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  • Oh, oh, *coughs* you're going to put on it your head? Smell it first!

  • What's going on Guys, I am Matthias. Today I'm going to be looking at ten ridiculous Amazon Products that Brian went on Amazon and

  • found. He found these products for me and I'm going to let you know whether they're Worth it, whether you should Buy it, or whether

  • you should Deny it. Now before we begin make sure you click that bell icon because

  • you're a person right? So if you're a person then you need to click it... but why

  • should you click it? Because

  • you're going to want to watch these videos all the time. 24/7. Forever. All of your life. Till you feel dead inside. *laughs*

  • (Bryan) You wanna just drink some water before we get started?

  • (Bryan) Thirsty? (Matthias) I don't trust this dude.

  • I don't trust it dude, what did you do? (Bryan) It's water, what do you mean? Just drink it

  • (Bryan)Come On It's not event the first item(?)

  • (Matthias) Stop dude i'm not an idiot

  • bro. This isn't a real label. Is it gonna go all over me? (Bryan) No its water bro

  • I have the first item right here! You see, you didn't have any water before you came up did you? (Matthias) *wheeze* What are you doing dude

  • *Loud siren* (Bryan) Oh geez! *Matthias laughs like a maniac*

  • Okay that was unrelated

  • Bryan has this is mystery box over here full of products and

  • one thing in it went off right when I was about to open up this water bottle. This water bottle feels weird

  • *sniffs* "Oh!"

  • (Bryan) No, don't actually drink it though

  • (Matthias) It's like alcohol! (Bryan) So obviously,

  • this is the first item. What is it? (Matthias) It's like a never-ending water bottle? (Bryan) No, no no if You're Just

  • you were just- walking into someone's room, office would you think anything of it? (Matthias) No absolutely not. I only noticed because

  • I don't trust you (Bryan) And how

  • nice I was being? Oh here, have some water (Matthias) Yeah, here have some water like... (Bryan) Get outta here (Matthias) like you prepped it for me or

  • something like right before we were going "Oh I knew he'd want this." Like Bro I know you're not that thoughtful

  • *laugh*

  • so you're Saying that

  • Whaaat?

  • Weird dude! It's a safe... that's cool. You see that? That's crazy

  • locks in there dude. Wow, you can't even tell at all... If you really look close you can

  • see It's white right there but... that's

  • Impressive dude. So let's say you have a roommate, and the roommates a snooper right? So they're

  • consistently going in your room. They're going to notice that the water bottle is never... I, maybe they

  • won't it... maybe they won't. It's a water bottle, it's hidden in plain sight

  • Eh? (Bryan) Ew you see chunks flying in there?

  • (Matthias) Ew there is chunks dude

  • Brian what's that chunk? What is it dude I almost drank it drank it! (Bryan) I wasn't going to let you drink it. (Matthias) You were looking

  • away! *wheeze*

  • I say this is a buy it dude. If you have, if you have like someone in your family or you have like you know like you have

  • a family that likes to steal your stuff or something like that you know? Hide some cookies in there, hide some candy in there, if

  • your mom's like, *Matthias mom voice* "No candy!" This would be perfect. So I would recommend putting good water in it, so they're just not like

  • "Oh this, this is rancid water dude" and just chuck it

  • "Hog-Wild Pro Thumb Wrestler Colors may vary."

  • Wow you.. is that, is that a hair band? "Unique and innovative children's toy tested for safety and durability."

  • "Portable and easy to use. Ring will determine the true thumb wrestling champion"? Seems like it has really good reviews, do you really

  • need like a stage for thumb wrestling though?

  • Don't you just interlock your fingers together? "Finally someone wised up and realized that street thumb wrestling is becoming an epidemic."

  • (Continued) "No one took us thumb athletes seriously, but now thanks to the professional Thumb Wrestlers Arena

  • We can finally give some legitimacy to the sport."

  • Is his thumb like super like hyped up, is he injecting steroids into his thumb? Super roided-out thumb? "I prefer thumb wrestling raw." *laugh*

  • Wut? All right let's see this puppy. Add to cart.

