Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin. We've got a bit of a situation, which is why I've asked Officer Swanson to join us. It appears Chris sent an inappropriate photo of himself to one of his classmates. That's right. He texted a picture of his penie. Oh my god. And apparently, the girl-- Oh, thank god. --he sent it to doesn't like him back, so she turned him in. OK. I can see everybody's mad. But what'd you think? Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Principal Shepherd. We'll make sure Chris apologizes to that little knob tease. I'm sorry, Lois, but it's not that simple. When Chris sent that picture, he was technically distributing child pornography. Child pornography? Joe, that's crazy. He's just a teenager who made a bad choice. I don't know what to say, but the laws just haven't caught up to how cool kids are now. I'm sorry, but this makes Chris a sex offender. Oh my god! Huh. Well, I'm not about to make a Batman exit right now. But has that thing always been over there? Over where? What are you doing, Peter? Ah, you looked back too fast.