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  • Hey, how's it goin' bros? My name-

  • MY NAME JEFF Oh my God, fuck that was loud, Jesus. Welcome to a brand new let's play, and I know what you're thinking

  • "BUT PEWDS, WHAT ABOUT OUTLAST?"

  • I'm still gonna play Outlast but this game came out today, and I've been excited for it for a very long time

  • So I'm gonna play it. I'm going to play it today. I know you guys would love it too. It's called Little Nightmares

  • You may have seen me play this already a little bit before. It's a really quirky

  • different looking type of horror game. It was fucking scary, too. Well at least what I saw so far

  • I'm super pumped for this I'm so lucky so many games are coming out lately

  • It makes me so excited

  • I don't really

  • It's weird like sometimes. There's no games

  • Sometimes we're blessed with a shit ton of games, and it seems like that's the time so let's just uh

  • thank you, and

  • Let's play this. Let's get this party started

  • I also have no idea what the story of this one is

  • It's going to be interesting to see

  • All we know so far is that you're a little uh...

  • Weird look.., I almost said yellow looking guy, but that's not it

  • Can the game start please? I don't have stuff... That's a bell everyone. Oh, it's not? What do you think it is then?

  • Oh shit. I okay. Well it was... Well that's very creepy

  • Oh shit

  • So it just starts like that. We just had a nightmare.

  • A "little nightmare", thank you, high five. -That's a bit low *air horn*

  • That's what I'm talking about. Here we go

  • Yeah boi

  • Yeah boi, just had a nightmare. That's how you wake up from a nightmare

  • I like how we're wearing a raincoat

  • Wonder where she got it. It's very cute, Marzia has a similar one

  • Why am I telling you this? I don't know

  • Alright uh...

  • Let me figure out how to play the game

  • She sort of grabs It automatically. She's trying to push it. I can't do it

  • This games reminds me a looot of Inside.

  • That game was fucking awesome, one of my favorite games last year. Hey, it's the potato creatures

  • That's not what they look like, but that's what they're called now. That's the name we're going with, calm down everyone

  • Hopefully, this is not as scary as Outlast. I'm getting tired of (scar...) too scary games, man. I'm getting old, man

  • What can I say?

  • Before you judge me, I doubt it's as scary to watch as it is to play so...

  • Oh!

  • I remember now. I have a lighter

  • (I) don't remember how you grab stuff.

  • It seems like that- that could be... useful

  • Okay, I figured out how to grab stuff

  • You just hold that mouse button.

  • I should be playing this with a controller I just couldn't find one

  • So why did I do this?

  • Why exactly? hey, Pewdiepie is great at puzzles everyone! Top of the mornin to ya.

  • There you go, she grabbed it now, okay.

  • My bad. I'm a fucking idiot, as always.

  • let's crouch through, cool.

  • Yeah, boy

  • the game doesn't explain anything. I love it.

  • Not a single fucking thing

  • It doesn't assume you're a fucking scrub that doesn't know how to, uhh

  • It sounds like I'm peeing doesn't it? I like it.

  • I like it a lot.

  • The sound of peeing is uhh, it's very soothing to me. Don't judge.

  • I know you feel the same way, okay?

  • What are you doing little girl?

  • I feel like she needs a name

  • Sa- Sammy ? No, Sally Sue ? Some southern name shit ?

  • All right, this is cool. So far zero death *air horn*

  • Doing a great job. This is a zero deaths playthrough everyone! first ever attempted on YouTube.

  • I swear something moved just there

  • Can I pull this out?

  • What was that sound?

  • Hey, baby, what's that sound? Oh God what is that?

  • Oh, that's the thing from the start ?

  • Hey, you're mine now

  • We're going together

  • Adventure!

  • With mommy doll and Felix, great times, great times were had, indeed. Oh, we're so tiny

  • So cute

  • What is this place?

  • Why do I have this?

  • Do I need this ?

  • Ah fuck it

  • Okay, let's go

  • I think we need to go through here

  • Weee!

  • Yeah, jumping on the bed!

