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  • *happy jazzy piano music*

  • Hey look - I'm one of those fuccboys who's making a

  • video about getting on a private jet. But only- [Drops camera]

  • [People talking] [FUPA lord reigning]

  • So, I was getting on the plane

  • and I was going to do one of these shots

  • like one of these [whispers] fuccboys on YouTube

  • that act like self help gurus that are millionaires

  • And I just got on a pri-private jet

  • to Las Vegas, and I saw that the price is 200 bucks

  • To fly private jet to Las Vegas for 200 bucks!

  • So there you go.. now the mystery is dispelled.

  • POST MALONE: Let's slam some Bradberry boyyy !

  • We're definitely- we're definitely

  • not.. it's a recipe for disaster dude, just saying..

  • *happy jazzy piano music*

  • Are you sure it's supposed to tilt this much?

  • Do a barrel roll

  • Ah there they are, my sunglasses

  • Woo!

  • Killing it dude...is it just me, or do my hands get fucking massive dude?

  • Killing it bro!

  • Don't drink all that orange juice now Hila!

  • Dude, your hands are enormous!

  • What the hell! When did you get man hands Hila?

  • You must have a huge sausage...

  • *happy jazzy piano music*

  • Employee: Sorry, our flight's been overbooked, I'm gonna need you to come with me.

  • Actually its been overbooked (?)

  • Thank you!

  • Private *clap* jets *clap* are *clap* amazing

  • *clap* 30 minutes..I will never drive to Las Vegas again.

  • 30 minutes..200 bucks...and you don't even have to be a rich fuccboy.

  • I was kind of hoping the plane would go down *(eyebrow wiggle)*

  • Just because it 'd be so epic if *(eyebrow wiggle)* like all of us and Austin (Post Malone) died

  • Like..that's pretty gangsta. That's pretty dope. That's pretty rockstar. [it's pretty dark, ethan.]

  • But we always have a chance on the way back to go down.

  • I mean, that would be a pretty badass way to die..that's all I'm saying.

  • I heard Austin's in a really crappy room. I think-

  • He- he booked one of ours but I think he got downgraded to like a

  • like, a junior bed or something.

  • He was kind of upset so I'm gonna go see his crappy

  • room now, you guys should check it out.

  • So, this is *claps* Post Malone's downgrade room, I think he has like a twin bed or something.

  • HELLO?

  • *knocks again*

  • Ethan: Hey, bud. How you doing? Post: Oh, hello. What's going on dawggie?

  • So, let's act like this wasn't set up.

  • Post: Okay, let's do it.

  • So, I see you have rooms of Will Smith all over here. Did you choose that?

  • Post: Yeah, they said, "Who's your favourite?" and I said, "The old Willy Smith." Ethan: The legend, I am legend

  • He is legend he is robot, I tell you

  • Ethan: I feel like it- I- I respect the theme,

  • Post: Yeah..

  • Ethan: but it's a bit much to have Will Smith like *Post: In the back* Ethan: staring at you- twice!

  • Hila: Oh, twice!

  • Ethan: He's like: "dog, I will watch you sh1t, I will watch you JO"

  • Post: I like how they put him in like, pu-put him in Hancock fad

  • the little homeless version. *Hila laughing*

  • Ethan: He's also kinda looking down at the toilet a little bit.

  • Post: He's like "I'm not impressed"

  • Ethan: Will Smith, man.

  • Post: Yeah so here's....

  • Ethan: We're gonna lose all this right?

  • What's the plan for this money?

  • Post: We're going to flip it

  • Ethan: We're going to flip it?

  • *Sniffing money*

  • Ethan: Blergh(Disgust) *Hila laughs*

  • Post: It's real..

  • Ethan: Austin(Post's first name) goes: "Here what's we're gonna do, we're gonna blast through this ALL TONIGHT"

  • *Hila laughs*

  • Ethan: He's like, "I like your optimism dawg"

  • Come on man, you know I never win sh1t, boy! *Hila laughs & Money slaps*

  • *More money slaps*

  • Ethan: Yeah, you're gettting -Money slaps- slapped by a F'in pile of money. Post: Damn! that's solid

  • *Slap* Post: Ooh

  • Ethan: It's nice. *Hila laughs*

  • Post: Hi-Hit it again *Moans* Ethan: I feel like that's a sexual act.

