Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (Anthony) You now have 6 seconds to be funny. (Ian) Wait, what? SHUT UP! (Music) We don't have a Vine account. But if we did, here's what you'd see. Vine! Now it's time to get dressed. That's not what I meant by "dressed"! Vine! Hey, Anthony! What? Hey, Anthony! What? Hey, Anthony! (Demon) WHAT! (screaming in horror) Vine! Daddy, how are babies made? I have no f*cking idea! Vine! All right, my arms are gonna get so ripped. (grunting) That's not what I meant by ripped!!! Wine! Mom, how are babies made? I don't know, ask your mom. But you are my mom. You were adopted! (sobbing) Yes! Pine! Come on, dude! We're late! Oh, crap! (fart) Oh, dude! Mine! Nine! (off-tune) This girl is on fire! No, I'm not! (molotov cocktail shatters) (screams) Lime Hold on, guys. Let's not get "ahead" of ourselves! (laughing hysterically) Shrine Hey, Anthony What? Hey, Anthony What? (creepily) Hiii. Sign Hey, Beethoven, you want to hear music from the future? (dubstep) Oh my god, that sh*tty music made me go deaf! Twine (in-phone German accent) This suit is black-nut. Ha-ha, this Borat man is very funny! He's Jewish. Nein! Line Spoiler Alert! You're all gonna die from an asteroid, you stupid dinosaurs! (screaming) Dime Dear Facebook friends, stop using Facebook to complain about your stupid lives. I'm getting sick of it. (Captain Falcon) Hypocrite Punch! Blind What are we even doing here? Well, we're on a "stake-out". (laughing hysterically) Slime Shoot your web on me, Spiderman. Oh, yeah. That never happened! (crying) Time Run away with me and get married! I can't Why? I "cantaloupe"! (laughing audience) Shine Oh, hey Wonder Woman, want to touch my batarang? (whining) That never happened! But I, kinda wish it did! Rhin-o Girls, I think it is time to finally turn my life around and go on a diet. Tomorrow. (excessive eating noises) Crime Did I do a good job? You'll get my "seal of approval". Wait! (groans) Mind YO! (screaming goat) YO! (screaming goat) A pirate's life for me! YO! (screaming goat) Murderin' fools for-(screaming goat) Gyn-aecologist Hang on! There's something important I need to tell you! Anything, I'll always love you! I'm pregnant Ew. (screaming) Hey, what are you doin? I'm just watching these Vine videos. Cool, let me see. Wow, this is freakin boring! I don't know, it gets my "seal of approval". Wait, no,no, not the seal! Oh, seal of approval, I get it. (screaming goat) Hey kids, it's Batman here. To see some more Vine videos, those stupid Smosh boys made (deep voice) L to the I (robot voice) I wanna die. And some bloopers I came in like a wrecking ball! Click the video right here. We're the sh*t! Click the subscribe button to touch my Batarang. Yeah, you know you wanna touch it. I wish Rachel would touch my Batarang! Rachel!