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  • Arise, warrior.

  • The battle is about to begin.

  • What battle?

  • Where am I?

  • Hey! Where'd you get that?

  • Put on your uniform and enter the arena.

  • Hey, I'm not putting anything on until you tell me where I am.

  • Ow!

  • OK, I'm putting it on!

  • But only because I want to.

  • What the heck is this place?

  • Oh my god.

  • Something very familiar about this.

  • Must be a new version of the Matrix.

  • Arr, it's just bloody... disrespectful...!

  • Hey!

  • Where are we?

  • What system is this?

  • You are all here for one purpose.

  • To decide, once and for all,

  • which of you is the ultimate hero.

  • The battle begins... now.

  • Rorschach's journal.

  • Appear to have been abducted by alien species

  • to battle fellow costumed heroes on their home world.

  • I refuse to fight for the entertainment of an alien species.

  • Would not be the first time.

  • If you refuse to fight...

  • you agree to die.

  • I'm sorry, Jim.

  • SPOCK!!!!

  • Does anyone else agree to die?

  • I don't want to die.

  • I want to live.

  • FIGHT!!!

  • THIS... ISN'T...

  • SPARTA!!!

  • Expecto...!

  • The unexpected.

  • I've got you in my sight.

  • I can half-see that.

  • My name is Inigo Montoya.

  • I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • The name's Bond.

  • James Bond.

  • The name's Jason Bourne.

  • At least I think it is.

  • I'm federal agent Jack Bauer.

  • These initials aren't big enough for the three of us.

  • Impossible!

  • Yeah, I hear that a lot.

  • Draw.

  • You draw.

  • Well, it's not my best work.

  • Adamantium cuts vibranium.

  • Dammit!

  • I failed Fictional Chemistry.

  • Stay.

  • Just my luck.

  • The wrong planet at the wrong time.

  • Quicksilver! You...

  • idiot.

  • Ugh, you are so lucky you don't have a brother.

  • Tell me about it.

  • I'm an orphan and a widow.

  • Christmas at my place?

  • Flame on!

  • Flame off.

  • Die, white-walker!

  • Die, Snow.

  • Die, tribute.

  • Die, orc.

  • Die, sky-people!

  • 'Sup!

  • We're the real Guardians of the Galaxy!

  • No no - wait!

  • I'm not an alien - I'm human!

  • Gahh! Why won't this helmet come off??

  • I am groot!

  • FREEDOM!!!

  • Yes!

  • I finally killed Bill.

  • Ahhh, so satisfying.

  • He has a particularly good set of skills.

  • Want to trade shields?

  • What the hell?

  • Hey man, you're the one who put a target on it.

  • This belongs in a museum.

  • That's why I shoot first.

  • Time to die, replicant!

  • How dare you, sir!

  • Get off my playing field!

  • You're all under arrest.

  • Hasta la vista, babies.

  • Get away from me if you want to live!

  • Dracarys.

  • Come on!

  • T-800, meet Mark 46!

  • I hope this can be buffed out.

  • Seeya later, Terminator!

  • Ugh!

  • You mated with a space slug?

  • Your master cannot help you now.

  • Use the Force, Rey!

  • Let go.

  • YEEHA!

  • I'm finally living up to my name!

  • Two for one!

  • I'm coming, Scarlet!

  • Just give me twelve days to get there.

  • I hate bugs.

  • Puny human.

  • Autobots, roll out!

  • Thank god he remembered to wear his underpants.

  • I hate doctors.

  • Life... is a highly overrated phenomenon.

  • Bloody hell.

  • He's popped nearly everyone.

  • Doctor Manhattan,

  • if you truly believe life is meaningless,

  • there's only one way to prove it to yourself and everyone else.

  • Your logic is sound, Professor.

  • Who's gonna clean all this bluey crud up?

  • So.

  • It's down to us then.

  • Please.

  • Not for long!

  • Marvel as one!

  • Thanks, Doctor Jones!

  • You know that bats eat spiders?

  • I always saw you as more of a fruit bat.

  • Respect your elders.

  • What kind of program are you?

  • The Jedi kind.

  • Whoa.

  • That's for taking all the best artifacts!

  • Yeah, but I didn't get to keep any of them!

  • Funny.

  • The last person to whip me, also wore leather.

  • Why'd it have to be bats?

  • Everything I own is bat-shaped.

  • Get with it.

  • What's the point?

  • They all have body armour, healing abilities or super powers.

  • What do we have? Bullets and bullwhips.

  • Would you like to go tomb-raiding with me sometime?

  • The next tomb I raid will be yours, Jones.

  • Dude, I'm blind!

  • Stop.

  • You will remove your clothing and weapons.

  • Honey, do I look weak-minded to you?

  • Done and done.

  • What else has to happen?

  • EW!

  • You will put your clothes back on immediately!

  • Bogus, dude.

  • Fascinating technology.

  • Does it come in black?

  • No.

  • But it comes in green.

  • Quite emasculating.

  • I've been Revenge-of-the-Sith'd!

  • Now prepare to be Sleepy Hollow'd!

  • That actually worked?

  • Deadpool.

  • You... are the ultimate hero.

  • I'd like to celebrate by performing a dance move I just invented.

  • It's called, "the torso".

  • Mm-ch-c-cha, ch-c-ch-c-cha-cha!

  • Beam me up real slow, Scotty.

  • So, while my limbs are regenerating, how 'bout we pass the time by you explaining to me...

  • what the hell was this all about?

  • In time, all will be revealed.

  • Before then, something else is needed.

  • For as I'm sure you know,

  • a hero... is only as good...

  • as the villain.

  • Que pasa?

  • Arise, warrior.

  • The battle is about to begin.

  • Who's your daddy?

  • [HENRY JONES SR] Junior!

  • If you can hear me, I'm trapped in an antechamber with four strange morons!

  • [THE ANCIENT ONE] Oh I'm not Strange.

  • I'm his mentor, The Ancient One.

  • I'm been trying to extricate us from this room using spells from the Dark Dimension.

  • No luck just yet.

  • I think I'll switch to the Milk & Hazelnut Dimension.

  • [YODA] Believe that Deadpool triumphed, I cannot.

  • Weak, is he with the Force.

  • [MORPHEUS] I cannot believe that Neo failed.

  • Does this mean he is not The One?

  • Is the prophecy a lie?

  • [GALADRIEL] I should have stolen the Ring of Power

  • and used it to conquer all.

  • In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen!

  • Beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

  • All would love me and despair!

  • [YODA] Do not give in to sore losing.

  • To the Dark Side, that path leads.

  • [GALADRIEL] I do not take advice from deformed dwarves.

  • [YODA] I am a 900-year-old Jedi Master!

  • [THE ANCIENT ONE] 900 years?

  • You must be the Really Ancient One!

  • [MORPHEUS] Wait.

  • I have a foolproof plan to free us from not just this cell, but the entire world.

  • Can anyone see a landline telephone anywhere?

  • [YODA] No. [GALADRIEL] No.

  • [HENRY JONES SR] No. [THE ANCIENT ONE] No.

  • [MORPHEUS] Well, I'm out of ideas.

  • [YODA LAUGHS]

  • [YODA COUGHS]

  • [HENRY JONES SR] This is intolerable!

Arise, warrior.

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