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  • Hey! This is MATSAN

  • and welcome to our language course part 3

  • today we are going to talk about

  • some specific, very funny

  • words in Poland

  • Interesting words in Polish!

  • by the way

  • we are drinking this

  • TSINGTAO

  • It means green island

  • It's a beer from China

  • I think

  • the most popular one in Continental China

  • ok, that's it

  • let's have a sip before

  • na zdrowie!

  • So let's start from the word which is...

  • FART

  • a fart basically

  • means

  • LUCK

  • I know it sounds like "fart"

  • because actually

  • the spelling is even the same

  • it's F-A-R-T

  • It's really fart

  • and the funny part is that

  • We found this one in Łódź right?

  • Yea, the first time I saw it

  • it was like a lottery shop

  • So it's writing all over the wall

  • FART FART FART FART

  • I was like

  • why this shop is saying fart that much?

  • Even I think the fart with

  • a cloud inside

  • of this

  • and then I just took a picture

  • while eating an ice cream with the fart shop

  • I know there is the taxi called "fart"

  • Fart taxi

  • Just imagine

  • the guy from another country traveling

  • by this kind of taxi

  • UK or US and like

  • WOW a Fart

  • Poland is so opened

  • so obsessed with farts

  • You fart/you fart

  • you fart/we fart

  • We fart!

  • btw

  • all of these words are in this

  • chicken amazing board

  • the other things are actually

  • what are you doing here?

  • "check"

  • About the shop names

  • It's pretty funny here in Poland

  • that lots of shops got animal names

  • especially the most popular one is

  • Biedronka

  • which is a ladybug

  • and it has...

  • gay insect

  • what?

  • It's a gay bug!

  • It's not a gay bug!

  • It's so sad to be a biedronka

  • Because it's a LADY bug

  • and what if you are a male

  • LADY male bug

  • with biceps

  • but with this "biedronka" body

  • This is a pretty big one

  • you can buy everything in there

  • food, alcohol... anything

  • vegetables

  • the other one which is smaller is

  • Żabka

  • which is a cute form from a frog

  • a cute froggy

  • a frog

  • and it has a frog poster on it

  • yea like a cute froggy sign on it

  • and it's a smaller...

  • it's more like a 711 in Taiwan

  • yea, something like that

  • so it's open untill 11 pm

  • so it's also like a convenience store basically

  • also something like that

  • a little bit bigger

  • is Małpka

  • Małpka is actually the same kind of shop as Żabka

  • Małpka is a cute little monkey

  • There is a poster

  • outside the shop

  • and it's a monkey like...

  • yea, with some shop stuff

  • with hot-dogs

  • because you can eat hot-dogs there

  • It looks so horny

  • you hold it

  • it's just like...

  • domestic violence

  • I know there is Mrówka

  • I don't really remember what do the sell

  • but I think it's some engineer stuff

  • or some things for building your house

  • I don't know, some men's stuff

  • Mrówka

  • which is an ant

  • so does it have an ant logo on it?

  • I think yes

  • I think, I don't really remember

  • but I think it's

  • I don't see that so often but

  • It has this...

  • working hat

  • holding some equipment

  • and walking to somewhere

  • SO CUTE!

  • it's funny because

  • you guys always say that

  • Asian culture is super cute

  • and also in Taiwan it's like

  • in a metro

  • you see the poster with pokemon

  • staying in a queue

  • yea but we don't see our

  • own cute stuff in here

  • and it's super cute in Poland

  • yea, exactly!

  • Everything is just so cute!

  • even the dentist

  • she was at the dentist's

  • in Łódź

  • and the dentist got a logo

  • of a very very smiling tooth

  • and the other one

  • it's like a mom and a baby

  • both of them

  • holding a toothbrush

  • and cleaning themselves

  • SO CUTE!

  • and we wre like:

  • this is soooo cute!

  • we have to go there!

  • and then we went there

  • So these are the "shops"

  • and the other one is "food"

  • I don't really find this funny

  • but she finds this super funny

  • maybe you guys from taiwan will find this funny

  • for me it's not funny at all

  • It's a kind of obsession

  • she says these words all the time to me

  • with no reason

  • so anyways about food...

  • we've got... starting from...

  • Kiełbasa

  • I don't know what's funny in this

  • which means a sausage

  • I don't know why it's funny

  • it just sounds funny

  • The other one is

  • Cebula

  • which means an onion

  • What's so funny?

