Time to GO! More like time to kill bad guys! I don’t like cars! I also don’t like buildings! I don’t like boats either! Hey Batman! Oh crap! Hey Batman! You want a convertible? No! Too late… You just wrecked my sweet car You like wrecked a whole block just now. Do you bleed!? Ugh! What is wrong with you? What? Why is that weird? I need some advice Mom. I don’t know what to do. Be a good guy. Don’t be a good guy. I don’t care. Worst advice ever.. Does it smell like pee in here to anyone else? Oh it’s my drink. Who put pee in my... Oh so I guess this means the meeting is over? Superman is gonna pay! But first I gotta get swole! And then I gotta science! Wow that’s really tiring. Why don’t I check these files that I’ve never bothered looking at before. Hey! it’s Thief lady?! Wow! She must have like amazing anti-aging cream. Hey computer Let’s make a zod monster now! Are you sure this plot isn’t getting too ridiculous? I think you mean craaaaazy! I’m sorry I asked. Here Supey Supey Supey. AAAAAAGH! Hey stop throwing my girlfriend off buildings! I was making a monster earlier but now I want you to fight Batman! What?! Why? Because I got yo momma! NOOOOOOOO! Make it rain. Make it rain. Make it rain. Here Supey Supey Sup OH! There you are! Time to fight! Dude Lex luthor just kidnapped my... Sound guns! Dude I’m trying to talk to you! Actual guns? I’m bullet proof you idiot! How about kryptonite!? How about NO! Now it’s fair!! Wow! I’m surprised. This is actually pretty easy! Say what now? OH CRAP! Kryptonite gun GO Why didn’t i learn from my mistakes!!? Wow. This battle is so epic. It's really not though! It’s got everything! Even the kitchen sink! HA! Get it?! Time for wrestling moves! Off the top rope! Weeeeeeee! Ow. Time to die! Hey guess what. What?