Again. Everybody once more.

It is time to get into this adventure that we call:

"Try Not to Laugh"

And when we don't laugh, we're never gonna laugh again

because laughing is the only thing that brings us joy in life

and we wanna make sure that there is no joy.

There is no happiness.

There is nothing waiting for us in the darkness!

That's sad, okay. Let me try it a little less depressing now.

Hi guys!

My name is Markiplier! Ready to not laugh? Me too!

'Cause my life is a vacuum of... despair

Okay, alright, went sad again.

So the point of this video-

is NOT to be SAD.

It's to not laugh.

ALRIGHT, whatever, enough bullshit

I don't know, it's good enough, let's go for this.

C'mon, whaddya got for me!

bilm bla bilm bla bilm bla bilm

KABOOM

bilm bla bilm bla bilm bla bilm

KABOOM

*Inhales* *tries to contain his laughter*

*Short, quiet snort*

*Sniffs*

mmm-MMM

Mmm-mmmm-MMMM!

*Humming grows deeper and more frustrated*

*Dory snoring in video*

Marlin: Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?

Dory voiceover: I put a hoel bag of jellybens up mi a$$.(back that a$$ up anybody?)

*Snorting*

Nah, not funny.

Mark: Wha-what is this the HD version of this?

bilm bla bilm bla bilm bla bilm

bilililbiblilbilbilbilbiblibliblibli *Mark snorts*

hm bla.

bilililbiblilbilbilbilbiblibliblibli

*heavy breathing*

*loud exhale*

Ah, I wasn't laughing I was just breathing very rapidly

just like that thing was.

ooooUHHHHHHH

I'm barely through this.

*Singing fish playing 'Do Wah Diddy Diddy'*

Mark: I think I've seen this one before.

*sound gets more and more distorted, then briefly returns to normal sound*

*audio distorts again*

*Song continues to go in-and-out of quality*

Mark *squeaking*: But I've seen this before!

*Song is completely distorted*

*song goes back to normal*

Agh, I've seen that before, so it doesn't count!

'Cause I've seen it before!

That's how this works, right?

*Loud crash of thunder in video*

(With heavy Scottish accent) "Oh my Jesus come back here"

"Oh my god, baby, the bloody lightning bolt just missed you!"

"Holy bloody mother of god, Jesus, fucking, my god, baby!"

"Come back, the lightning bolt nearly hit you!"

"Oh my god, baby, are you all right?"

*Mark snorts*

* Pain*

*SNIFF*

*Groaning*

What dialect is that?

*Video of man with heavy accent plays again*

*high pitched* What fucking dialect is that?

*Video starts. Slurping noises*

Robbie Rotten: What do I owe you?

Cashier (also Robbie Rotten): Nothing, it's for free!

Robbie: *gasp* FREE?!

wtf is my life.................

WTFISMYLIFE.....

*Mark loudly clears throat* Mm, nope, not funny.

Nah, not funny! *Yammering senselessly*

Y'DONE? oh, you got more to ya, oh.

Is this going to go on for a while?

WTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFISMYLIFE...!

Alright okay, y-

FFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????

*Mark snorts and begins to giggle*

Ah - you got me, you got me. You caught me off guard with that one.

I like sticks.

Mark: Oh no.

*peck peck*

*Mark snorts*

Lemme smash

*another snort*

Please

No, Ron.

Go find Becky

You want

sum fuk?

No, Ron. I don't want some fuk.

I got you blue.

Hey gurl.

You want sum tail?

Ugh...

Ron. Your tail is small.

Wot?

Swiggity swooty?

You want yellow?

She doesn't want yellow...

Blue AND yellow?

No.

Ron? I'm leaving

Wot?

NO! WAIT! LEMME SMASH!

What has my life come to?

Becky thought my tail was big.

Becky used to lemme smash

But becky is smashin Ben.

Ben is a hoe.

I'll get that bitch a stick

Bitches love sticks.

Wrong stick

stick

Stick

STICK

StiCk

sTiCk

STicK

Stik

StIK

StICK

sTICK

NeeD StIcK

gOT StiCK

BeCKy! I gOt StiCk!

LeMmE SmASh

*sniff*

*Mark laughs continuously*

*deep sniff*

*More laughter*

*Deep sniff*

*Groaning* "Huhhhhhh"

I've seen memes of that. I've never seen -

I didn't think it was a video.

*Cover of "Take On Me" by A-ha sung by Danny Avidan plays*

Mark: ohh..

Mark: wha? oh no..

Mark: Source Filmmaker thing.

woa what the arms are doing is beyond me (P.S:KIDS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T PLAY DARK SOULS!)

♪We're talking away♪

♪I don't know what♪

♪I'm to say, I'll say it anyway♪

♪Today's another day to find you♪

♪Shying away♪

♪I'll be coming for your love, okay?♪

♪Take on me, (take on me)♪

♪Take me on, (take on me)♪

♪I'll be gone♪

♪In a day or two♪

*sniff*

Ahhh, nope.

*Strained* Nah.

*Strained* Didn't laugh.

Robot: John Madden!

John Madden!

John Madden!

Football!

Denmark!

Mark! Mark! Mark!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aeiou!

aeiou!

aeiou!

aeiou!

aeiou!

aeiou!

Snake!

Snake!

snawkeyyy

nine, seven, two!

nine, eight, five!

Big Amerrikan T.T.S.!

*distorted* seven, three, three, five, fi-!

UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH