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  • The funniest test answers from kids.

  • Alright guys welcome to Reaction Time today,

  • We're gonna be looking at some brilliant test answers from kids

  • That basically had the last laugh

  • You know the teachers always try to trick you on tests

  • Well these kids actually tricked the teacher instead

  • I mean they probably got it marked wrong

  • But the answer itself probably wasn't even wrong.

  • It just wasn't the answer the teacher was looking for

  • So without being said guys let's get right into this video

  • This is gonna be extremely funny

  • And I hope you guys enjoy

  • So let's get right into it!

  • Alright here we go, Number 1

  • What ended in 1896?

  • 1895... [Music Stops]

  • It did! It did, It really did!

  • You can't mark him wrong!

  • And I'm pretty sure the teacher was looking for

  • The answer to be like The Civil War

  • Cause that ended in 1896

  • But

  • 1895 ended in 1896, you can't mark it wrong...

  • Okay it says: Name the quadrilateral

  • Alright, this one's Bob

  • Sam,

  • Tedison...

  • What is a Tedison?

  • You mean Teddy?

  • Theodore?

  • I don't think Tedison is a real name.

  • Cait,

  • Hary.

  • Hey,

  • She named the quadrilateral.

  • Okay?

  • What is the strongest force on Earth?

  • According to this kid, it's love.

  • Expand A + B

  • To the power of N.

  • This kid did it perfectly.

  • Look at all this space he's leaving in between.

  • The teacher wrote "Very funny, Peter."

  • You apparently got it wrong,

  • You did it right, but you got it wrong.

  • Aright so on this one you basically had to choose one of the two options

  • And the answer went like this,

  • "The man pet the dog."

  • "You should not hit dogs."

  • That.. That's a good...

  • That's actually a good kid right there.

  • Learn from him, teacher,

  • Learn from him.

  • Write an example of a risk

  • "This"

  • You know, kids are actually a lot smarter than they seem

  • Like this is actually genius.

  • Alright.

  • Assignment:

  • You are to assume the role of a Chinese immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home describing your experiences.

  • And they just decided to write everything in Chinese,

  • They actually knew Chinese.

  • I actually don't know what to say, I'm speechless at this point.

  • Briefly explain what hard water is

  • "Ice"

  • It's ice.

  • Hard water is ice.

  • No it's not.

  • It.. it is technically.

  • Technically,

  • By default.

  • What do we call the science of classifying living things?

  • "Racism."

  • It works, all these work!

  • I can't

  • I can't do this.

  • Alright, so basically they had this problem

  • And you have to come down to

  • "six = 6"

  • Right, you have to come up...

  • But you have to show how you got it.

  • So all you have to do is take out the n from sin.

  • So it just becomes six.

  • Some atoms share electrons and become more stable.

  • Describe a situation where people share something and everyone benefits.

  • "Communism."

  • Freaking communism, guys.

  • My name is Frankie

  • I earn money at home by...

  • But I don't.

  • I don't earn money at home.

  • I am a freeloader.

  • I'm so proud.

  • Can a mouse still reproduce with only one testicle?

  • "No, girls don't find that shit attractive."

  • And the teacher even said,

  • "Nice try,"

  • Coolest teacher in the world,

  • They didn't actually give them detention for saying shit or anything.

  • Find X.

  • "Here is is"

  • Oh man, if only teachers actually graded us like that, that would have been he easiest test in the world.

  • Say and write.

  • Okay, cow, put a c.

  • Bird,

  • Cat,

  • Dog,

  • Fish,

  • "Fuck."

  • They put "fuck."

  • Instead of duck.

  • The difference between 180 and 158 is "22"

  • Okay,

  • Explain how you found your answer in Problem 4.

  • "math."

  • I used math,

  • To find my answer.

  • I used math, bruh.

  • Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

  • "At the bottom."

  • They signed it at the bottom.

  • What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

  • "Mariah Carey."

  • And then he put hearts on the side.

  • True, it's true.

  • Or Wendy Houston.

  • It's very true.

  • Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day.

  • What's the effect?

  • "he is a big nerd"

  • Okay.

  • To change centimetres to metres,

  • you take out,

  • "centi-"

  • From centimetres.

  • Unscramble the words to make a sentence.

  • Alright it said "is pen in goat My a"

  • So they decided to write 'My penis in a goat."

  • Oh!

  • I can't do this anymore!

  • That's it.

  • That... that was the funniest test answers.

  • Let me know if you guys want to see a part two.

  • This was extremely hilarious.

  • You know kids are a lot smarter than they seem, it's actually pretty funny.

  • They think a lot more logically than some adults.

  • Which is sad, considering adults have been through all this education.

  • High school, college,

  • And yet some of these kids just...

  • Hey, let's just make it simple.

  • With that being said guys, thank for watching.

  • I really hope you enjoyed it,

  • I really hope it made you laugh,

  • And I'll see you guys next time on another episode.

  • And until then, have a good one and peace out!

The funniest test answers from kids.

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