Wha, the-- [laughing]

I'm not Benedict Cumberbatch

I'm me, I'm Markiplier.

Why do I want Dancy Pants to be mad at me?!

Foxy is a big ol' bag of dicks!

[system] "For other options, press 4."

THERE'S NO NUMBEEEEEERZ !

I can't put any numbers in here!

[yelling] Baby! BABY!

[increasing emphasis] BABY, COME OUT!

BABY, COME BACK!

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oh god, oh god!

Uaaaagh

I'm trying guys! I'm trying!

*BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[screams] Fucking fuck!

Shut the fuck up! OHHHHH!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[singing]DADADAADADDDADADA

[still singing] DER DER DUR DER

[singing] Everything's okay!

[Baby Mascot recording playing] "Everything is okay! Let's go back to sleep!"

WHAT DO I DOOO?!

[beeping followed by a jumpscare]

*hello i am freddy*

[static]

[singing]

Ballora!

[singing]

Don't kill me.

[scared singing]

Sneaking!

You don't need to worry about me!

I just need to worry about me!

And don't mind the yelling!

[shouting] I YELL when I'm NERVOUS !

[singing along to music] ♪ We did it, we're the best in the world ♪

♪ and we are friends ♪ [music stops] ♪ for-- ♪ Oh. Ever.

These casual bongos have turned sour!

[system] "There is no need to check on Baby tonight."

(Markiplier has a great incoprehension dance.)

"Please refrain from entering unauthorized areas."

"Proceed directly to Funtime Auditorium."

[system] "You have been provided with a flash beacon."

*hey im fucksy*

[shouting] Oooo-KAY! What the fuck?!

I, uhh,

Got boned.

[singing] ♪ Ohhhhhhhhhh- ♪

[Spongebob theme song] ♪ "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" ♪

(Here lives the frowning and scared re-hair human.)

wut

[sing-song] ♪ Why is Ballora looking at me? Why is Ballora looking at me? ♪

♪ Why did I wiggle so damn much? ♪

Oh, hi!

[shouting] Who the FUCK is that?!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

I'll look at you in just a second, but holy shit!

(yes ,it's written *fap*)

[jumpscare] [Mark shouting] FUCK OFF!

What the fuck?!

I'm fubber-nucked, I'm fubber-nucked, I'm fubber-nucked.

Hey! Oh -- Wiggling, I'm wiggling!

[jumpscare] [Mark shouting] I was wiggling!

I was wig-waggling!

I was wabble-jabbling!

Wowie, zowie, oopie, powie!

[with increasing emphasis] Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking fuck.

[shouting] Oh, yes!

[music plays] Yes! Yes!

It was three minutes, fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Yes!

YEEES!

So that was a good day at work.

nomnomonmnonmnomnonmno

I get to keep my glorious crown and continue to call myself

The king

[smugly] of "Five Nights at Freddy's."

Sorry, did I not say that right?

The [pause]

[shouts loudly] KING!

Ow.

It's so wet!

[Mark, quietly] Why is it wet?

Hi, Baby!

How you doing, you enjoying my body? [laughs]

You get outta here! (about "The End")

No way!

No, nuh-uh, no, not happening. Nope.

[stuttering] No, nope, it's -- no. That's a big no.

[singing] ♪ Fudge, fudge, fa- fa- fa- fudge, fudge ♪

♪ Fudge, fudge, fudge. ♪

♪ There is no way that that is going to work. ♪

♪ It is a load of bullshit ♪

♪ And I hate it a lot. ♪

[shouting] OHHH, NO! OH, NO! (failed to aim right the cupcake shoot 420 mlg dankscope noscope)

[shouting] Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no!

I went too quick! [shouts] NO!

[screaming] Was I supposed to do something with that?! (had the ice cream)

Oh, NOOO!

Was I supposed to go back to the beginning?!

Alright, look, it's a two star!

[holds up 4 fingers] It's a two star!

No, that's a four star-- [holds up 2 fingers] It's a two star!

Two for victory!

However the fuck that understands it.

Oh, god, is Baby on the way?

Baby's on the way!

Oh shit, this is "Five Nights at Baby's!"

I'm not gonna make it.

*hello i am edward*

[jumpscare] HO- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I, uh, you get really skiddaddle-y at 4 AM, huh, don't-cha?

[shouting along to music] ♪ I did it, yeah! ♪

♪ I am the-- ♪ Oh, my head...

Ohhh, I got light-headed.

[yelling] Oh, I got my exotic butters!

YES!

And I buttered my popcorn from all around the world!

I did it!

Place the crown upon my head!

Ow!

And then call me

The - [shouts] KING!

OF "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!"

So, I don't think there's anything new.

[game] "Exotic Butters."

[game] "Exotic Butters."

[Mark laughing] [game] "Ex-- Exo-- Ex-- Exotic Butters."

[Mark] How long until someone makes a remix of --

[Exotic Butters - Cool Songs (link in desc)]

dont forget to butter

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