Could have lots more pixels it should have a bigger touch screen

And it's Battery Life'll go on longer than your wife

And it’s style will be pretty damn mean

There’ll be one in white, which you can make right

If black is your favorite Shade

And you can skin it in Green if Pink aint your scene

And if you don’t like the colours they made

Now the camera quality’ll be better you’ll see

Now the camera quality’ll be better you’ll see

Yep sharper than James Bond’s hair

And the chip will be faster than a Kung Fu Master

Or a cheetah out running a hare

Maybe 10% lighter an’ a bit higher pricer

But less for your Dollar means “puke”

‘Cause a slimmer machine is in all of our dreams

And I aint talkin’ no daisy Duke!

Yeeha! ..... whooooop!

Now you can speak to your phone if you just wanna moan But it won’t make no Apol-ogy

You’ll get updates and follows each time that ya hollers

But it won’t cook your chilli and beans

Rejecting misfits with SMS tidbits I’m hoping will be history

And the new iPhone six, with it’s li’l bag of tricks

Just stops the 'jokers' from calling me..

‘Cos it’s iPhone for me, not no Samsung Galaxy

It’s the apple of my eye you’ll see

‘Cause they’re bigger than Lennon...

God rest him in heaven..

...and to hell with your black…berry”

"We love apple don't we George?"

"Hey, thanks John..... d'you mind if I have a bite?"

"I'm an iPhone Cowboy..."

Doo do doo doo do do.. do do do...

(When) “When I was younger (when i was young..) so much younger than today.. (I never Need..)

Never needed any kinda iPhone anyway

(Now)..But now these days are gone (these days are gone).. I’m not so self assured (And now I Find)

Now I find I need my iPhone like I’ve never done before

Help me if you can I’m feelin’ down...

an' I do appreciate you being round..

Help me and my iPhone get outta town

won’t you please, please help me

help me help me-e-ee oooooh..”