  • Hell yeah, motherfucker. I got an achievement

  • You can't see it. It says "highly sprung"

  • So is ma-... Okay let's play the game everyone

  • Press to jump and to- oh okay, I didn't get the grabbing part

  • Ah

  • Conveniently placed...

  • Toilet paper!!

  • Best game

  • Toilet paper, you're my new friend, toilet paper

  • We're gonna put - we're gonna complete this entire game with toilet paper.

  • I'm never letting you go toilet paper, I love you

  • Your name is

  • Timmy

  • Good name. I know- oh !

  • [Laughs]

  • I just noticed something

  • Oh okay, alright. Let's uhh, let's keep going everyone

  • Forgot that we were playing a horror game- look at the door. It's so creepy

  • Alright, so

  • Gonna have to...

  • come over the struggles of being a tiny person.

  • I know what you're thinking !

  • "But Pewds, you're leaving Timmy behind"

  • Never. We're never leaving Timmy behind.

  • He's our friend. He's our lover. I said lover. That's right. We love each other.

  • I wonder if I can ignite Timmy with flames

  • Okay, I can't.

  • Well it looks like you'll live another day, Timmy. It's your lucky day. Let's keep going. Best friends forever

  • All right, what do we got here, Timmy?

  • Doesn't look very good, does it ?

  • Looks like a [shitty] situation

  • Alright, get it? 'Cuz you're toilet paper [alright].

  • Hey, what do we got in the fridge?

  • What if I can climb- Ohhhh yeah! Boi!

  • Bye Timmy !

  • Bye *family-friendly Felix song*

  • *screaming WTFUUUUU*

  • Shut up, Timmy. It's gonna be okay. I'll be back for you *WTF*

  • Sorry, Timmy. I love you.

  • I'll never forget you, Timmy. You're my-

  • You're my best friend. EWW!

  • AHH! AAHH FUCK I THOUGHT- Ohhh my-

  • Zero deaths. Zero deaths, everyone. Don't worry about it.

  • It uhhh- That was uh- that wasn't me. Hey, I woke up from a nightmare

  • Don't interact with a slug alright well lesson uhh- lesson learned. *whoop*

  • Fuck you, slug

  • You can go back to your animes

  • Or hentais, I don't know

  • This game is so fucking cool so far

  • AHH, no! No more slugs!

  • Go! Fuck the slugs! I mean DON'T fuck the slugs.

  • This ain't no hentai

  • Jesus, Zero deaths by the way *air-horn*

  • Zero Deaths! I know I'm-

  • I'm breaking the tension so hard by using the stupid sound board.

  • This is so cool. I see those slugs.

  • Very cool. Very cool so far.

  • Loving this.

  • Alright.

  • Could we climb this perhaps? Sorta.. It's the...

  • Hey, hey, we did it. *high pitched voice* Yeah boi!

  • Oh

  • There we go, climb all through

  • It almost feels like...

  • Oh my God, the potato people.

  • *Pewds screaming*

  • Shit! Oh I literally fell in shit.

  • Where's Timmy when you need him ?

  • That son of a bitch.

  • Oh God I hear them, but I- OHHH shit, they're everywhere.

  • Oh this is bad. Aah don't touch me.

  • Don't touch me peasants! You're disgusting!

  • Alright. Fuck.

  • Uaghh *kapuschh* By-ye !

  • Wish you could burn them! Oh shit that was close.

  • I know I keep saying it, but this game is so fucking cool.

  • I love how it plays so far.

  • Hope you're enjoying it as well.

  • Good jump there Felix, good job.

  • It's almost like you can- can't even tell that I do this for a living.

  • AH! Potato people.

  • Those God damn potatoes.

  • Fuck, I'm still alive. I'm st-

  • Zero deaths, calm down.

  • We're still alive. We're still going strong.

  • Let's take it a little bit more carefully now, boy- or girl or whoever's watching

  • I ain't discriminating to any gender, or species. If you're-

  • If you so happen to be a potato people watching this, just know that I care about you.

  • I just saved myself a polygon article right there, thank you very much. All right, let's keep going.

  • Got all dark all of a sudden. I hope this light doesn't run out. That'd be-

  • That'd be great, that'd be excellent.

  • Where the hell are we? Some sort of boat it almost seems like.