(hooves trotting and neighs)

So this is happening! What up, everyone?

It's your girl, Superwoman, with this wonderful, beautiful,

fabulous human being, Selena Gomez.

You're so sweet.

Oh, no. Thank you so much.

Now, if you know anything about me,

which you might or might not,

it's totally cool either way,

you know that I'm a huge Selena Gomez fan,

so this is a huge honor, thanks for being on my channel.

-You're so sweet. -Oh, I try.

I just met her, and I don't know that much about her.

I know everything about her.

It's an unfair advantage, in my defense.

But we're gonna play the Newly Friend Game,

which is similar to the Newlywed Game,

but for two people who just met, trying to become friends.

So we have a list of questions,

and I'm gonna write my answer down.

Okay.

Selena's gonna... Can I call you Sel?

-Yeah, for sure. -Aww, F yeah.

-Sel's gonna write her answers down.

I'm gonna guess hers, she's gonna guess mine,

and we're gonna become friends.

Okay

-Are you about it? - Yes.

I'm about it.

Oh gosh, that's so hard.

Don't feel bad that I'm writing,

I'm just scribbling things to make

it seem like I know what I'm doing.

I'm, do you want to guess mine first?

Or should I guess yours first?

-Okay I'll guess yours first. - Okay, here we go.

-Umm, Are you in love?

(record scratch)

Oh, sorry, is that personal? -With a person?

- Yeah. -God, no.

(mariachi music)

Have I ever really been in love?

Uhh, besides Dwayne Johnson, not really.

(Selena laughs)

So, not really.

I'm gonna say either,

"Wildest Dreams" or "Welcome to New York."

"Wildest Dreams"!

Are you serious?

- Oh my god, nailing it. -Oh, yay!

- Oh my gosh I'm so excited. - I'll tell you why.

I think one of the most beautiful melodies I've ever heard

is that whole-- - Absolutely.

That melody she has in it,

I will attempt to now imitate it, but I can't.

It's the, "ahh, ahh".

That little thing she does. - Yes, you got it!

- It's so good.

- Just, like, you got it basically.

And she lies to make me feel good, so good.

I'm tempted to say "Bad Blood",

because you was all involved in that,

but I feel like that's the obvious answer.

New York?

Okay, well you got half of it right.

Oh, "Bad Blood"/"Wildest Dreams", okay.

But look, we're, like, we're already,

do you know what I mean?

So many high fives.

We're, like, in love already.

So many high fives.

Hashtag one love.

What up, tattoo reference.

Ugh!

Youre quick, girl.

The worst rumor you've ever heard about yourself

is that you were pregnant.

(baby cries)

Every single one. (laughs)

Aww, that's a really witty

and sad answer at the same time.

Not really, are you kidding me?

Okay, true.

- It's made me stronger. -Okay, good.

I'm like a rock. -True, true.

Mine is pretty specific.

Well, because I could see how you are caring, just from our conversation,

Well, because I could see how you are caring, just from our conversation,

I would assume that you wouldn't like

when people say that you're fake or disingenuine.

I literally slept with YouTube to get where I am.

(laughter)

So not, like, not a person.

Like, I just slept with the website

Oh, how do you do that?

- I don't know, but that. -I feel like that's a big corporation.

But, you know what,

I don't have that much energy, also.

- I get that one too.

I'm flattered you think I'm that capable, but no.

Mad love, I hear ya.

I'm gonna make it seem exciting.

It might just be like, "Bring me guac",

I dont really know what it is, but, you texted Taylor--

To bring me guac? (laughs) No, just kidding.

To be like, "Really nervous and excited about Revival. Might puke."

It was my mom. I said I'm here and have a safe flight.

Cause she left.

I'm gonna say maybe one of your best friends? ish?

- Yeah, I'll take that, I'll take that.

It's to my girls "Whats App" group. It's called, "F Boys, Get Money".

It's to my girls "Whats App" group. It's called, "F Boys, Get Money".

- I'm shooting a collab with Selena Gomez today,

and I'm gonna die and pass out and spontaneously combust before I get there.

Sweat, sweat, sweat emoji.

And I feel really lame

for not having staged a better situation.

But no, that's what it is -Why? That's great!

That's genuine. Thank you, that's so sweet.

Oh my god.

This?

No.

- It's a heart, it's gonna be a heart.

- Yes.

- Okay.

- Do you see my Instagram? It's all like, I don't know why,

cause I just want people to be like,

"I love you, understand me".

- You're all about the love.

Okay, youre all about the attitude then.

You're gonna have one of those girls.

- I do use it a lot, but what's up,

this is the new way I say hello now.

It's the poop emoji.

It's the way I just start conversations now.

Okay, that's my assistant, by the way.

She has, like, she does that for life.

It's, like, just says so much more

than any words could, you know what I mean?

- Oh man.

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go a safe route and say math?

I'm yes, I'm horrible at that too.

- I'm also horrible at math.

- But I said texting back.

- Oh, I am also horrible at that!

That's a really good answer.

- Or, like, banking, or.

- I'm also horrible at that.

Close. Kind of. Relationships.

(laughter)

I am very bad at relationships. I am the worst at them.

- Meaning with a guy, or relationships with who?

- Yeah, meaning with a guy.

Meaning, I need to start buying cats now.

(meow)

- How about I change the question a little bit.

- Okay, sure.

- And say what's the one you're most looking forward

to hearing so they can't be out already.

- Okay.

- I'll do my favorite one.

- Okay, sounds good.

- Imagine if I, like, wasn't really a fan,

and I knew none of your songs?

Wouldn't that be so awkward right now?

(laughter) if I was like, uhh?

- Honestly, I would just be like, alright,

list the ones that are out. You don't care.

- No, no, of course I do.

I'm gonna say same old love.

- No.

- No? Oh, she's like, "No". (laughing) Okay what is it?

- "Kill 'Em With Kindness".

- Okay, mine is also "Kill 'Em With Kindness".

- Yay!