Name: Meet My Tinder Date
Uploaded: 2017-02-22T18:00:35.000Z
Duration: 5 min 56 s
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Hey what's up everyone it's ya boy Motoki.

Adverbs of manner

I finally did it, I got a match on Tinder and a date, let's go.

That's right mom, you didn't think I could but I did.

So if you're watching this, you can stop saying "oh you'll never have a girlfriend, you'll

never find someone, you'll never amount to anything in your life, you're such a disappoint

But anyways, it's totally legit guys, okay, we matched on Tinder.

Check it out we've been messaging each other, okay, it's totally legit, not fake at all.

Yeah you heard me, I can go on dates if I want to, yeah no big deal, whatever.

But without further ado, let me introduce you to my date, Melissa.

So thank you so much for agreeing to do this video, I know it's kinda weird.

I have to admit, I've been wanting to make a tinder date video for quite awhile now

but nobody ever matches with me, so thanks for believing in me.

When I first asked you if you could be in a video, it was kinda sketch cause like,

To start out, I thought that I could ask you some questions, maybe get to know you a little bit better yeah?

First question, what would your ideal boyfriend be like?

"I think he'd have to be fit, funny, and attractive".

So next question, what made you get a tinder?

"Well, just to make friends and have fun" Okay yeah same.

People usually use tinder to hook up but we wouldn't do anything like that.

Alright, I stopped recording, you wanna have sex?

We're kidding guys, okay obviously we're not like that..

Think they'll believe that sh*t? "I think we're good".

If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?

"Definitely Zac Efron" Oh yeah he's a daddy.

What's something you absolutely hate about guys?

"Ugh, when they like Donald Trump" Oh true!

"Pineapple" Pineapple, more like, you're a fine  apple.

"Eyes" Eyes, such bullshit everyone says that.

If you couldn't tell, I don't really get the chance to talk to girls, so this is just new for me.

"How often do you talk to girls"  Pff, like all the time, I'm kidding, totally joking,

like every day, weekly, monthly, maybe yearly.

So how do you go about getting girls, not for me for course cause obviously I'm chilling,

"Well you gotta compliment them, and be friendly, tend to her every need, put her first,

every little thing counts, you gotta get her something every once in awhile, get to know her family,

make sure she feels loved, make her feel special and show her respect"

You know what I'm just going to stay single for the rest of my life f*ck it.

Okay so I want to spice things up a little bit.

I have a script here for us. It's a little skit.

Alright here we go guys, we present to you, The Plumber.

"Oh no, my sink doesn’t work any more, I think I need a plumber!

I'm a plumber, and I'm here to take a look at your pipes!

Thanks, I guess should look at your pipes now.

"Wait it says here that we have to kiss?"

I mean if it’s in the script, I guess, you know, we have to, oh darn.

So what did you think about the date overall?

Alright so that's it for this video, actually, I wanted to ask you something.

I was thinking that for the thumbnail of this video that maybe you could be kissing my cheek.

Just because, I mean, you don't have to..

Well that's pretty much it, thank you guys so much for watching I hoped you enjoyed the video.

If you did, please give me a thumbs up to let me know, comment, subscribe if you're

not already but otherwise, I'll catch you guys next, Motoki Monday.