  • So...

  • Onion!

  • Cebulowy (different form)

  • Eh these cases...

  • So onion and sausage!

  • Kiełbasiany (different form)

  • It means...

  • Like, if you want to describe the taste for example

  • it's such an onion taste

  • such...

  • "taki" is...

  • "taki" is like "it's like"

  • OK and the next one...

  • Ser

  • The most common word right now

  • ser

  • all the time cheese cheese

  • and even!

  • I'm just typing to her on messanger

  • and then

  • with no reason the word

  • SER

  • cheese

  • and I'm just...

  • and then she's still continuing this

  • like cheese cheese!

  • So cheese!

  • Ryba

  • It means a fish

  • So fishy!

  • If you want to describe the taste

  • So if I want to say

  • you smell like fish

  • Why!? Why!?

  • I'm not smelly!

  • I clean myself everyday!

  • You

  • are

  • a fish! (in a wrong way)

  • (confused)

  • Jesteś rybą (you are a fish)

  • We will talk about cases later

  • It's a huge thing to do

  • and it's like

  • so problematic! For me to learn!

  • so so so?

  • You smell like fish?

  • But why you need this?

  • I just want to learn it

  • It's usefull

  • Like you smell bad?

  • Or you smell good?

  • No you smell like a fish

  • Like exactly a bad smell

  • Bad? Yea

  • I don't know

  • Maybe I should think about my personal smell

  • because of this talking right now

  • I feel pretty sad

  • Another one is

  • Pies

  • And the reason why she finds this funny

  • because the spelling is like

  • P-I-E-S

  • which is like pies (cakes)

  • And "pies" is a dog

  • Pies means a dog

  • is it like plural or singular?

  • No, "pies" is singular

  • Psy is plurar

  • Ryby (fishes)

  • Psy (dogs)

  • Kiełbasy (sausages)

  • Cebule (onions)

  • Sery (cheeses)

  • But about "dog"

  • because we went to

  • a rich district or something like that

  • And outside their house

  • they put this dog sign

  • Like WARNING: DOG INSIDE

  • And with just writing like:

  • PIES

  • And when she saw it for the first time

  • she was like what? Pies?

  • They are selling pies?

  • With "dog" sign on it

  • Polish eat dog?

  • I'm joking

  • Not funny haha

  • Another one is

  • Actually 2 of them left

  • No, three of them left

  • And the first one is "pij"

  • Because it sounds like "pee"

  • Like I pee

  • On you, on her

  • You are so dirty!

  • You smell like fish!

  • Pij means like

  • If you want to say to your friend

  • Just drink it

  • What is so funny?

  • I don't know

  • Ok, another one another one

  • This one is pretty funny

  • You pee!

  • This one is pretty funny

  • It's Jaja

  • Jajo means an egg/Jaja means eggs

  • And jaja

  • because we know that ja is yes

  • or tak in German

  • So she's like JAJAJAJAJAJA!

  • JAJA!

  • So "jaja" means eggs

  • Moje jaja! (My eggs)

  • Good

  • And the last one

  • is

  • No

  • And "no" means "yes" in Polish

  • In the beggining

  • I was like

  • I mean

  • Yes means Tak

  • but in Polish

  • we use also the word "no"

  • Is it like yes and yep?

  • It's like yep

  • So

  • when I'm speaking to people

  • sometimes people get confused

  • Like: they want to say yes

  • And they say no

  • And I'm like: so it's yes or no?

  • And especially

  • In the tram or in metro

  • We can hear people on the phone

  • NO NO NO NO NO

  • Like they are cancelling everything

  • BTW

  • Yes in Polish is tak

  • No in Polish is nie

  • but

  • Yep in polish is no

  • ok and that's pretty much it

  • That is our third episode of language class

  • Sansan is a very retarded person right now

  • I don't know what she's doing

  • Always like this

  • I'm a nice balancer

  • ok so, so

  • Hope you guys enjoy this video

  • Hope you guys have learned something from this video

  • We are trying to make our quality better

  • We've put the mic in here

  • Hope the sound quality is good!

  • What about now?

  • Sing something!

  • Sorry

  • Anyways

  • So hope you guys enjoy the video

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  • I'm sorry I'm so out of control today

  • You're like on high or something

  • Or maybe...?

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