'cause I'll pull a fast one on you.

Uah! *Jumps*

AIGHH! (sneeze?? wtf pewds)

It's like a sneeze intro. (lmao)

Welcome back. I'm playing.. uhh- two episodes

in one day. I'm only gonna play for 20 minute

because I don't have a lotta time.

That doesn't matter to you, the point is that

- I'm really into playing this game, and I

just wanna play more aaand uh

..do my best to give you guys the best quality content.

that's what this channel is ALL ABOUT.

I forgot what we were doing..

RIGHT than lan- the lantern!

Here it is. ...right? The scale.

Right?

Let's put the fucKING LANTERN

AAAH! Shut up.. shut up.

I have a crazy idea

why don't you just fucking pull it down with the

same weight.

Just.. like.. I don't know. I-I know, crazy right?

AAOOHMYGOD

IT'S A GATOR!

Shoot it!

I gotta ki- I'm sorry Mr. Gator.

(Gator voice) No poodz. Pleez. I am not a real gator.

Shut the fuck up.

I gotta kill you.

What happened to you, Gator?

Great I'm glad we did that.

Why is this room so extremely creepy?

Hello?

There must be something in here.

Hello?

What is up with this fucking room?

What was - oh. *crash*

Shotgun.

Bring it.

HELLO?

I've gotta shotgun! *gasp*

I'm not afraid to use-

Aww, fuuck nawh

Fuck nawh... maah

I'm gonna heal.

AY I GOT HOLY WATER!

..AND I GOTTA SHOTGUN!

AND I'M NOT AF-

- OH god it's black- I-I got scared of it.

Jesus Christ.

And I'm not afraid to use it!

Shut the fuck up.

Ah it's babies. It's fine.

Hey where'd-

No. We got nothing.

Alright we got a.. BEAUTIFUL painting. (drawing)

Alright that's..

OHH it's Mr Fuzzball!

How you doing there?

*Weird child's voice* HI POODIEPIE

AAAHHH!

OH NO! POODIEPIE!

aaAAAAAAaAAAAA

Pewdiepie..

You will die here to-

GOD damn it teddy- no!

You will all die in here.

Even the audience - of the bros.

Well this is fucking weird.

Just sit on your chair and shut the fuck uuup.

That's my catchphrase.. in this fucking game

for some reason.

ShufhshsFfsfshhshshfhshh

Shut the fuck up.

HUA!

That's right.

No one's gonna pull a fast one on me

'cause I'll pull a fast one on you.

UUAH! *jumps*

What the fuck was that?

Oh my god.

*Defeated sigh*

Let's not replay that. That was fucking pathetic.

(literally replays it anyway)

Jesus Chri- stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Just FUCKING stop.

SSTOOOOPPP!

Oh no someone is upstairs.

Something's wrong with her.

No fucking-

You fucking bitch.

Bring it motherfucker.

You best be not j-

this is fucking st-

the creepiest part so far.

I swear to god.

There's no looting or anything it's just

me fucking walking around.

Wait.

Where'd I come from?

..Ok.

Ok.

That can be arranged.

Oh look! There's bleach!

Let's drink it!

Hey bro.

Why is the bleach talking to me?

It's just a (unintelligible)

*very good JackSepticEye voice* Top o' the morning to ya..!

This is- FUCK

Why do I have to play the scariest part

in the fucking- night? - at night.

Alright we gotta house.

It's just a door.

Uhh..

So this is a map, isn't it?

And that's a d- oh it's a map of this room.

So there's something here.

Yea I see it.

Hey! Look at that.

Okay.

Woah.

What do we got here?

(Jacksepticeye) TOOOP O' THE MOR-

AAOHMYGOD

IT'S JAADAADADAA

Let me get your arm buddy.

Aah it's fine, don't worry about it.

It's fine.

Just tear it off.

Thanks grandma!

You da best!

Hey!

Look I told you it was moist!

Oh god.

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UUUAAAAAAAAAAA

Bros, heh-he-hu-he-help me.

Oh god. It's too quiet.

It's too fucking quiet.

It's too fucking-

It's saving. (gasp in 3)

(2)

Oh my god. (1)

*Gasp*

AAAAUAUAAAAAAA

5/7

I'M TRYNA HEADSHOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BIG

Stop moving your head!

This is ridiculous.

Thank you.

FUCKING moist monsters.

I hate 'em.

I should've just drank the fucking bleach.

*stutters*

I just wanna go home.

I wanna go home. I wanna go home now.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Let me reload motherfucker.

Fuck this fucking place.

Where the hell am I?

I wanna go home so fucking bad.

I know my aim is fucking terrible,

but it stresses me the fuck out.

NO GATOR!

Fuck I don't fucking see where I'm going.

Ugh, thank fucking god.

I'm fucking done with this place, man

I don't know what to tell you.

Here you go.

So where do I get the..

So I got the arm.

How do I use the arm here?

I don't fu-

Aw for fuck sake.

WHAT?