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  • - I didn't realize, by the way--

  • thanks, Twitch-- there were going to be

  • so many plants onstage.

  • I unfortunately did not bring Nick the Gardener.

  • audience: Aw! And--I know.

  • I was like, "Well, I don't need him,

  • because there are not--" but there are plants,

  • so I made a call to a friend of mine,

  • to ask if he would spritz my orchids.

  • And he said, "What do you mean?"

  • And I said, "What do you mean, 'what do you mean'?"

  • And-- [audience members shrieking]

  • Long story short, he couldn't come, but please welcome,

  • my East Coast gardener, Justin Bieber.

  • [screams and applause] - What's up?

  • [screams and applause]

  • - Justin Bieber! [screams and applause]

  • [screams and applause]

  • So-- [screams and applause]

  • Hey, congratulations, your song is number one.

  • What do you mean?

  • [screams and applause]

  • All right, so...

  • You have no water in here, do you?

  • You have nothing in here. - No, it's empty.

  • - No, you just decided to show up just to say hi.

  • - Yeah. - And I love you for that.

  • - And, um-- [audience laughter]

  • Well, go to-- Oh, there's people excited.

  • [screams and applause]

  • Someone who loves you. - Yeah.

  • - So we're going to go to break, and before we go to break,

  • I thought we would maybe pass some T-shirts out, right?

  • - Cool, let's do it. [screams and applause]

  • [screams and applause]

  • [air cannons firing]

  • [air cannons firing]

  • [air cannons firing]

  • - Whoo.

  • [audience laughter]

  • [air cannons firing] [screams and applause]

  • - We'll be right back! [air cannon fires]

- I didn't realize, by the way--

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