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  • [Happy Music]

  • So we are waiting in line at the Chibiusa cafe and the line is pretty short!

  • Because we are coming in like end of May.

  • At the beginning of May, I heard that it was insane. It was like hours of wait so...

  • EAT ALL THE FOOD!

  • So they give you the menu in advance and you have to pick out what you want to eat

  • And then they pre-order it for you which is like .. such a smart system.

  • And then which one of these do you want?

  • I don't know ~ whatever one is the most Sailor Moon-ish.

  • These are all the Scouts, you can pick one.

  • [Martina] So there´s M... [Simon] Sailor Uranus

  • There is no Sailor Uranus, she's in the Outer Scouts.

  • THERE NEEDS TO BE A SAILOR URANUS!

  • SHE'S IN THE OUTER SCOUTS!

  • And what's awesome about this is that sometimes things are sold out. But guess what?!

  • It's not sold-out today ~

  • So we got everything that we wanted.

  • [Sniffing excitedly]

  • Looks like we're up next.

  • And then Martina dies of a heart attack!

  • Before she even sits down.

  • [Cheerful Music]

  • Calm down, girl!

  • I'm calm... I'm calm. It's fine ~ I'm Cool.

  • I'M FINEEE. I'm fine, calm, cool. It's fine. I'm calm, cool. It's fineeee.

  • I'm calm.

  • It's cool.

  • It's just a table...

  • ...made out of...

  • ...the magic of Sailor Moon.

  • It's fineeee.

  • [weird sounds of exclamation]

  • Do we get three drinks?

  • Yeah ~

  • What do we need 3 drinks for?

  • You be quiet. You said you'd come with me!

  • Guess it's pretty obvious that I'm starving to death since...

  • I think the biggest problem we have here at the Cafe is that

  • I'm never gonna be allowed to eat anything

  • because Martina is gonna take a million pictures.

  • And I'm just gonna starve.

  • Yours haven't even come out yet. There's no reason to complain yet Mister.

  • Can I drink my drink then?

  • OK, can I...

  • [Mumbling] Can I...err

  • Can I eat?

  • [Cheerful Background Music]

  • Something yellow on top.

  • What do you mean "something yellow"? It's a moon.

  • What flavor is it?

  • It taste like a Sailor Moon!

  • Reallyy?!

  • Uh~huh...Ummm

  • My curry...Can I eat, eat my...curry...

  • Just a second.

  • [Sad Music]

  • I'm gonna dig into my Sailor Moon burger

  • It's pink, and it comes with little star tater tots

  • which I'm pretty sure I can never eat.

  • This burger is pink. I don't know where to touch, Ducky!

  • You could just pick it up and eat it!

  • What if I didn't take enough pictures?

  • If you don't eat it, I'm just gonna mash my face into it.

  • [Manly Voice] I would never ever forgive you!

  • Okay! Here I go!

  • Ducky?! What?

  • Double bacon, with a patty, lettuce, mustard and then a fried egg on top.

  • What does the bun taste like?

  • Is it a strawberry bun?

  • Just a bun.

  • Uhm! Wanna grab a bite?

  • Yeah, I'm gonna bite.

  • This actually doesn't suck.

  • It though it would just be like floral bull****

  • but it's actually a really nice burger!

  • Isn't that like a really meaty burger, for Sailor Moon?

  • Damn son! Right?!

  • That's a lot of meat!

  • Uhmmm...

  • I want all my burgers to be pink from now on.

  • Not happening!!

  • Make it happen!

  • No! [Martina] Promise me.

  • Here's my pinky.

  • [M] The choices, Ducky.

  • I got these curries, with rice and three different sauces on them

  • and some...other bizarre things on top of it.

  • That was a pickle.

  • These, Ducky, are the Outer Scouts.

  • They are the Outer Scouts?

  • Yess!

  • Which one is Sailor Uranus?

  • Oh Ducky!

  • This is all high quality products!

  • Why do I have a cherry in my curry?

  • Because it's part of the decoration

  • [Manly Voice] Shut up and enjoy it!

  • Oh, you're not supposed to do that.

  • Totally ruins the flavor of your curry.

  • It tastes like a cheap birthday cake now.

  • Isn't that great?

  • That's a spicy green coconut curry. Yummy!

  • This is great!

  • I knowww!

  • I was really expecting terror.

  • Or terror to await us.

  • Sailor Mercury!

  • It looks really pretty, huh?!

  • OK, here I go!

  • It's so good.

  • What does it taste like?

  • Like...

  • ...

  • energy drink

  • rubbed in lime rinds.

  • I really like it. Especially the additional cranberries.

  • Maybe that's what I'm tasting.

  • Well, Ducky...have some!

  • Oh, that's...wank!

  • Sailor Mercury? Sailor Gross!!

  • How did it get to be this way?

  • How did you like yourself go like this, Sailor Mercury?

  • And now, for the Black Lady.

  • Before I do this, I must tell you the important history behind Sailor Moon.

  • Nah, I think it's fine you can just drink it.

  • No! I'm totally gonna tell you about this.

  • So this cafe is actually Chibiusa's Cafe

  • That's the one...the little girl right here with the pink hair.

  • But what happens is after she can't rescue her mom,

  • she ends up being really upset and the Wise Man came up to her and then brainwashed her

  • into thinking that she failed her family and her family hates her and no one cares about her.

  • And then she turned into... the Black Ladyyy!

  • So this is her pink, when she is young and innocent.

  • And then you add the...poison from the Wise Man

  • And it changes the drink to be dark, like the Black Lady.

  • [Melancholic Music]

  • Noo, Chibiusa, he's lying to you.

  • Now to try the tears and pain of Chibiusa

  • OH~ This tastes like chocolate lemonade!

  • Is that even possible? I read online that a lot of people did not like this

  • because they got the non-alcoholic version and apparently it tastes like syrup

  • but we got the alcoholic version because that's how we roll

  • and it's MUCH better with alcohol guys.

  • [Noisy talking]

  • You're ruining my life!

  • I could be wrong but this looks a lot like nacho chips

  • I really hope...that it's not.

  • Alright! Well, this is the cutest dessert ever!

  • You can admit that it's cute, right?

  • It's pretty good-looking.. [Martina] It's pretty good-looking.

  • I have a feeling, that here to here, it tastes like nothing but clear gelatin.

  • But this looks pretty good. It looks like a sorbet.

  • I'm gonna, take a little bit of sorbet

  • with a star in it!

  • That is a great raspberry sorbet!

  • Really tangy!

  • Awesome.

  • Please don't be a nacho!

  • Pie crust.

  • YEAHHH! YEAHHH!

  • Ducky! [Simon] What?

  • There're surprise crumble underneath this.

  • [Gasp] Surprise crumble!! [Martina] with whipped cream.

  • Dug into the suspect-looking blue anti-freeze layer.

  • There're surprise cheesecake in here!!

  • WHAT?

  • And then it's blueberry Jell-O. [Simon] WHAT?

  • but it's like a really light-not-overly-sugared one.

  • I was really doubtful about this. I thought this would be disgusting.

  • Oh, look at all this crumble! [Martina] Right?!

  • Surprise crumble!

  • This is absolutely fantastic!

  • [Martina] Hey do you wanna say sorry to me... [Simon] There are so many... [Martina] and Chibiusa Cafe for doubting it?

  • So many layers of flavor here.

  • How many Michelin stars would you give this Sailor Moon Cafe?

  • I wouldn't give her Michelin stars. I'd give her a Michelin Moon ~