It's like, I want to order the Double Loaded Gut-Bomb Chili Cheese Fry Nachos, but...

We have a pool party to go to after this.

I guess we could always order from

the diet menu.

Beyoncé doesn't say that.

"If he liked it, he should have put a platter of grilled onion rings on it?"

This is degrading.

A "Glamburger on a Tight Bun with a side of thighs"?

Jesus!

How are you supposed to say any of this out loud to another human being?

Hey, gang!

Are we ready?

Yes, I will have the...

Chicken Slenders.

I'm sorry?

The chicken.

Ah, the Chicken Parm or the Chicken Francese?

Uh, the, diet menu chicken.

Which one?

This one.

I'm sorry, don't have my glasses.

Oh, okay, of course you don't.

The...

Saucy Bossy Chicken Slenders.

On a Blamwich or as a Flauntrée?

A Flauntrée.

It doesn't sound like you want it.

Excuse me?

If you want a Flauntrée,

you have to flaunt it.

I am the boss bitch and I demand my Slenders as a Flauntrée,

with the Fit Into My Little Black Dress-ing on the side,

sorry, not sorry!

Is that good enough?

-For you? -I'll just have a burger.

-What? No!

Did you hear what just came out of my mouth?

No, no, be a man and order from the Bitch Menu!

Okay, um...

I will have the Glamburger then.

What kind of cheese?

It would be the...

Man, I Feel Like a... Wo-manchego...

What was that?

Man, I Feel Like a Wo-manchego.

Oh...

Sing it for me.

What?

Sing it for me, you little slut.

♫ Man, I Feel Like a Wo-man... chego

Yeah, now tell me how you want it cooked.

I don't want to.

You have to tell me.

I have to tell the chef.

Medium Fierce.

What kind of bun?

Holla Bread.

What kind of bun?!

I want it on Holla Bread, girrrrl!

Good boy.

Do you know why you're crying?

'cause you're a fat boy, not a fit boy.

You wanna be a fit boy, don't ya?

Say it to me.

I'm a fat boy and I wanna be a fit boy, sir.

Shake your fat boy tits for me.

- Don't do it. - Shut up.

Yeah, yeah.

Good, good, good.

I'll get you guys some water!

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