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  • [M] It is so damn hot in Japan right now, guys.

  • I thought that Korea was hot, and I was wrong. Japan is like

  • - tropical rainforest, sweating from places... - This is humid and sticky...

  • you didn't want to sweat. Like, eyebrow sweat and back of the--

  • What did you just point to there?

  • I said...

  • - crotch... mama sweat - Mama (I think he meant Matawhich means crotch)

  • Now, if I was over in Canada, I'd pop over to a convenient store and grab myself

  • a Freezey!

  • Back in the day, I only remember popsicles -- like, their name would be just the color.

  • - Purple, Orange, and Pink. That was it. - That's it.

  • But now I'm sure they probably have more -- I don't know what they have in Canada anymore.

  • But we're gonna show you some of the awesome stuff Japan has to offer.

  • We're having the Choco Monaka now.

  • These things are pretty cool.

  • Oooo!

  • Not that I've had them before! This is all new, so I can show you guys.

  • Yes, Simon has never had this before without telling me.

  • ಠ __ ಠ

  • I've never had this before! You've had this before?

  • No...?

  • (ʘ ᗩ ʘ)

  • That one binge night when we first arrived in Japan and you went out drunk because you were hungry

  • from our little tiny room and you said you'd go get us ice cream and you came back with like 6 containers of

  • ice cream and you ate half of them and brought one for me!

  • - *gasp* flashback - I did...

  • I'm gonna break this now, okay?

  • Hi-ya!

  • - Ooh - Ahh

  • Perfect break in half. I'll be honest, this doesn't feel edible right now.

  • So this is a wafer filled with chocolate-- filled with chocolate lining and then ice cream

  • with a chocolate slice in the middle.

  • - [M] This looks really good actually. - [S] Alright, ready to try it?

  • It's so hot right now, I can see the outsides of it starting to melt.

  • My hair is sticking to all the sweat rolling off my face. Make-up R.I.P.

  • - Ready? - Yeah.

  • Mm.

  • Mmmm!

  • This is like a reverse ice cream cone.

  • Oh yeah.

  • It's cold. It's cold!

  • - It's called ice cream... - It hurts my teeth!

  • Ducky has sensitive teeth.

  • Ducky has sensitive everything.

  • - Aww man. - (cough) wrong tube!

  • (coughs) It's fighting back.

  • I'm gonna be shooting this video by myself from now on.

  • - Oh my god that was so cold. - Martina is not mature enough to eat ice cream.

  • I'm not built for this world.

  • Do you need a little sippy cup?

  • Yeah! Everyone needs a sippy cup! Why wouldn't you? Why would you want to spill things?

  • You knock things over your computer all the time you should have a sippy cup.

  • - When do I ever knock things over... - I didn't mean you, I mean them.

  • - Okay. - You know who I'm talking about.

  • The wafers are nice and dry. They absorb the ice cream nicely.

  • Oh so cold!

  • Was this perfect for Japanese summer? Because it keeps it from melting all over your body.

  • - This right here... - This is like a nice compact way to eat.

  • ...maintains its integrity as you eat it.

  • Probably not supposed to do this...

  • Whoaaa!

  • That's great. Such a satisfying chew to it. It's not like you bite into it and breaks off dry.

  • Cheap ice cream cone from the convenient store feeling!

  • - It has that... - The cheapness

  • - ...cheapness quality. - is so high quality right now.

  • Would buy this again.

  • - This is great. - It's a great one.

  • [Simon] You know what I feel like whenever I want a dessert?

  • [Martina] Mm what do you feel like?

  • Beans!

  • So today we're having an Azuki little ice cream. So Azuki is those sweet red beans.

  • - Are you trying to say Azuki or Zuki like Zuko? - Azuki.

  • - Okay - Azuki.

  • Or is it Ah-zuki or A-ZU-ki or Azu-KI?

  • Azu-KI. A-zuki.

  • What emPHAsis do you put on what sylLAble?

  • Well, I learned something really cool, which is this little tiny sign here --

  • you'll see them all over Japan now in the summer time and I didn't know what this sign was.

  • It's for shaved ice. So if they have it hanging down, you can go for shaved ice.

  • We're going for the lowest quality of shaved ice.

  • Let's get the lowest quality cheap--

  • - Ooh. - Oohh baby.

  • Looks -- ♪ Aww baby, I like it raw

  • [M] This looks pretty good!