  • Boom! "Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena."

  • Well, this looks totally different- I like the black one better. See this would have been a solution if someone like,

  • was like, "I love Thumb Wrestling, but I hate touching people." There we go. That's that.

  • What?

  • I guess, ok, yeah i mean that kind of works, we're still holding hands though. (Bryan) I just got my fingertips and oh

  • (Matthias) Okay. All right, we're gonna have to find out who's the pro thumber dude.

  • *Ding ding ding*

  • *ehehehehoww.* Ow.

  • Oww, dude! Owww

  • (Bryan) Get her while he's weak! (Matthias) Dude your thumb is like a dinosaur.

  • (Bryan) *teekateekateeka*

  • *Teeka* (Matthias) Ahh dude! What's wrong with... (Bryan) Bro I was in a thumb wrestling league in college. (Matthias) I bet you were dude.

  • (Brian) You just laid down, you're like that (Matthias) I just do I was tapping out right there bro you can't wrestle me when I'm tapping out!

  • *wheeze&laugh* (Bryan) Wow your hands are sweaty!

  • (Matthias) Heheh yeah. Maybe might wanna wash them.

  • Deny it bro!

  • "Brooklyn Workshop Skatecycle Hubless Skateboard." 150 Bucks. You guys know

  • what that means. It's a like to buy- that means if we hit a hundred thousand likes that lets me know that you guys actually

  • want to see me injure myself on this teen toy. This is not for adults like me. Orinep.

  • And also dead inside.

  • This isn't a toy, this is a skateboard, this is like a... what is this? I mean you put your feet in it, like see this

  • teen here dude? He's so hip... with the kids...

  • Look how hip he is dude, with his saggy beanie, *laugh*

  • and his thick watch.

  • 100,000 Likes and I will be that person, for you guys.

  • (Bryan) You'll wear the

  • saggy beanie... (Matthias) If you get me a saggy beanie and a big watch and

  • yeah. I will be a thug skater dude. A Skatecycle Thug.

  • (Hip Matthias yo)

  • That's what I will be. Guys, do you want to see that?

  • 100,000 likes I'll do it for you, right up right right now dude, right now! Click it! Actually

  • don't click it if you don't want to see that. I actually want to know if you want to see it or not

  • oh

  • "Three Piece Fake Blood Pill Capsules Horror Funny Joking Halloween Party Prop." Horror,

  • Funny. Those two words like, they don't go together. Horror, horror!

  • but funny. *wheeze* "This will scare the crap out of you, it'll scare the laughs out of you man! Snake!"

  • "Joke Shock Pen."?

  • (Bryan) I don't know why they put that in there. (Matthias) What are these? *laugh* (Fuzzy Magic worms, obviously)

  • Why are these in there? Does that come with it? What?

  • (Bryan) Time to find out. (Matthias) Look at this person's face dude... blood just gushing out. Oh i've always hated these

  • dude I feel like gagging when I see someone, like bleed out of their mouth because of the pills. I'm like how does it taste?

  • Is it, it's just a

  • little capsule it's not like it all of a sudden makes fluid, so it means you have to drool down your own lip. Means you have

  • to be like *strange gurgling noises*

  • with your own saliva. Really hoping i'm getting whatever this thing is dude. What the hell is that. *laugh* Add to cart.

  • Noo! Where's my little fuzzy snake!

  • What Is this? (Bryan) That's your fuzzy snake?

  • "Gift."

  • *Dying*

  • Oh my gosh dude

  • *Still dying*

  • What the heck is this guys? This is the gift! I got a gift guys! Two little googly eyes, and I don't even know what those are!

  • (Bryan) Those are earrings. (Matthias) How strange!

  • Did you put this in here? (Bryan) Nope.

  • (Matthias) Did you put this in here?

  • That's Dave over there dude. Say, hi Dave. *Distant "hey guys."*

  • Just *laughs*

  • Didn't even pop out, just "Hey guys."

  • "I send you a gift in package. Hope you like it."

