I've hacked the game.

Pokémon GO without moving (thank you papa poods)

IT'S POSSIBLE.

I done it boyz

The scientific breakthrough is finally HERE

Come closer

I'm about to walk to that gym

without walking :O

*tap*

*tap*

*tap*

*taps furiously*

LOOK HOW FUCKING FAST I'M GOIN

aah

walking

IS FOR FUCKING LOSERS

We hacked the game

It took a long time

but wiv ma hacking skillz

I FINALLY MANAGED TO DO IT.

But we're not stopping here

BABY (oh no!)

LET'S HACK SOME MORE

*papa poods skips off*

HACK 1!

Hej y'all seen drones

But a great way to get a hack done

is to tape your helicopter

*music intensifies*

GO MY CHILD GO

CERTIFIED 100% NO FX

okey bai

It worked.

Intense Duck Tales hack music

*hack* *stutter*

HACK 2!

giggle :)

*splutters at sellotape in mouth*

Fuck sake :(

Not even Trump's wall could stop this

*Shakes plug enthusiastically*

That's strong!

MLG Explosion

This hack is called the "dog hack"

You get a piece of string, we couldn't find a string

so we got...

What did you get poods???

...he's got a cable

mini MLG explosion

Our phone is on this end

and then Edgar's

uhhh

collar is on this end.

Finally this fuckin' shitty investment is gonna pay off #PoorEdgar

alright you hear me?

Now catch me some Pokémon!

GO! (BWA)

*Edgar investigates his newly attached pokémon hack appendage*

*dissapointed* You tryna' play? Just go!

*Edgar the Dog complies and goes on to inspect his bowl of water with his newly found hacked device*

What this hack does, is that it collects the GPS points of cracking eggs

so hopefully we will get a 10k egg pretty soon I think

uhh

I feel one hatching right now

I think

If this piece of shit dog would MOVE!?!

Fuckin'.. Gimme TmarTn's dog! What the fuck kind of shitty dog is this?

Le epic sad music :(

Don't pretend that you don't hear me!

TmarTn our lord and saviour ヽ༼◐ل͜◑༽ﾉ

Don't smooch me pls

Fuck :(

How thirsty was he dude? Jesus

Clicks tounge

Kicks dog + some swedish stuff

Le epic music n°2 + masterfull doggy running compilation

Will Edgar make the egg hatch ?

SANIC FAST!

You'll see in the nex..

Edgar! Did you crack the egg?

Edgar: Leave me alone

Edgar: U bitch!

He got it

We got a pikachu

Hack 3! Ya feel me?!

*swaggy pose*

Laughs at own joke :)

Tryin' so hard

JESUS!

*vibrato* Ballooon Phone

*deep inhale*

That's original!

There's been speculations, that you can catch legendary pokémons

but you got to go higher. So with this hack balloon hack that we developed we are going to fly

Get me the Mewtwo!

Get me the Mewtwo x2

*Duck Tales Moon Theme*

NO FX WE SWEAR

It landed

Upset Duck Tales music

For this hack you can get a lot of distance, fast!

For those really nice eggs!

*Throws phone like a girl*

Next hack!

Doing my job for me :)

You get your phone right?

poods givin' his head (to the) job

*nice splash*

Go Pokebitch GO!

Oh shit xD

*Splutters*

*fist me daddy?*

BA-BYE! *mark voice*

JACK!

This door was enough for u 2 dammit!

*boat transition*

*splash*

NO!

*paddles desperately*

RIP Pokebitch 2 you will be missed :(

RIP headphone users

*pewds glasses twin*

We hacked pokemon GO, it has never been done before

By anyone, EVER!

Look at me! Look at me GO

Catching all the Pokémons

I got an even better hack for you

omg what is it poods???

Just go outside

Thanks for watching guys, leave a like if you enjoyed

Leave a

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Thumbs up

and i'll see you bros in the next video

*smooch*

Get me my fkin charizard!

alright

Now we're going to get over there

There we go!

Yes I cc'd the end card I'm dedicated K?

surprise after credits scene!

You're not ready for what's comin'...

Remember the gay sex party?

Next hack!

Can we make this thumb go like up your dress?

Indistinct muttering

Some Bill Cosby action

Now pull it out

Oh next hack!

*fart*

this is fuckin' dumb

*Michael's seal of approuval*

Yeah look at is man that's going to be the fuckin' highlight of...

A Please Don't Tell Marzia Productions' Film

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

OH MY GOD

Next hack!