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  • You may have heard the news...

  • That's right!

  • I'm broke.

  • But thanks to many fellow Patreons,

  • we managed to gather four thousand dollars

  • to help...

  • myself!

  • Although for leagal reasons,

  • I couldn't keep any of the money...

  • which means, I'm back on square zero.

  • I got nothing,

  • nada,

  • ingenting!

  • So what do you do when all hope fails?

  • What do you do

  • before I was PewDiePie?

  • That's right, selling hot dogs.

  • A lot of you have known this, some of you may have not,

  • but before I did YouTube I sold hot dogs.

  • It is in fact my specialty. It's the best and only thing I know besides screaming and acting like a retard on the Internet.

  • (funky music plays)

  • (shakes his metal fannypack)

  • Little windy for a grill some would say.

  • (continues shaking fannypack)

  • Amateurs!

  • I would say back...

  • You gotta grill like this you gotta have balls.

  • Ssss... aaahh!

  • No, no, not the hot dog, they will be contaminated! (aaargh)

  • Oh boy.

  • Get them while they're hot!

  • Hot doooooooooogs!

  • Want a hot dog?

  • (funky music plays)

  • Do you like it?

  • It's good? It's good yeah? Thank you very much!.

  • (funky music plays)

  • (unaudiable)

  • That shit cold!

  • Hot dog?

  • Hot dog? - Thank you.

  • (wiggle wiggle wiggle)

  • Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot dog! Do you want a hot dog?

  • Hot dog!

  • Ooooh, it's a wonderful day!

  • To do a hot...

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • Come back here!

  • Hot dick?

  • Lady, want a hot dog?

  • Baby want a hot dog?

  • No one wants a hot doooooog?

  • Fresh hot doooogs!

  • Hot dog man? You lookin' hungry. Dinner time.

  • I feel really bad that nobody's buying Pewds's putrid hot dogs.

  • So, I'm gonna humour him and gonna buy a hot dog.

  • Ey-hey Felix, PewDiePie... Eh... I'll buy a hot dog.

  • I'll buy a hot dog... I have money, I'll buy a hot dog. - Okay, you can have a hot dog.

  • Thank you.

  • So, how's the business goin'?

  • Oh, no, it's... I... this is... not a...

  • I'm just doin' it for...

  • Is this like a full time thing now?

  • It's a... it's a hobby.

  • Oh, actually - PJ. I have a... since you're a loyal customer.

  • You get my special hot dog. - Okay.

  • (magical music)

  • Slippy?

  • There he is. He's alive.

  • It's an alive poisonous toad.

  • Can I borrow your poisonous glands?

  • Is this sexual harrassment?

  • And I put it back where it belongs...

  • For the VIP's.

  • (magical music)

  • Here you go PJ.

  • Hey thanks man, wow, you really did it with the ketchup.

  • Thanks, I really appreciate it.

  • Wait...

  • Can you leave a good review?

  • Best review alright thank you.

  • Good luck. - Enjoy.

  • (disco music plays)

  • Hot dog?

  • Does anyone want a hot dog?

  • Thanks very much!

  • You're a VIP now!

  • I have to sell my most prized possession.

  • My golden plaque.

  • Want it? Anyone on the bus?

  • This is a real golden plaque. It's my last version!

  • It's yours for a pound.

  • I'll buy it. - Okay, cool.

  • Thank you. - I'll give you £5.

  • Thank you very much, I appreciate it. It's yours.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Thanks Felix! - Have a good one!

  • I got £5!

  • It's a new bill too, I really like these. This is great.

  • He's actually going! He actually bought it.

  • I don't know he keeps walking.

  • Bag...

  • (music plays)

You may have heard the news...

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