  • I like it dude! I like it. I think you're right, I think these are like, the cheapest earrings on the planet. See this like

  • little earring, it's like a little gel thing and you stick that in your ear. It's not even made right? This like fake little Rhinestone is like

  • glued onto a piece of plastic. The most janky

  • way you could make an earring in the history of mankind. I can't knock it too much it was a free gift!

  • Are you going to try this in your mouth? (Bryan says something inaudible)

  • You're not all the way. (Matthias) Cuz, cuz i'm afraid this is going to stain you. You're wearing a white shirt right now dude. Oh I don't even

  • want to watch you try it dude. All right.

  • Are you supposed to bite it? (Bryan) Fwerst pert capsule in your mouth, when bitten, streams of blood ooze from your mouth.

  • (Matthias) Watch out, this is a trigger warning.

  • (Bryan) Nothing's coming out. (Matthias) Eww. I'm done dude. I'm done. (Bryan) Yeah (Matthias) I'm done.

  • (Bryan) Bleh. (Matthias) I don't want to see that, dude! (Bryan) Nothing's even streaming out... (Matthias) Eww!

  • It's just a... oh! *Matthias coughing in background*

  • I have a... really heightened gag reflex. (Bryan) Yeah that tastes gross. (Matthias) The thing that got me was the fact that

  • I don't know what that stuff Is in your mouth, and I'm like, *gag*, get that out of your mouth!

  • It wasn't the fact that it was like, 'simulating' blood. (Bryan) Even with the free gift? (Matthias) Deny it. Even with the free googly eyes.

  • "Megaphone Bullhorn, with Siren"- That's must, that must have been what went off earlier in the video.

  • "Thirty watt Powerful and Lightweight!" She's in The Croove dude.

  • (Bryan) The croove? (Matthias) Yeah, not in the groove, but the croove, cuz that's I guess the name of the company.

  • Man she is

  • stoked to be using this! "I spent months yelling for kids to wake up, take out the trash, unload the dishes,

  • they would say they didn't hear me. This completely resolved the issue, and has made my children motivated when a task needs..." *pause.*

  • "When a task needs done." I need tasks done! *wheeze*

  • It go boom! *wheeze*

  • "This thing is great. It is extremely loud. The siren is cool, and the ole ole song is totally ridiculous! In a good way."

  • (Bryan) Oh-lay.

  • (Matthias) No-Oh-oh. I'm white. I'm not allowed to say the spanish way dude people say I'm

  • appropriating a language. "If you want to annoy your co-workers, buy this!" Add to cart.

  • Oh, "Portable Megaphone with siren."

  • *Loud siren* (Bryan) Oow! Geez! *Rip headphone users*

  • (Matthias) Bryan... that scared Bryan so hard right now dude!

  • Hey Bryan, what's the matter with you?

  • *siren*

  • (Bryan) I was ready for that one.

  • *Matthias takes in air, then plays siren instead.*

  • OLE, OLE OLE OLE! (Unknown)

  • (Matthias) At first it didn't even sound like music. Listen.

  • OLE, OLE OLE OLE!

  • What are they hitting trash cans? *laugh*

  • (Bryan) I'm watching you. *Matthias plays siren*

  • (Matthias) Gottem again dude. Heey!

  • (Bryan) That's loud. (Matthias) *quietly* Hey? I mean it's a megaphone. (Into megaphone) I'm sure you can find much better

  • megaphones. That don't have the Oh-lay song. I mean the Ole. (Bryan) That's pretty good for 15 bucks. (Matthias) That was only fifteen bucks?

  • Aah... I say buy it. For parents that are like,

  • "Get out of bed you degenerate!" You want to see me messing with people a lot more? Follow me on twitter. twitter.com/MATTHIASIAM!

  • (Bryan) Why not just at MatthiasIAm?

  • Cuz im tired

  • Oh-lay... oh-lay.... *siren*

  • (Bryan) Got em!

  • "Creepy Party Novelty Halloween Costume Party Latex Head Mask Cry, Face." Do you remember this

  • dude? J-Fred, anytime one of us is like,