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  • All right, here's my question, how many of you are on Facebook?

  • A lot of you on Facebook?

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I don't know what's going on with this timeline thing that now that's going.

  • I don't like it 'cause it makes it harder to go through the pages.

  • And it's what I've been doing all day long, before you got here.

  • I needed to see who was coming to my show.

  • I want to show you what I've found

  • from some of you folks here today.

  • Where is Jared Hanson, where are you?

  • Jared?

  • There's that vote of confidence that I'm looking for.

  • Hello.

  • So do you have any compromising photos that you think I might not want to see?

  • Umm...Not that I know of.

  • Really?

  • I just wanna ask you about this particular photo right here.

  • You're talking to someone.

  • No!!

  • Let's zoom in on this little area right here.

  • No!!!

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yeah.

  • So Jared, what's going on with that area there?

  • It looks like a fig leaf of some sort.

  • I was Adam for Halloween, and my friend was Eve.

  • All right, you were Adam, and then, can we zoom out to see what Eve looks like?

  • I was a bit more committed.

  • Yeah, I don't think that's really what Eve looked like,

  • from the pictures I've seen.

  • All right, so, she looks like she's looking right at the fig leaf,

  • if you look at her eyes.

  • Aye Caramba!

  • All right, well thank you for letting us, or you didn't let us, I just did it.

  • Thank you.

  • Where is Katie Gallagher, where are you?

  • Hi, Katie.

  • Hi.

  • How are you?

  • I'm Fine.

  • How's it going?

  • Awesome, how are you?

  • Awesome as well.

  • Do you know which picture I'm gonna show of yours?

  • I have no idea.

  • All right, well here's what,

  • I'm a firm believer that you should never stop learning.

  • You should always, always grow as a human being.

  • You should learn things in life,

  • and it appears you're taking a class here, let's take a look.

  • All right.

  • I assume it's a class, but.

  • Yeah, yes, it's a class.

  • It was a class?

  • A pole dancing class.

  • It was a pole dancing, exactly.

  • So here is another move of yours that is on here.

  • One of the all-time sexy moves.

  • When you see that, that's when the money comes out, when some one is-

  • Just holding on like a

  • All right, and then of course, the big finish here.

  • All right, so when you're leaving today, if anyone needs change or singles, I think Katie has singles.

  • All right,

  • where is-

  • Lisa Sowatski and Jackie Hanson?

  • Where are y'all?

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Everybody, for posting the pictures you post, y'all are all so shy.

  • It's just, it's so easy to do that when you're at home, going, that would be good to put on there.

  • Are you, you're two friends?

  • -Yep. -How long have y'all known each other?

  • -Eight years? -Eight years.

  • -How long? -Eight years.

  • Eight years.

  • And you took a picture that is,

  • it's really sweet. What were y'all doing in this picture?

  • Let me, tell me.

  • I don't remember meeting you ever and-

  • She did it.

  • That, okay.

  • What was it?

  • She requested tickets to the Ellen Show

  • for her birthday which is today, by the way.

  • And she got them, and I was so excited,

  • and my husband let me know early that we got the tickets.

  • So that was her valentine from me and,

  • don't you remember we were on the red carpet with you?

  • I do not remember it and

  • the photoshopping is probably the worst I've ever seen in my-

  • In my life.

  • Like, but it's also an older picture from,

  • I don't know when that is from,

  • so you need an updated picture. Come on down,

  • let's take a picture together.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Hi.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • Hi, hi.

  • Good to see you again.

  • You too.

  • Yeah, great.

  • All right, let's take a picture.

  • - All right. -Thank you.

  • Go post that one.

  • All right, all right.

  • Where is Megan Wise, Megan where are you?

  • Hi, Megan.

  • Hi.

  • How you doing?

  • Good, how are you?

  • I'm fantastic, thank you.

  • Megan, who are you here with?

  • My mom and my sister.

  • Your mom and sister, hi.

  • Do they follow you on Facebook?

  • Yeah.

  • -I don't. -My sister, yeah.

  • Your mom does not?

  • -No. -Okay.

  • Hi mom.

  • Hi.

  • You're about to see something right now.

  • Do you know what I'm gonna show?

  • I have no idea.

  • Really? You have that many photos that would be-

  • It's a possibility.

  • All right, well anyway, I just am curious, again,

  • I don't know who thinks of these things.

  • And you go, yeah, all right,

  • well, let's just take a look.

  • Sorry mom.

  • All right, first of all,

  • First of all.

  • How much better do the rest of you feel right now?

  • Because-

  • All right, so first of all you go, hey,

  • I got an idea.

  • Then somebody goes, I have

  • let's get a camera.

  • And then someone says, let's post it.

  • So who is this with you?

  • That is my friend Mary Ellen.

  • -Your friend Mary Ellen, and -She probably hates me right now.

  • You what?

  • She probably hates me right now.

  • Did she not know this was, she must know it's up here.

  • She's seen it, she's seen it.

  • A lot of people have seen it now.

  • All right, how about that mom,

  • there's your daughter.

  • A proud parent moment.

  • So proud.

  • So proud.

  • All right, well if I showed your picture today, you're all getting an iPad.

All right, here's my question, how many of you are on Facebook?

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