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  • That's right, I completely forgot, we flew an entire audience from New York.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Welcome to Los Angeles, where we have

  • beautiful weather, beautiful celebrities, and terrible bagels, I'm sorry.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Not gonna compete with you on that.

  • One thing I love about New Yorkers is that you're very, very fashion savvy.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I go to New York, and

  • I always see people very, very well dressed walking around.

  • Sometimes there's a naked person on the subway, but-

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> For the most part, you're well dressed.

  • So today, I thought I would show you some new fashion trends that are out there,

  • just in case.

  • You probably already have them, but- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Because you got your finger

  • on the pulse.

  • Okay, so I did some online shopping, and these are all real items that you can buy.

  • A lot of people are talking about these new jeans from Nordstrom.

  • They're called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Have you seen,

  • they're covered in fake mud?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> If you want to trick your spouse into

  • thinking you were doing yard work.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> $425 they cost, so yep.

  • And, I wonder if people buy these, and they get upset if they get them dirty?

  • Like, ugh. >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Damn it, I got real mud on my fake mud.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Then,

  • here's another style that they're selling.

  • These.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

  • >> Yeah.

  • These are called, clear knee mom jeans.

  • They put the "No" in Nordstrom, I think

  • >> [LAUGH] >> The ad says,

  • a slick, plastic panels bare your knees for futuristic feel.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Honestly,

  • that's not what I thought the future would feel like.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Here's a shirt,

  • also, from Sandy Leeang.

  • This is the designer.

  • And, it's hard to see how pretty it is on there, but-

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I guess, jeans have windows, and

  • shirts need curtains, so.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> This one has a little sleeve right here

  • in case you get chilly on that arm right there.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> You know how sometimes you turn shirts

  • into dust cloths?

  • This is the other way around.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> This was a dust cloth that somebody

  • decided to make a shirt.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And finally, here's something.

  • This is from Urban Outfitters.

  • Here it is.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> [APPLAUSE]

  • >> It's called,

  • Out from under extreme crop tank top shrug.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> The name is bigger than the outfit.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> This really is what it looks like.

  • It's a tank top.

  • It comes halfway down to your chest.

  • I've seen necklaces cover more.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> It's like a little hat for your bra.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> If this is what people think they want,

  • here I'm going to make it better.

  • I have an idea.

  • >> [SOUND] >> I think this is good idea anyway,

  • we'll see.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Okay,

  • just-

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> They're straps.

That's right, I completely forgot, we flew an entire audience from New York.

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