Name: Why You Should Be Drinking More Whiskey (if you're an adult)
Uploaded: 2013-07-27T15:08:48.000Z
Duration: 2 min 22 s
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you wanna know what makes whiskey the most epic drink of all-time?

drinking a glass of whiskey a day helps prevent cancer.

you know what it also prevents? you looking like a total piece of S#*%.

Whiskey's the only drink that blind you and cure that blindness at the same time.

people who drink whiskey are less likely to get alzheimers and more likely to get laid. Statistically.

0 your a gluten-free vegan well I've got this great new diet plan.

it's called shut up and drink your whisky

Yes whiskey has gluten in it. Just like your vagina sand.

Whiskey is the most important meal of the day.

whiskey's the only drink that when you drink it and wince you actually look cool.

what's gin aged in? Grandma's perfume bottles?

knowing a lot about wine means you're a sissy

knowing a lot about vodka means you're a club douche.

knowing a lot about whiskey, means your a true American hero.

God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.

Did you know that george washington had a whiskey distillery?

Whiskey owns you. Not the other way around. That's because whiskey is nobody's b@*$#.

Whiskey puts hair on your chest, even if you don't want it.

the best cure for whiskey hangover more whiskey.

You know who'd be impressed you drink whiskey? Ric Flair.

Tom Selleck, John Wayne, president eisenhower

Rachel Maddow, Rowdy Roddy Piper, eddie Van Halen

my boyfriend's motorcycle mechanic, SEAL team 6.

Listen, the truth is that the only thing you really need to know about whiskey

is that you should be drinking and right now. Cheers.

The only thing hotter than a hot girl drinking whiskey