  • [S] This does not look like the best quality stuff right here.

  • So these are really tiny little beans.

  • [M] You know what? It actually has shaved ice, and then it looks like condensed milk, and then, beans on top.

  • Let's see how this is.

  • They're not that bad at all.

  • That's not as terrible as I was hoping for it to be.

  • "As you were hoping it to be."

  • I wanted a really bad reaction out of this.

  • It's actually quite good. The vanilla ice cream that they have in there almost tastes like whipped cream.

  • This layer here doesn't taste like ice cream.

  • It's not the best one ever. For a convenient store, this is great!

  • - Great! - Holy crap!

  • - Really good! - This is my favorite one so far.

  • And the red beans taste different than the Korean red beans as well.

  • So if you go to Korea and you try it, you say "Well, I've had it before."

  • Make sure you try it in Japan as well! They're different.

  • It almost taste like a bubble tea bean, you can say.

  • That's definitely a bean ~

  • It's a bean!

  • BEAN ~

  • If you're coming to Japan, don't be afraid to try the red bean stuff 'cause this is great!

  • How many more of these did you buy?

  • I only bought one...

  • Why would you buy 2 of other things but 1 of this?

  • I thought that we could share it.

  • Why do I wanna share with you?

  • - 'Cause I love you. - 'Cause you love me.

  • Love is the --

  • - I'm full. - Good.

  • I wasn't full!

  • [S] The next up has very modest advertising.

  • You can have ice cream that'll keep you cool. Or you can have something that can keep you cool-ish.

  • You're like "What should we name this? I mean it's pretty cool. But I mean it's not that cool."

  • It's kinda like [both] Coolish.

  • These are little ice creams in a bag that you suck out

  • suck out suck out

  • another great way of not getting ice cream melting all over your hands.

  • sexy food porn music

  • - Oh - Oh yeah.

  • - Oh yeah, we're ready. - Aw yeah.

  • Was not expecting that flavor.

  • That is some...

  • - awful - cheap quality...

  • Augh. That taste like strawberry penicillin.

  • This is those ice creams that can't afford to put in enough milk so they fill it with water

  • - and you get a whole bunch of ice crystals on the inside - ice shards

  • But I mean this flavor... is chalky penicillin.

  • You know how I hated banana milk back in Korea?

  • Because it tasted like penicillin and I got over it.

  • This has that chalky coating on your tongue like you've had really awful medicine.

  • Wait, maybe this is supposed to taste like that because it has like a shaved ice on it.

  • Maybe this is supposed to be like bingsu-ish.

  • Whatever. You're just cheap and you're trying to make your -- like this is so icey and disgusting.

  • What should we do? And they're like "Quickly! Pretend that it's a shaved ice dessert."

  • Whoa. Coolish. More like not cool at all.

  • More like "I don't like it - ish"

  • Can we not think of anything better?

  • - Coolish more like... - This is more like FOOLISH.

  • Coolish. More like foolish if you buy it!

  • ...If you like it... darn.

  • The only people who eat these are TOOLish.

  • You call this Coolish? You should have called it Ghoulish!

  • Eh?! :D

  • 'Cause it's so bad. It's like a ghoul.

  • ....

  • [M] Think we might have been tricked into buying just fruit.

  • Wait a second...

  • [S] Wait a second! Is this healthy?!

  • - [S] Nonono. I need sugar. - [M] This is some bull*sheep noise* right now.

  • I need some modified corn oil.

  • I think we got tricked into buying 5 fruits. I think it's literally we bought 5 fruits.

  • We almost bought something -- I was like "Look it! How cute! That ice cream looks like oranges!"

  • - It was just frozen oranges. - They took tangerines and froze them.

  • This is BS, stop trying to trick me. I want unhealthy...

  • How are we going to eat this? This has orange peel in it!

  • - You just gotta lick it. - Alright.

  • - That's delicious. - That is delicious.

  • Oh my god. Did I get tricked into eating something delicious?

  • This is what moms do when they're like "Just blend broccoli into puree and dump it into your muffin!"

  • "No one will know."

  • Aw yeah. This is lovely.

  • This is super refreshing on a hot day.

  • - Those other ones. They were more cream based. - They were creamy.

  • But this right here is just light and wonderful.

  • Son, you know what we should be doing right now?

  • We should have a glass of red wine and then you just dump this in it and mix it to make a magical Sangria on the go.