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  • I was driving and it's a new car, and

  • a light comes on on the dashboard thing and it looks like this.

  • I thought it's a man blowing a giant bubble, he's chewing gum.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Or

  • someone driving with an exercise ball on their lap

  • on their way to yoga, I don't know.

  • So I tried to fix it the same way we try fix things, I just hoped it would go away,

  • I just looked at it and said I don't know what that is and

  • then I went to the next step, which is I ignored it.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Then I went into denial and anger and

  • finally, acceptance and took it to the mechanic and wasn't there long,

  • it was there like a few hours, and he called and said it's fixed,

  • he said it was the airbag light.

  • He probably hit a switch to turn it off.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> So

  • I figured out what the symbol means is actually what it is,

  • is a mechanic driving off with a bag of my money, that's what it is.

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> It's like, sucker!

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> The lights,

  • why not just say airbag or something, I don't know it was confusing.

  • There's this one here, have you ever seen this one?

  • >> Yes.

  • [INAUDIBLE] >> Okay, smart alecks..

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I didn't know what it was,

  • there's nothing on my car that shape.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I'm like is it a horseshoe

  • melting, is it?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> There's an exclamation mark, so

  • it seems very important.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> It's low tire pressure,

  • I guess all of you smartypants people know that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> The symbol is way over dramatic.

  • They could have just used a period.

  • They could have just put that with a period,

  • you don't need an exclamation mark to scare the hell out of me.

  • Just use words.

  • It's like a friend that uses vague emojis when they text you.

  • It's an upside down smiley face with eyes or eyes with no mouth.

  • And you're like, what's it that?

  • Are you coming to dinner or not?

  • What does that mean?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> The only specific thing that your car

  • ever tells you is Check Engine.

  • That's the one thing it says, Check Engine.

  • Okay, I'll check the entire engine.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Thanks for the info.

  • It might as well say, sad face.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> If they're gonna put warning

  • lights on your car,

  • what I need is a light that tells me I left my coffee on the roof of my car.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Mayne a coffee cup on

  • the top of the car.

  • I'm sorry, I didn't give you more warning about this but

  • we're going to dance right now.

I was driving and it's a new car, and

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