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What's the matter now?
Glad you asked.
I've just come home from a long day of work.
I had a crap load of meetings.
I had a million emails from my boss.
I had a ton of spreadsheets I had to update.
Do you know what I didn't have today?
What?
A single * text from you!
I knew you'd be busy.
Let me get this straight...
At no point today did you feel the need to check up on me
or just tell me you love me?
Well let me explain
what happens inside my head
when I don't hear from you all * damn day long!
Stage 1 I begin to worry
that something happened to you.
Stage 2 I begin to think of you home with another woman.
Stage 3 I prepare to find you home with said woman.
Stage 4 I talk myself off that ledge
by eating my weight in peanut M&M's.
Stage 5 I feel extreme guilt for eating so much,
so I go through an entire self-loathing battle
where I finally decide to aim my frustration
towards you.
Stage 6 I finally decide
I'm going to be the bigger person and say nothing
and just slam all the doors in the houses
so that you finally ask me,
"What's wrong?"
This is not healthy.
You can't be bothered
to send a simple text
saying, "I love you babe."
I don't have to text you all the time
to let you know...
I'm gonna let you sleep on that.
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When Bae Doesn't Text All Day | CoupleThing

19425 Folder Collection
Sabrina Hsu published on May 19, 2017    Sabrina Hsu translated    Colleen Jao reviewed
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