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[Lilly thinking] I have no clue who the hell these people are.
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Thank you so much for coming in guys, I know it's early, 8 a.m. start time.
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Ugh, I should have become an entrepreneur, open a sandwich shop or something.
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Better turnout than last week.
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So how was your kid's birthday?
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Huh, this meeting could have been an email.
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Why don't we just take a look at these numbers, hmm?
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And you'll see that we are...
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I don't care. I don't care.
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Ugh God, Kevin is so hot, I would totally violate HR to get a piece of that.
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Way down this quarter. Way down.
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Don't yawn, don't yawn!
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Dammit!
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Okay, quick, scratch your nose to hide it.
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Nice.
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Why don't we just put a pin in that?
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Let's put a pin in your face.
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But you're probably used to that from all the botox.
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Kind of atrocious, don't you think?
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Why. Are. You. Still talking?
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- Okay, I'll make a note of that. - Yeah, thanks.
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I'm so hungry.
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I'm literally gonna die.
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Look at this pie chart.
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Mmmmm... pie.
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Let's circle up on that.
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Circle of pie.
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What's next on the agenda?
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Mmmm... Agenda of pie.
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Um, I should probably say something.
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I think we should just take a step back and really focus on the core of the issue.
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That sounds great.
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That's fantastic.
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Nice work.
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Nailed it.
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Let's discuss duties.
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Hmph, duties.
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And individual processes.
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Hahaha, sissies.
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Sounds great.
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I say "great" too often.
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No, let me try a different word.
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Sounds... swell.
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Nothing? Fine, F you guys.
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Don't draw a Venn Diagram. Don't draw a Venn Diagram.
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Goddammit, it's a Venn Diagram!
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It looks like two boobs pressed together.
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Look at Mark, he loves it.
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What a perv.
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Nod, Nod, Nod.
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Quick, underline something.
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(woman typing)
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What the F are you typing?
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Live events?
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Oh... Since when do we do live events?
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I. Will. Kill. You. And. Your. Family.
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I swear to God if someone says distribution one more time, I will lose it!
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That way our distribution model can shift.
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Stop. Stop.
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Because right now our distribution model doesn't account for a spike.
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Stop it. Stop it!
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Distribution.
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AGGGHH!
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(fast paced, high intensity music)
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I will distribute my foot into your tight butthole!
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You entitled piece of crap!
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Lilly?
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Lilly?
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Lilly?
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Lilly? Lilly!
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Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly?
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Lilly, Lilly?
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What do you think?
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Um, sounds swell?
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Great! So it's agreed then?
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We all start two hours earlier on Mondays?
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Good job, moron.
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I'm going to key her car.
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"The office needs more diversity" they said.
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Swell.
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One love Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop!