I do not, and I will show you why in the segment.

Why I don't have kids.

All right, this is from Kurt from Sydney, Australia.

I left my son alone with his finger paints, this is what I found when I came back.

You left your son alone with finger paints...

I'm not sure who needs to learn a lesson.

My God.

Brie from, uh, Massapequa, New York.

I went to the bathroom to get ready for bed, and when I came back, I found this.

Well, clearly he did it, so...

Showing you who did it.

Leslie from Portland, Maine.

This is what happens when you leave a four-year-old alone with your laptop.

Congratulations, your one⏤your child wins worst of the month.

And finally, here's a video of some more kids doing their worst.

So, this is what happens when you leave two toddlers alone in their own room for seven minutes.

What are you doing?

What is this?

Eggs?

My gosh.

You don't know what happened?

I don't know.

Thanks to Clint and Roseanne.

If your kids do something you think I should see, send it to me.