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My surname is Sheldon
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No, it's "My NAME is Sheldon"
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My NAME is Sheldon.
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What's this?
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That's what you did!
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I've seen in a number of languages where the gesture is a part of the phrase.
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Well it's not.
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Why am I supposed to know that?
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As the teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncracies from the subject matter.
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You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Madarin.
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Why?
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Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
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Hey!
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Syphillitic Donkey
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You just called Leonard a syphillitic donkey.
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My apologies Leonard, I'm only as good as my teacher.
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Show me your citrus peels.
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Show me your citrus peels.
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Show me your citrus peels.
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Show me your citrus peels.
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Hey Sheldon
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Oh my, you scared me to death!
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I'm sorry. Look, do you have a second?
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A second of what, pair of underwears?
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Two seats right there.
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Long live concrete?
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Thank you!
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Mmm!
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Your monkey sleeps inside me!
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Show me your mucus! Your mucus!
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Blow your own nose and go away!
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This is not a tangerine bicycle!
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Crazy man. Call the police!
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No, don't call the library. Show me your mucus.
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Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!
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Ay ya