  • Girl near Hila: "It's like a fetish"

  • *Slaps and moans ensue*

  • Post: Take a hundred and do it again

  • Hila: How do you sit here? you see the chair?

  • Post: Yeah, I was confused by it too. Ethan: What're you talking about?!

  • Ethan: (?)It makes all the sense(?), it's cool *Hila laughs* Post: It looks like a torture device.

  • *Laughs*

  • Post: That's for eating (?)

  • Ethan: I love this classy scenario, (?), living up

  • Post: The table is for your feet.

  • Post: No star, your'e too rich to do that.

  • Ethan: Where's the bulter?!! Post: *Low voice* Sorry..

  • Post: Oh, (?) nice, I decided that he's very...

  • Post: Watch this. Ethan: Just sit back and enjoy yourself.

  • Hila: Oh sheet. Post:I don't give a singular F.

  • Post: Can you have some (?) for this? Ethan: Get comfortable dude..

  • Ethan: Awesome, get comfortable dawg.

  • Ethan: We're in Vegas, chill.

  • Hila: We gotta get the... we gotta fill the whole table

  • Ethan: That's a very convenient dining situation.

  • Post: I love to eat here.

  • Ethan: Hey, dawg, is there any crackers left?

  • Ethan: This hallway is tripping me out.

  • Post: Play with us!

  • Yeah, feels like The Shining or Twin Peaks or something.

  • Post: [whispers] Play with us.

  • Play- play with us.

  • play with us

  • play with usssss

  • Ethan !

  • come playy

  • this-- heehee!

  • Look at this jurassic park shit

  • Ethan is eating starbucks on a...

  • badass...

  • military jeep

  • It's probably the first time ever been done.

  • and it's a big old chalupa

  • How's this gonna protect me if I can't even... close it

  • I'm worried if I'm running at full--

  • at high speed

  • It's gonna fall right off!

  • Post: You can tell that it's quality by the $8.

  • Hila: Crazy.

  • you know you're not allowed to curse in the casino.

  • we're s--

  • we're dropping f-bombs and we almost got kicked out

  • but I wonder if I can use this

  • just whenever

  • our dealer gets on my nerves

  • I'll be like..

  • thanks,

  • thanks for the deal

  • Alright what other gear do I need, Hila?

  • I definitely need one of these

  • Nothing says J like empty shotgun shells

  • it's a dope necklace!

  • *Hila laughing*

  • is this hat,

  • ...built funny?

  • Hila: Oh wow, it's really curved!

  • Ethan: Wait

  • Post Malone: it's really curved..

  • Ethan: we don't--!

  • that's--

  • this is a

  • I have a theory abour curved hats.

  • the more curved it is the more inbred,,,

  • Post Malone: The more racist you are!

  • Ethan: Yea, exactly

  • *southern accent* we don't dial 911

  • It's a great hat

  • Lets see how I look!

  • Ethan:It's very curved!

  • All you need is some tobaccah

  • Hila: It looks really funny!

  • Ethan: I love that curve!

  • wait where,

  • this is definitely the most curved one on here

  • and it fits the message perfectly

  • Hi, I'm Cleatus, this is my brother Eli

  • Cleatus: We're gonna take y'all a little shooting today Eli: that's right

  • Cleatus: Gonna go shoot some critters.

  • Ethan: And by critters, I mean, top left Hila: Zombies? Ethan: No, top left.

  • Hila: Is that a?-- Post: Osema Hila: a dead Rabbi

  • Post: Osema Bin Laden Hila: Osama

  • Ethan: It's like a g0d d4mn

  • Ethan: And let me just put it this way, I don't call 9-1-1

  • Ethan: Tell me guys which one doesn't belong in this store?

  • based on what you've seen..

  • is it the peekaboo-ty in your screen?

  • Teddies? or the bolt-action rifle BBQ ligther, collector edition?

  • Man, I don't know which one is more -- I don't know which one -- hmm...

  • Hila: They go together, I feel like.