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You know what i like about you besides
the fact thatyou like me? I like that when I
walk out here you're all in the seats
that you're supposed to be in. Sometimes
when you clap you move over a few seats
but then you end up back in the seat you're
supposed to be in, and it's easy for you
but it's not an easy for some people on
my staff. I was watching the show this
weekend, and I noticed something.
Well, I noticed that the day that it
happened but I didn't think they would
actually be on television but this is
what I watched. >>Here she is now. Ellen Degeneres!
Alright, I don't know if you saw the
shadowy part. Let's watch it again and
just watch that little shadowy party. >>Here she is now. Ellen Degeneres!
So that's Andy Lassner that he has been
repeatedly repeatedly told not to get
that close to me
Andy Lassner is one of my executive producers
the same Andy Lassner who accidentally turned
off all of the electricity in the studio
shutting down the entire show for about
two hours, right? It was like, two hours or
something like that. >>It was a long time.
Alicia Keys was waiting to perform but
there was no power. He had accidently
leaned against the switch
Same Andy Lassner who can't say balls
without giggling. Same Andy Lassner who
went to a haunted house and used his
assistant as a human shield
so you think with the word executive
in your title, you'd know when the show
starting right? You're wearing a headset
they're counting down Maybe because you're
new. How long have you been here Andy?
>>14 years, Ellen. 14 years.
All right. So i wanna
make sure you're not wandering around
anymore, so I picked a, I went to PetSmart
I picked something up
Zenor, let's put that around him.
There you go. Make sure you have water.
You know what? I love you so much, Andy.
I really, I love you so much. Just, just
being you makes me happy
It looks like one of those things, when you play badminton those things,
what are they called, like a shuttlecock?
Andy, what's it called?
>>[LAUGH] >>Shuttlecock [LAUGH]
>>Sir, have you ever had a flu shot before?
I have never met a flu shot.
>>Okay, well I have to give you this. >>Is this real?
Yep.
>>Okay. >>It's not a real needle.
>>Oh!
>>Hold still.
>>Or is this almost done?
>>Aah!
>>Wow, go, go, go, keep moving, keep moving, they can't get you if you move.
>>Oh my gos, my god, my god, Aah!
>>What about a little hot wax?
Yes, hot wax- >>On Andy. Let's do some hot wax.
>>It's not gonna hurt.
>>No, it's not hot.
>>Pick your person up. >>Oh no.
>>Tuck your chin in, okay?
>>Okay.
>>[Bleep] Stop.
Well, I do love you. I really do.
>>I love you, too.