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All right, fifth period, I think she has Mr. Hawkin's class.
So she's going to have to walk out through the third hallway.
(Selena Gomez, "Same Old Love")
Hey guys, it's Rachel and my baby cousin, Noah.
I'm 16.
So I did weird things girls do when they have a crush.
And I said if that got to 400,000 likes that I would do
Weird things that guys do when they have a crush.
But Isaac wasn't free to film half of those videos.
So I'm using this little guy for the first half.
Little guy.
Also, I'm currently having a giveaway
where I give away MacBook Air and a Hoverboard.
And the only rule to enter to win the MacBook Air
is to be subscribed.
And that's it.
Let's see if we can get this video to
300,000 likes.
Let's do it.
And comment down below which one of these things
you've either seen people do or you do.
If you like Noah on my channel,
he's probably not going to be on it for, like, a very long time.
Because he lives on the other side of the country.
But he made a YouTube channel called
Vision Of Noah.
So I'm going to link that down below.
So if you guys want to see more of Noah,
you can just subscribe to him.
And if you want to follow him on Instagram,
his Instagram is Noah.Lemon.
Yeah, we have the same last name.
We're cousins.
Yeah.
Let's get on with the video.
Yeah.
I wonder if I should ask her how her parents' vacation went
in Oregon in 2013?
Or is that too obvious that I Facebook stalked her?
So are we still on for this weekend?
Wait, is she friends with Rachel?
Wait, hold up.
If I become friends with her, it could lead me to Rachel.
Hey.
Hey.
Didn't we take English last year together?
What year was the Constitution ratified?
She'll be impressed if I know the answer.
1788.
Wait!
Who's this guy?
Why'd she take a picture with him?
She should be taking a picture with me, not him.
Let's see his profile.
Hmm.
Oh, a coming out story.
All right, we're good.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
All right, see you tameera.
Tomorrow.
Uh, Rachel, where's mom?
(ALARM BEEPING)
Rachel?
Who's Rachel?
I didn't say Rachel.
I said Megan.
Right?
(PHONE TEXT ALERT SOUND)
OK, now I need to work into the conversation
and find out if she has a boyfriend.
Did your boyfriend get you that phone?
(PHONE TEXT ALERT SOUND)
(HARP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ah, yes.
That means I have a chance with her.
This pic will definitely get me out of the friend zone.
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
Yeah, my favorite food is pierogies.
That's so funny.
That's my favorite food too.
Wow.
And divide it by 3.
Square root of 2
Rachel looks so pretty today.
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
Oh, shoot.
Hey, can I borrow your pencil?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
(laughter)
(clears throat)
Yeah.
Thanks.
Welcome.
Oh God, it's been, like, five minutes
and she hasn't responded.
Uh, uh-- sorry, that was my friend.
yeah, my friend.
Good save, Isaac, good save.
But what's up?
Yeah, that'll get her.
Hey, Noah.
Hi.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
If you didn't see my previous two videos,
click those down below.
And subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already.
OK, I love you guys so much.
Bye!