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  • Hey guys!

  • So I know that I haven't done the Dear Ryan video in a while.

  • So let's just get right into it.

  • Dear Ryan, can you say "M" without touching your lips?

  • "Nm.."

  • "M.."

  • "N.."

  • "Nm...."

  • "Nmmm...."

  • "NmMM"

  • "NnmMMM"

  • "NnnnnmmMMMM~~~"

  • Damn it!

  • "Nn.."

  • *Cheat using tongue*

  • That's cheating, can I use my teeth?

  • (That's also cheating ...)

  • Technically, my lips aren't touching.

  • K... that's cheating...

  • "Nmm.."

  • "NmmMM~~~"

  • This is so frustrating...

  • "NNNNMMMM!!!!"

  • Okay, you can't.

  • You... it's.... I.... it's..... it's impossible!

  • It's not possible.

  • Thanks for making me look like an idiot, Heh-

  • I bet a lot of you at home just did that.

  • So don't even judge me how stupid I looked.

  • Cause you...

  • Probably looked just as stupid...

  • But more handsome...

  • Dear Ryan, can you do emoji impressions?

  • I actually had never tried that before, so I'm not sure.

  • I mean I will do it as many as I can.

  • *Happy*

  • *Even happier*

  • *Normal happy*

  • *Sad*

  • *Pleased*

  • *Silly*

  • *Big grin*

  • *Mad*

  • *O*

  • *Smirking*

  • *Sunglasses*

  • *Expressionless*

  • Yeah, this last one is kinda racist.

  • Anyway...

  • That's pretty much all the emoji impressions I can do.

  • I tried to do as many as I could

  • What the...

  • Oh I get, because I'm Asian. Ha ha! Good one man.

  • Pfff... And now your calling me a girl. I'm not even wearing a red dress.

  • What is this a- Is that your best insult, like se-

  • You know what? I'm not gonna take this kind of insults from my emoji.

  • I have no reason to get mad-

  • I'm not even making a fist now. What is that supposed to rep-

  • *punching*

  • What the hell du-

  • *repeated punching*

  • JUST STOP!!! JUST STOP IT!

  • THIS IS MY VIDEO!

  • AND THIS IS MY IDEA!

  • THERE IS NO WAY THAT SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN AC-

  • *mute emoji*

  • Dear Ryan, can you do the 'stitch' voice again?

  • This is actually really simple.

  • All you have to do is

  • Make the "Ah" sound like you're at the dentist like..

  • AAAHHHHHH

  • And then while you're doing that, move your tongue back like this.

  • AAAAAHHHHHHHHLLLLLL

  • It's like you're gargling.

  • Like you're closing off your throat.

  • So you don't swallow your mouth water.

  • So make a dentist sound.

  • I don't know why I'm doing all these dental hygienic references.

  • So you're going to make the sound like you're at a dentist.

  • But closing off your throat

  • So you don't swallow all the mouth washing that he's pouring in your mouth.

  • Not that they do that.

  • Once you make that sound,

  • That 'Ah~~' sound,

  • You just add in words.

  • *Stitch voice*

  • Dear Ryan, can you be a CS gamer?

  • You mean CS, like Counter-Strike?

  • No, I don't have time to be playing video games because...

  • Video games are a waste of time.

  • And for anyone that plays even Counter-Strike

  • Counter-Strike is such an old game that

  • I don't think that-

  • WHAT THE HELL!!!

  • Dear Ryan, what does a transformer's fart sound like?

  • Huh, that's a good question actually.

  • What do you fart sound like?

  • Sounds like a fart that's auto-tuned.

  • Fart with auto-tune?

  • W-What is that sound like?

  • *Auto-tuned fart*

  • Wait a second, do that again!

  • *Auto-tuned fart again*

  • That is exactly what "Dubstep" sounds like!

  • Hey, force out a really long one this time!

  • Alright.

  • *Dubstep music plays*

  • *Trap music appeared*

  • Uh, oh...

  • Hey, What happened? What was that? -Sorry...

  • That sound like "Trap" music.

  • Yeah..... I know... I shouted.

  • Dear Ryan, can you step on a Lego?

  • I don't know why people make such a big deal about stepping on the Lego.

  • It's not hard to do.

  • People just over exaggerate, watch!

  • *Places Lego on ground*

  • *Steps on Lego*

  • *Pretends to be in pain from stepping on the Lego...*

  • Yeah, no... It doesn't hurt that much.

  • I mean, people really do over exaggerate.

  • I mean it kinda hurts.

  • But step on Legos really doesn't hurt anyone. So...

  • La~la~la~la~la~~

  • Just another day being Lego.

  • Life couldn't get any better th-

  • Uh?

  • Huh? Oh my God.. DAD?

  • Uhhhh.... Son...

  • Dad! What happened?

  • They... Stepped on me, son...

  • Who did?!? -Th.. the..

  • Who did this to you?!

  • The hu... The humans....

  • *Dad Lego died*

  • Dad... Dad. No...

  • DAD...

  • DAADDD!!!!

  • I promise you, father. You have to get my revenge.

  • Legos.

  • Just because it doesn't hurt you,

  • don't mean it don't hurt nobody else doe...

  • Dear Ryan, can you mathematically prove to us that 9 + 10 = 21?

  • ♪♫♪ Dramatic Music ♪♫♪

  • Hrgh.... How does 9 + 10 = 21?

  • Well.. The obvious answer is 19 but I don't know what to go from there.

  • Wait a second.

  • Remember just now when you said

  • "The obvious answer was 19" and then I said

  • "Wait a second"

  • Yeah that.. Just happened..

  • "19", "Wait (With) a second"

  • "19 seconds!" -What?

  • Remember 19th seconds into this video

  • I was doing the "Dear Ryan" where

  • I had to say letter "M" without touching lips? -Yeah.. So?

  • Well, it's impossible to say the letter "M" with one lip.

  • You need TWO LIPS!

  • Speaking with two lips...

  • Two lips are a FLOWER.

  • Flowers have PETALS!

  • And petals (pedals), like gas PEDALS?

  • Are in AUTOMOBILES. And automobiles..

  • Are transformers turn into...

  • Ah... TRANSFORMERS! -What are you getting at?

  • Remember the Transformers "Dear Ryan" we just did? -Yeah...

  • When you press down the gas pedal,

  • It releases gas from it's exhaust..

  • That's basically a TRANSFORMER'S FART!

  • If you remember, the Transformer's fart is equivalent to what?

  • DUBSTEP!

  • If a Transformer pushes too hard and forces out a fart.

  • He won't just fart Dubsteps. He will shout!

  • Shout out what, Ryan?

  • TRAP music.. Which means this whole equation..

  • Is just one big TRA-

  • ♪♫♪ Intense Music as camera pans across the field of Legos... ♪♫♪

  • Well.. Well... Well....

  • Looks like you figured it out...

  • Who are you? -Oh, you don't remember..

  • Maybe THIS will help!

  • Is this a picture of you lying down?

  • THAT IS MY DEAD FATHER!

  • THE ONE YOU STEPPED ON AND KILLED!

  • AND NOW I'M HERE TO AVENGE HIM BY KILLING YOU!

  • No, No please! -You humans think stepping on one of us hurts...

  • No... NO!!!! -Let's see how you like it

  • When a bunch of us STEPS ON YOU!!!

  • What the... -Oh...

  • That wasn't that bad..

  • Didn't hurt at all actually..

  • Mm... My turn!

  • TEEHEE

Hey guys!

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