Name: Drunk Shopping
Uploaded: 2017-07-06T21:11:26.000Z
Duration: 3 min 30 s
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FIRST QUESTION IS, HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE TO GO SHOPPING?

NEXT QUESTION IS, HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE TO DRINK?

HOW MANY OF YOU ALREADY STARTED DRINKING EARLIER TODAY?

WELL, HERE'S GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? THERE'S A TREND NOW.

THERE'S STORES LIKE NORDSTROM AND URBAN OUTFITTERS

THEY'RE PUTTING BARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR STORES.

THAT YOU CAN DRINK AND SHOP AT THE SAME TIME.

AND THERE WERE, LIKE, HALF-NAKED WOMEN STANDING AT THE DOOR

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT COULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

YOU REALLY--LET'S BE HONEST. IS IT REALLY SMART?

I MEAN, YOU'RE TRYING ON SKINNY JEANS AND BATHING SUITS--

I MEAN, YOU HAVE A FEW SHOTS OF TEQUILA IN YOU,

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ANYMORE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THE TWO SIZES UP THEN."

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 'CAUSE...

THE ONE THAT MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK MORE KARDASHIANIST

THEN YOU ONCE YOU FINALLY FIND SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE,

YOU NOTICE IT LOOKS BETTER ON THE MANNEQUIN,

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHY DOES THAT LOOK BETTER ON THE MANNEQUIN?"

SO THEY CAN'T SHOVEL CINNABUNS INTO THEIR MOUTH LIKE...

ONCE THEY START MAKING MANNEQUINS WITH ARMS THAT BEND,

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE MADE GOOD DECISIONS WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK?

YOU GET DRUNK; YOU END UP TEXTING YOUR EX.

YOU GET DRUNK; YOU END UP CUTTING YOUR OWN BANGS.

YOU GET DRUNK; YOU END UP WITH THINGS THAT ARE PERMANENT--

SO WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP BUYING

ONE TIME I HAD A DRINK AND I WENT TO COSTCO,

WAS THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING I EVER PUT MY HEAD ON.

I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING. IT WAS A SNOW TIRE.

IN MY BED, A GIANT SNOW TIRE WITH CHAINS AND...

THERE'S ONE THING THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO DO AFTER A FEW DRINKS.

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