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  • [ audience applauding ]

  • Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now.

  • Please welcome terrance and phillip.

  • - Yea ! - [ studio audience booing ]

  • Hello, conan. Hello, brooke shields.

  • Guys, some people claim that your canadian humor is nothing but immature fart jokes.

  • That's not true. Take this classic canadian joke, for instance.

  • [ clears throat ] excuse me, terrance. Yes, phillip ?

  • [ poot ]

  • - [ cackling ] - gosh-darn it !

  • - Good one, phillip. Cheers ! - Cheers, fuck-face.

  • Guys, you can't say that on tv.

  • Now terrance smells like my ass !

  • I farted once on the set of blue lagoon !

  • So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in america ?

  • A lot of organizations here want you arrested for destroying children.

  • - They'd have to find us first. - You're right. Now !

  • [ soldiers shouting ]

  • Terrance and phillip,

  • Mothers against canada is placing you under citizen's arrest !

  • Mom ? Dude, what the hell's going on ?

  • We have a court order for your arrest !

  • - Phillip, we've been ambushed ! - Here you go, conan.

  • This little scrotum-sucker deceived us.

  • - You are a bad man ! - Don't listen to them, conan.

  • You loved our movie, conan. We watched it together.

  • Remember ? You laughed !

  • What have I done ?

  • [ screaming ]

  • [ car alarm wailing ]

  • [ click ] [ alarm stops ]

  • Holy crap ! Did you see that ? They arrested terrance and phillip !

[ audience applauding ]

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