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  • *Anthony's sexy walk* Now that I'm creating videos on my own as true

  • YouTuber for the first time in years, I set out to find what it means to be a youtuber in 2017

  • Clickbait Anthony, clickbait

  • I've been out of the loop for years now, and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing now

  • Hey what's up you guys? Hey guys, what's up? Hey what's up guys? Hey! What's up you guys? Yes!

  • I'm gonna be famous I'm gonna be famous

  • Hey, what's up you guys?

  • Fuck!

  • I contacted thousands of YouTubers

  • No one agreed, and I realized I should probably reword my email

  • A few agreed to teach me anything I wanted to know. After weeks of preparation,

  • I put on my best interviewer shirt and traveled the world to learn how to really be a YouTuber in 2017.

  • Hi

  • Hey, sorry I'm late Joey. Thank you so much for for responding to my email.

  • Yeah! Uh huh

  • Hey Jon! Thank you so much, I'm sorry I'm late.

  • Dude, don't worry about it

  • Sorry I'm late. Hey Anna

  • Sorry I'm late.

  • That's okay

  • We shake it okay?

  • Thank you so much for doing this, thank you

  • Very welcome

  • Well welcome to my home

  • I love what you did to the place

  • Uh huh. That's nice

  • Sorry... can you help me?

  • Oh, sure you just move it up. I prefer not to touch

  • No touching

  • Hey

  • Hey, hey sup

  • It's a long flight

  • hey hey guys oh hi!

  • Yeah, sorry I'm late

  • We've been waiting for half an hour

  • What is he wearing?

  • Seeing as how,

  • Every one of your videos gets about 50 million views I wanted to just ask your advice on some stuff.

  • Oh well

  • What do you wanna know?

  • First question what's it like to be a youtuber in 2017?

  • It's sometimes hell, because it's so life consuming.

  • I eat a lot of ice cream. Okay. I cry a lot I

  • Haven't made a video since 2016 technically so I don't really I don't know what that question is

  • Is that it is that it dig on me or

  • Feels like you need to be all the time like super active?

  • It's like two or three, five videos a day if you can

  • Three to five?

  • Say goodbye to your family, your dog, your cat and

  • Just go to work.

  • So no more family. Okay,

  • What's what's the hardest part about being youtuber in 2017?

  • Finding the will to live

  • Um it's probably having to do brand deals.

  • Do you do it?

  • Yeah, often but it's only because that's what needs to be done for me to be a millionaire

  • If there's one thing you learned the hard way on Youtube., what would that be?

  • People will always be offended by what you say

  • I'm honestly not racist, but will I make fun of white people for the words they use

  • Like I just made a white joke to you before we started shooting, but when you-

  • That was a joke?

  • Okay, good. Good to know.

  • Don't mix business and pleasure

  • Okay, so you sleep around the Youtube community and get a reputation

  • Did you do that?

  • Yes

  • Can I ask with who?

  • I didn't see their faces was the big thing, it was just a big hole

  • Right if I were to say like

  • Flabbergasted would you-

  • Thats- see, yeah you're white, thats a white thing

  • Is it?

  • Yeah

  • What if I'd say

  • Uh, this is bamboozled

  • *Laugh*

  • So it was just like a bathroom stall at Vidcon?

  • Yes, yes, I thought it was one of the booths, but

  • Um, apparently petroleum Jelly does not advertise at Vidcon

  • What should I make the thumbnail and title of this video in order to ensure I'll get enough views that

  • I won't have to move back into my mom's basement?

  • Definitely exploit everyone that you have in this video

  • "This video should be deleted"

  • Or "They don't want you to see this"

  • Right

  • That type of thing

  • "I'm probably going to delete this"

  • Yesssss

  • We could both get naked and blur it out on the thumbnail, thats a big one

  • I think the thing that people like to do with me is analyze my love life

  • So maybe could be like the secret about my newest relationship. Okay? Yeah

  • So be like

  • You should put brackets at the end of the title saying gone sexual. (I LOVE DAN AND PHIL SO MUCH I JUST HAD TO SAY IT ON HERE)

  • Accident, death

  • Oh sorry, almost choked to death (on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

  • I can make that the title, I almost choked to death

  • The problem is people don't really care about you yet

  • And I don't think we should trick people thinking that we're in a relationship

  • Yeah, it's just I have a boyfriend

  • D-D-D-DENIED

  • Now if I choked Lily Singh

  • Right

  • You have a thumbnail

  • Lily is in this video

  • Can you act like you're choking her and I can maybe photoshop it

  • Um sexual accident

  • Uh just sexual death, yeah

  • Everyone you collab with you should kiss

  • Oh really

  • What if we like made it look like we were going to kiss in the thumbnail you think that would get views?

  • Thats a great one, yes

  • Should I like have a sexual death right now, so it's like

  • (Both) Yes

  • (Sexual moaning)

  • *Dead*

  • He's trying his best Phil

  • I'm sorry (for laughing)

  • That's about right? Yeah.

  • Okay. You need to be watching from the sidelines like this.

  • Oh, okay, okay?

  • no homo bro

  • Yes, I'm choking really right here. Yeah, and then you're looking on. Perfect!

  • (Both) I think we got it.

  • Thats gold

  • How should I come up with ideas for my channel now that I have no one and I'm all alone

  • You can just basically be really popular. It's just following other people's ideas.

  • Steal from other youtubers. I do it all the time

  • Recreate it just with you.

  • Without giving them credit?

  • Yeah

  • No? no credit?

  • No.

  • That's what youtube is about baby.

  • Oh, just doing what other people have done.

  • Yeah

  • Hmm.

  • You were saying that you're alone now

  • You could always start some youtube drama

  • Can do you think you guys can help me start some drama

  • Go Phil, go

  • You look like

  • A weasel that's been crying

  • Shit man. I mean that started it.

  • Did you hear what-did you hear what this

  • Emo said about me (airhorn)

  • What kind of video would you like to see me make now that I'm all alone

  • Um, I think you were onto something

  • With the pokemon

  • Yeah

  • Bullshit

  • Definitely no shirt.

  • No shirt

  • Yeah like just came out of the shower

  • No shirt, so you got that glisten going on

  • Oh okay?

  • Yeah

  • I'm okay with no talk-like a silent film, like a silent shirtless film

  • (Both) Follow the trends

  • And you will find the views

  • Slime videos do really well

  • Slime?

  • Yeah! Have you ever made slime?

  • (Both) More Pokemon

  • More lip-synching, more Pokemon lip syncs with your best friend?

  • I mean truly, I think you're half of a whole here

  • Hot knife?

  • Maybe not hot knife anymore.

  • I think imma try to bring hot knife back. It's been a while

  • Hot spoon?

  • Hot spoon!

  • And then maybe you could like lip-sync to some like theme songs

  • Like but there's a problem there because

  • (Both) Copyright

  • Write your own theme song

  • I'll do it right now

  • *Anthony beat-boxing*

  • Anthony~, he's alone

  • *Silence*