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  • - (laughing) Oh my god!

  • - What is this? - This from a porno?!

  • ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

  • - (FBE) So today, we're going to be showing you

  • a trend that has been spreading around lately.

  • - A trend, okay.

  • - (FBE) It does have to do with memes.

  • - Oh, Boze, you're the queen of memes.

  • - I love memes.

  • - (FBE) So Tommy, we'll read all of these to you,

  • and then you can tell us what you think.

  • - Okay.

  • I'll be honest, I'm really not up on my memes too much.

  • - Let's take a one way trip down to meme town.

  • And never return.

  • - (FBE) So here is our first one.

  • - "Are you guys really going to start talking

  • about back to school?

  • Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?"

  • - (laughing) Whose salad is this?

  • - Is this just about eating salads?

  • - Okay, is there a joke there?

  • - I am not familiar with this.

  • This is the first time I've ever seen this.

  • - I have no idea what this is from.

  • I have no idea who that person is.

  • I don't know why her bowl of salad is so big.

  • - I am aware of where the video is from.

  • Thanks to Twitter, not thanks to another website.

  • - I watched the whole video because I knew

  • something was gonna happen.

  • - (FBE) All right, next up.

  • - "Are you guys really gonna throw that in the trash

  • and not the recycling bin? Are you serious?

  • Right in front of my salad?" (laughing)

  • - (chuckling) Okay.

  • - Why? Why?

  • This is dumb. Internet, your standards are slipping.

  • - That's funny. Okay, yeah, give me more.

  • - "Really? Y'all in happy relationships?

  • Right in front of my salad?" - (chuckling)

  • - What is this? Who's this salad girl?

  • - It's strange. I don't quite get the hook.

  • - I don't get it.

  • Is she from a TV show?

  • - Looks like it's from a reality TV show of some sort.

  • - It's definitely funny. It's very sassy,

  • and I feel like I'm going to be using this

  • right after we leave here.

  • - "When you're trying to eat healthy at lunch

  • and your best friend sits down with a juicy looking

  • double cheeseburger and your favorite flavor milkshake."

  • - "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?"

  • - Now you're talking. Now I get it.

  • It makes more sense that way.

  • - Dude, you remember those days when your friend would bring

  • fast food to school for lunch, and you're like, "What?!

  • Right in front of my salad?"

  • - I can't really make fun of this because that's actually--

  • I am that person.

  • - If someone just saw this meme without watching the video,

  • people wouldn't understand it.

  • But just the fact that something ridiculous

  • is happening in the kitchen, and it's just like,

  • "What the hell is going on?"

  • - I get it. I understand the meme.

  • But there needs to be substance to it,

  • like a backstory.

  • - (FBE) So before we continue, do you have idea

  • where this phrase and image of this woman came from?

  • - I have no idea, no.

  • - Negative.

  • - I really have no idea where this could've come from.

  • No clue.

  • - Maybe it's from a reality show?

  • - I think it's from some silly daytime TV show,

  • that people were just like, "Eh, you'll do."

  • - Is this a reality show? Is this a movie?

  • Is this, like, a commercial?

  • - I know where it came from, thanks to Twitter.

  • I definitely didn't stumble across the video on my own.

  • - Yes, I know exactly where this came from.

  • I saw the video-- I think the day it came up,

  • a friend of mine retweeted it and I watched it.

  • - Okay, but really, where did this come from?

  • Whose salad is this?

  • - (FBE) So we are gonna show you the source of this meme

  • if you're comfortable, but we feel we must warn you,

  • it is not very safe for work. - Oh, okay.

  • - Oh, no, not that!

  • - I like that.

  • - Interesting, okay.

  • - Explicit material, lots of salad?

  • - Yeah, LOTS of salad, like naked salad.

  • - Naked salad?!

  • - (woman) Mmm. - (man 1 moaning)

  • (spoon clanking bowl) - What in the world?

  • - (gasping)

  • - Okay! - (man 1 moaning)

  • - (cracking up) Oh my god!

  • - What is this? - This is from a porno?!

  • - (woman) You don't have a shirt on. - (man 1 moaning)

  • - (snorting) - (man 1) No.

  • - (man 2) That doesn't really happen here, honey.

  • - What the hell is going on?!

  • - Why is she there?

  • - Wait a minute. Do you have pants on?

  • Are you guys [bleep]?! - "Are you [bleep]?"

  • No, they're just thrusting into each other

  • with no clothes on.

  • - (woman) Are you serious? - (man 1) It's not what it looks like.

  • - (woman) Right in front of my salad?

  • - (cracking up)

  • - (woman) Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

  • - (cracking up)

  • - (woman) Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

  • - (laughing) Yes! - (woman) You guys are [bleep] gross.

  • - Bless you, porn. God bless you.

  • - (FBE) So what you just heard was two men having sex

  • from a porno. - Oh, that's great.

  • Now I get it. Now it all makes sense.

  • - This is my first time seeing gay porn.

  • Yeah, so, thank you?

  • - Just when I thought I have seen the weirdest sides

  • of the internet, you just found one more level.

  • - Well, I was not expecting that at all.

  • I did not see that coming.

  • No pun intended, but I'm gonna go with pun intended now.

  • - They was doing the deed right in front of her salad.

  • But why was she there?

  • - (FBE) Now we have posts from people

  • after they see the video. - Okay.

  • - "LOL, why is 'Right in front of my salad' trending?

  • Curious me looks it up. Me when the screen loads."

  • Mmmmm!

  • - Ha! Yeah, that was my reaction.

  • - Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.

  • - Yeah, don't check it.

  • It's curiosity. It gets the better of everyone.

  • That's the problem.

  • - (laughing) That's very funny.

  • You know, because so many times, these things pop out

  • and you don't quite know what they are,

  • and then you look, and you go, "Oh, jeez.

  • You've gotta be kidding me."

  • - (laughing) "What's right in front of my salad?

  • Makes the mistake of checking." (laughing)

  • - Oh, Lord! Oh, Lordie, no!

  • - Oh, but did they really do that right in front of her salad?

  • - "Right in front of my salad?" - (laughing)

  • - They're just using clips of what looks like tossing salad.

  • - Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

  • Very-- very good use of "right in front of my salad."

  • - Ooh. - Charlie and Dennis.

  • - I love Always Sunny out of context.

  • I'm just like (slurping)

  • It's so good!

  • - Charlie's into it.

  • - Oh my god.

  • And they're probably yelling, right?

  • Everybody yells in that show.

  • That's like the loudest show on TV.

  • - "Are you guys [bleep] right in front of my salad?"

  • - (laughing) That's funny.

  • - I think that was a deleted scene from

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

  • Was Rey eating the salad (laughing) in that situation?

  • - I ship it.

  • - I ship these two so hard.

  • I hope they do it in front of my salad.

  • - "Right in front of my salad." (laughing)

  • Dude, that's so good.

  • - "Right in front of my salad" is the new shipping, right?

  • - I ship these people. They're cute.

  • They're cute as [bleep].