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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • "my worst summer job" stories from you guys.

  • Here we go.

  • This first one's from @WorlandJustin.

  • He said...

  • I was fired from my summer job of moving furniture

  • for having a "subpar attitude towards moving furniture."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -That'll do it. -Yeah.

  • This one's from @katiehashtags.

  • -Wow. -That's her real name.

  • -That's her whole family. She's rich off this thing.

  • Hashtag fortune.

  • She says...

  • I worked at an ice cream store, and my scooping arm got totally ripped

  • so my T-shirts would be tight on only one arm.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • - 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80. [ Grunts ]

  • One scoop. -100, 200, 300.

  • This one's from @Kristinaloree1.

  • She said...

  • I worked at a Mexican restaurant one summer, and a customer complained about broken chips with their salsa.

  • From then on, my job was to sort out all the broken chips before they went out.

  • -Ohh.

  • -What is wrong with people? What? Who cares?

  • A couple broken chips, you loser.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @ThGhstWthThMst.

  • -Ooh. -Ooh.

  • -Snap.

  • "Who the hell

  • is she?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • GhstWthThMst, he says...

  • I got hired as an assistant lawn care specialist. My whole job was to keep a house untangled.

  • I got fired because I "looked bored."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Ya think?

  • -"Unlink that hose!" -You think?

  • Oh, here's a great one.

  • This one's from @Lily22307958.

  • She says...

  • I worked for a chiropractor over the summer,

  • and he said that one of my job duties was to braid his hair.

  • [ Audience groans ] -Ohh.

  • Yikes. Blech.

  • -Blech. Hashtags. -Oh, man.

  • This one's from @Abbygail - Oh, I get it.

  • - Abigail. Abby Gail.

  • - I didn't get it.

  • I didn't get it in rehearsal. Now I get it.

  • - Her name is Abigail. [email protected]Abbygailm42.

  • - Mm.

  • - She says...

  • I was the only hostess at our restaurant

  • short enough to slide under the bathroom stall doors to fix them when they self-locked.

  • [ Audience groans ] -No.

  • -That's not an advantage. That's not cool.

  • -You need to figure out a different way.

  • This last one's from @MisterDorngal.

  • - Oh, I love that dude. [ Laughter ]

  • He goes, "Dorngal, Dorngal, Dorngal."

  • - @MisterDorngal - he doesn't do that.

  • - Yeah, he does. Mister Dorngal. - @MisterDorngal58.

  • - Oh, I'm thinking of MisterDorngal57.

  • - I got you. [ Laughter ]

  • - That guy's nuts. -He's a Heinz variety.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Mr. Heinz.

  • - I know.

  • He says...

  • The community pool I worked at accidentally booked too many lifeguards,

  • so I was made "assistant to the lifeguard."

  • I just stood next to the lifeguard chair.

  • That's a bummer.

  • Guys, those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

  • To check out more of our favorites,

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

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