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  • Hey YouTube!

  • It's time for me to complain about YouTube, again... I. I.. I know.

  • Can someone just stop YouTube from themselves?

  • I feel like YouTube is like a toddler,

  • Playing with knives and l, let's just take the knife away from that baby.

  • Stop stop doing... STOP!

  • Now if you don't know what I'm talking about, YOU probably don't know what I'm talking about;

  • Because it doesn't affect you in any way possible so literally you can click away the video right now.

  • I MEAN NO!

  • IT MATTERS DAMNIT!

  • I don't know if you noticed this. This has been a problem for a very long time:

  • Number one: YouTube unsubbing you from a channel even though you didn't unsub;

  • Number two: Videos not appearing for the person you subscribed to.

  • Remember, remember the Sub Feed?

  • Remember when that was a thing?

  • This is what we get now we get the Recommended where's the fucking Sub Feed?

  • Oh it's there........

  • No one clicks on it.

  • Now, I used to be subscribed to h3h3 and I was like why am I not seeing their videos.

  • Well I'm unsubscribed for some reason...

  • WHY?

  • A channel that I've actually watched like, regularly why would I be unsubscribed?

  • And then channels I haven't touched in fucking years I'm still subscribed to.

  • HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE?

  • Now you may have noticed that my channel is dying okay? Let's just get that out of the way.

  • Okay, my channel is...

  • It's going down

  • It's going down hard.

  • If you're still here you need to get the fuck out

  • Cuz' it's not going to be pretty from now on.

  • I'm using reverse psychology.

  • Please stay I clearly fucking need you.

  • Well basically, when I was, uh, doing the daily vlogs

  • I noticed how

  • Really poorly they performed.

  • I was really surprised by this

  • Cause generally vlogs do really well and last year I did them

  • And uh

  • They were fine.

  • But I noticed

  • Like

  • Some videos didn't even get two million views.

  • I know

  • Didn't even get two million

  • But that's really bad for me

  • That's unheard of for me

  • For the last

  • Four years, probably

  • Three, four years

  • So, for that to happen I must be really doing badly

  • To my standards

  • They're pretty high

  • So I'm like, well I guess people don't like the vlogs.

  • But it was weird because all the comments were really supportive and really appreciative

  • But I could tell that people just weren't clicking on them

  • So I, you know, we started doing this click bait joke

  • Just to kind of draw people in

  • "I filmed all day but I got no, I got no interesting title."

  • "I got hit by my own car."

  • "Hit by my own car?"

  • "You gotta get a good frame in!"

  • "And that's how you make a YouTube video."

  • And honestly, like, a reason why I

  • I made this video where I said I'm quitting the vlogs

  • Part of it was because I though no one liked them

  • I thought that people didn't enjoy them and that's why

  • Uh, and it's already adding all this stress

  • So I was like, well it's not worth it if, you know, people don't like the content I'm making

  • We're putting all this effort into it and, and we're too stressed out and too busy

  • And uh

  • It was really a, a rough time for me

  • Now I figured out

  • It's because YouTube changed

  • They changed how you view videos

  • I asked YouTube, respectful

  • I wrote a really nice polite email

  • And YouTube said, "Lol, we don't know whats happening."

  • HMMM

  • Can someone stop YouTube from themself please

  • All I want is that the people that subscribe to me

  • Get to watch my videos

  • I don't give a shit about whatever else you do

  • Okay

  • But that seems like the core foundation of pretty much the most simple

  • Fucking thing that you need to do

  • Oh, and don't unsub me from channels that I'm watching

  • Now what you can do!

  • You can double subscribe now

  • Hey, what a great idea

  • Let's make the subscribtion fucking uselss

  • Now they gotta double subscribe

  • So, uh, hey 49 million people that I collected over, over six years of hard work

  • Hey, could you do me another favour?

  • That would be, it would be great

  • Just click on that little bell there

  • And then just be like saved

  • Not on H3's channel

  • On my, on my channel

  • Bell me bro!

  • Welcome, I hope you enjoyed the video

  • Drop a bell if you liked!

  • Is that what I'm gonna have to do now?

  • So what they're doing instead is that they're recommending videos

  • About people you don't give a shit about

  • You get recommended whatever the fuck is on the trending tab

  • Sorry Zoella, but I don't care what's in your bag, okay?

  • Your subscribers do

  • I am sure

  • But keep that shit away from me, okay?

  • As far away as possible, thank you

  • I feel like I wanna work at YouTube and just tell them how to do shit

  • I wanna just be like

  • Hey

  • Hey everyone

  • Stop

  • Just stop

  • Just, you can go home

  • Hey, I got a crazy idea

  • How about we

  • How 'bout we just put back the subscriber feed, how 'bout that?

  • The thing that we had since the beginning of fucking thing that seems to be working just fine

  • What I think really is why YouTube is so great

  • The relationship, or like, you watch someone on a more personal level

  • I don't think you guys come back just to watch some Swedish retard for a few minutes

  • Like maybe you care about me and you care about what I'm doing

  • At least that's what I like to think

  • That is happening at least

  • But it seems YouTube wants to promote all these random ass fucking videos

  • That you don't give a shit about

  • That's what they want to promote instead

  • Instead of you getting these videos of the persons that you choose to subscribe to and that you really enjoy

  • Entertainment that you really enjoy consuming

  • And really what this does, this change does is that

  • It makes the problem of YouTube having too much clickbait

  • Get even more clickbait

  • Because 'Top Five videos' or 'Top Ten videos'

  • These fuckin' retarded ass videos

  • Like, videos that have nothing to do with personality

  • Has nothing to do with content

  • Just has a really great title and a really great thumbnail

  • Ten million views and six days ago

  • It is really upsetting how they did this change

  • They won't explain what happened properly, to anyone

  • It's not just me but a lot of YouTubers are noticing this

  • And the fact that I

  • It added just a huge amount of stress when I was already like, filming a show for YouTube

  • Uhmm

  • It's really fuckin' sad and really discouraging

  • I find that a lot of people that work with YouTube

  • Almost anyone

  • Have no idea what it is like to work on YouTube

  • As a content creator

  • As, ahh, someone whose built this for years and really cared about it

  • It's, it feels like a kick in the face when they make changes and don't tell anyone about it

  • 'Cause this site means so much to YouTubers

  • Like me and everyone else, it's not just me

  • Uhm

  • It means the world to us

  • It's something that we worked really, really hard on and I

  • I don't think they understand

  • I don't think they will ever get it if you say why this is such a big problem

  • They never made a YouTube video

  • They, I don't know, I imagine, like, that a lot of people that I work with on YouTube

  • They think we're just

  • Fuckin' record for fifteen minutes and that's it, you know?

  • It's a lot of work

  • I know it's like a meme that YouTube isn't a job, or whatever

  • And in a lot of ways, no it fuckin' isn't

  • I used to work at a nightclub working night shifts and fuckin'

  • That was pretty fun actually

  • But, regardless, I know what it's like to have a shitty job and

  • YouTube by far, by far, is the hardest job I have ever had and I've ever, ever had

  • And guaranteed will ever have

  • Because every successful YouTuber put they're heart and soul into