Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles All right, here's my question, how many of you are on Facebook? A lot of you on Facebook? [APPLAUSE] I don't know what's going on with this timeline thing that now that's going. I don't like it 'cause it makes it harder to go through the pages. And it's what I've been doing all day long, before you got here. I needed to see who was coming to my show. I want to show you what I've found from some of you folks here today. Where is Jared Hanson, where are you? Jared? There's that vote of confidence that I'm looking for. Hello. So do you have any compromising photos that you think I might not want to see? Umm...Not that I know of. Really? I just wanna ask you about this particular photo right here. You're talking to someone. No!! Let's zoom in on this little area right here. No!!! [APPLAUSE] Yeah. So Jared, what's going on with that area there? It looks like a fig leaf of some sort. I was Adam for Halloween, and my friend was Eve. All right, you were Adam, and then, can we zoom out to see what Eve looks like? I was a bit more committed. Yeah, I don't think that's really what Eve looked like, from the pictures I've seen. All right, so, she looks like she's looking right at the fig leaf, if you look at her eyes. Aye Caramba! All right, well thank you for letting us, or you didn't let us, I just did it. Thank you. Where is Katie Gallagher, where are you? Hi, Katie. Hi. How are you? I'm Fine. How's it going? Awesome, how are you? Awesome as well. Do you know which picture I'm gonna show of yours? I have no idea. All right, well here's what, I'm a firm believer that you should never stop learning. You should always, always grow as a human being. You should learn things in life, and it appears you're taking a class here, let's take a look. All right. I assume it's a class, but. Yeah, yes, it's a class. It was a class? A pole dancing class. It was a pole dancing, exactly. So here is another move of yours that is on here. One of the all-time sexy moves. When you see that, that's when the money comes out, when some one is- Just holding on like a All right, and then of course, the big finish here. All right, so when you're leaving today, if anyone needs change or singles, I think Katie has singles. All right, where is- Lisa Sowatski and Jackie Hanson? Where are y'all? Hi. Hi. Everybody, for posting the pictures you post, y'all are all so shy. It's just, it's so easy to do that when you're at home, going, that would be good to put on there. Are you, you're two friends? -Yep. -How long have y'all known each other? -Eight years? -Eight years. -How long? -Eight years. Eight years. And you took a picture that is, it's really sweet. What were y'all doing in this picture? Let me, tell me. I don't remember meeting you ever and- She did it. That, okay. What was it? She requested tickets to the Ellen Show for her birthday which is today, by the way. And she got them, and I was so excited, and my husband let me know early that we got the tickets. So that was her valentine from me and, don't you remember we were on the red carpet with you? I do not remember it and the photoshopping is probably the worst I've ever seen in my- In my life. Like, but it's also an older picture from, I don't know when that is from, so you need an updated picture. Come on down, let's take a picture together. [APPLAUSE] Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi, hi. Good to see you again. You too. Yeah, great. All right, let's take a picture. - All right. -Thank you. Go post that one. All right, all right. Where is Megan Wise, Megan where are you? Hi, Megan. Hi. How you doing? Good, how are you? I'm fantastic, thank you. Megan, who are you here with? My mom and my sister. Your mom and sister, hi. Do they follow you on Facebook? Yeah. -I don't. -My sister, yeah. Your mom does not? -No. -Okay. Hi mom. Hi. You're about to see something right now. Do you know what I'm gonna show? I have no idea. Really? You have that many photos that would be- It's a possibility. All right, well anyway, I just am curious, again, I don't know who thinks of these things. And you go, yeah, all right, well, let's just take a look. Sorry mom. All right, first of all, First of all. How much better do the rest of you feel right now? Because- All right, so first of all you go, hey, I got an idea. Then somebody goes, I have let's get a camera. And then someone says, let's post it. So who is this with you? That is my friend Mary Ellen. -Your friend Mary Ellen, and -She probably hates me right now. You what? She probably hates me right now. Did she not know this was, she must know it's up here. She's seen it, she's seen it. A lot of people have seen it now. All right, how about that mom, there's your daughter. A proud parent moment. So proud. So proud. All right, well if I showed your picture today, you're all getting an iPad.