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  • I am here with Neil Patrick Harris, ladies and gentlemen!

  • His new Netflix show "A Series of Unfortunate Events" is available now.

  • Neil and I are about to go head to head in a game of Egg Russian Roulette.

  • Higgins, would you like to explain how this works?

  • Yes!

  • James, Neil.

  • Hello.

  • In my hand, I have one dozen eggs.

  • Eight of them have been hard-boiled. The other four are still raw!

  • You and Neil will take turns selecting one egg at a time,

  • and smashing it upon the top of your head.

  • You won‘t know which ones are raw and which ones are hard-boiled.

  • And once you choose an egg, you must continue with that egg.

  • No put-backs!

  • First one to smash two raw eggs on their own head loses.

  • Neil, please, as a guest of the show, you will choose the first egg!

  • You were wonderful in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  • Oh thank you.

  • I take that as a compliment?

  • - I chooses - You sure of that one though? - this egg.

  • Buona fortuna! (Good luck)

  • What does it feel like? You can't cook it in your hand either.

  • I don't know. Your hand. I don't know if you have hot hands.

  • So that one's hard-boiled, then this one's raw. That one's hard-boiled. This one's raw.

  • Bang.

  • No no no no no no no no.

  • That is the perfect placement for a broken egg.

  • One to zero!

  • I laughed too hard. I fear I laughed too hard.

  • Karma will come get you!

  • That was hard-boiled. Raw. I'm going to go with the one in between.

  • In betwixt. In betwixt. Neither hither nor thither.

  • What does it feel, doesn't feel good, does it?

  • It doesn't feel good!

  • I like this game!

  • - James, you live or die! - Hard-boiled, raw, hard-boiled. Uhh, guys?

  • That one!

  • How many rounds are there?

  • Oh there'll be one more round after this one.

  • This one doesn't feel.. but I don't know!

  • Does it feel different?

  • Hooga shaga Hooga shaga Hooga shaga Hooga shaga...

  • Almost hit myself too hard there.

  • Got a little light-headed there. Really went for it, that one.

  • It felt like it was a little liquidy in there.

  • Alright, I'm not even, I'm gonna blind check. I'm not even gonna go for.

  • I've seen this trick. He's peeking. He sounds like he can see where the camera is.

  • Alright. What does it feel like?

  • It feels exactly as cold as the other ones.

  • They're all refrigerated.

  • Oh no. Yesiree Bob!

  • What in the world!

  • How many are left? I don't understand, what is the aim again?

  • How many raw ones?

  • This is the best game in the world!

  • There are three raw left, 3/7 of the eggs are raw.

  • Why is that one, that one's sticking out.

  • Yeah, it's just poking out of there.

  • I'm not looking, I'm not touching them.

  • Humpty Dumpty.

  • Hey man, good to see you. And congrats on the Netflix series and the magic show as well.

  • Thank you sir.

  • And I can wait to see it, it's gonna be really great!

  • I'm in the zone. AutoZone!

  • I like that.

  • I'm in the zone, man.

  • AutoZone!

  • 50/50.

  • You led with the compliments, and then it serves you right!

  • Yeah, that what it was. That's what it did. I deliberately did that one.

  • I'm gonna go for Humpty Dumpty tall boy.

  • You're a very handsome man.

  • Regretting... I appreciate it.

  • I like your show.

  • Thank you very much!

  • There are four raw, and then a cooked.

  • Aw man. I'm not feeling good about this.

  • Really?

  • Neil, thank you very much for coming on the show. I appreciate it.

  • Neil Patrick Harris everybody!

I am here with Neil Patrick Harris, ladies and gentlemen!

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