Jay and Gloria are newlywed

Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett

And this must be your dad

Actually no. I'm her husband. Don't be fooled by the... uh... Give me a second here

Mitchell and Cameron are proud new parents

Look at that baby with those creampuffs

This baby would've grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs

And you know to all of you, who judge, shame on you

-Mitch -What?

(whispers) She's got the creampuffs

Oh!

Phil and Claire have the traditional family

I'm the cool dad. I know all the dances to High School Musical

(Sings) We're all in this together. Yes we are...

No matter how different they are

We're here! Coming in!

Don't worry, dad. Nothing gay going on here.

They're one big happy family

Oh, beautiful dress!

Ay, thank you, Phil!

Ok

Ok. Phil! That's how she says Phil, not feel. Phil!