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  • *Upbeat music*

  • Hey guys!

  • It's Wengie welcome back!

  • Oh my gosh, there is 3 million of us now!

  • So now there is 3 million people to hug.

  • If you're new around here you guys will get used to this.

  • So today is a...

  • oo

  • elbow hug!

  • Today's video was literally inspired by my life.

  • In the past week it was that time of the month for me again.

  • So that means that I felt horrible, I was really fatigued.

  • and I was just really, really lazy

  • or maybe I was getting sick?

  • So that pretty much inspired today's video,

  • and as we go throw these hacks you will see

  • that theres like a lazy meter

  • some off them can get pretty lazy.

  • After you're watching this video don't forget to comment below

  • and tell me like how far your lazy meter goes,

  • because mine is like all the way.

  • But hold up! if you guys are'nt part of the family yet here already

  • I am encouraging you guys to join!

  • This week is a super exciting announcement for our fam

  • because I'm drawing the 2 macbook air winners

  • Congratulations the winners are:

  • so we have to celebrate our 3 million family members right? Somehow.

  • I decided to do an even bigger giveaway

  • to celebrate and that is 3 macbook airs.

  • you know three, three

  • makes a lot of sense.

  • All you need to do to be part of the giveaway is to one, be part of the family right here

  • which means to subscribe

  • and the other thing is to be part of my vlog squad

  • which is subscribe to my vlog channel

  • and that is literally it

  • oh my gosh, if we can get this video to 120,000 likes that would be amazing

  • I know you guys can do it

  • You wengie-corns rock

  • so without further ado let's get straight to the video, let's go

  • So hungry! But too hungry to cook

  • Wish food would just appear

  • Oh maybe I can just order in o- uh-

  • Phone's too far away

  • Ah Mickey. Maybe I can eat my- No. Eating cats is not good

  • Don't do that

  • *stomach rumbling*

  • [Hallucination] Hey Wengie! You look hungry

  • Could really help you with that

  • [Real Wengie] K first of all

  • Who the hell are you? Second of all

  • What are you doing in my living room? And third of all

  • Your top is really cute! Where'd you get it from?

  • [Hallucination] Aw thanks. Well I'm actually you, but like so much smarter, and I'm here to help you out

  • So, let's get started!

  • [Real Wengie] Yeah, I really think I'm hallucinating now

  • *music*

  • So lazy people gotta eat too.

  • So I have some one minute microwave

  • mug cooking recipes.

  • Which is the epitome of laziness.

  • And not only are they super tasty,

  • take no preparation time

  • and are also vegan friendly

  • They are also very very healthy.

  • The first recipe is a lental pizza in a mug.

  • Simply pour three to four table spoons of canned mixed beans,

  • or however much you like to eat.

  • This is way healthier than the traditional dough.

  • and lower in calories as well.

  • Then add in your choice of toppings.

  • I use capsicum and mushrooms.

  • A pinch of Italian herbs

  • and then spoon in one tablespoon of marinara sauce.

  • Or you can use pasta sauce

  • and then finish off with one tablespoon of mozzarella cheese or vegan cheese.

  • *music*

  • Then pop it in the microwave for one minute

  • and that is literally it.

  • You can put some salt and pepper on top to taste

  • and nom away.

  • *Pop music*

  • Next for dessert we have a chocolate mug cake

  • and it cooks in less than one minute

  • It's also vegan and low-fat.

  • Seriously, best combo ever.

  • You'll need two tablespoons of Wholemeal self raising flour.

  • One tablespoon of caster sugar or natural sweetener.

  • One tablespoon of baking powder,

  • and One tablespoons of unsweetened coca powder.

  • Two tablespoons of almond milk or I tried soy milk as well

  • one teaspoon of coconut oil

  • and a quarter teaspoon of vanilla extract

  • You can also add chocolate chips as well to your liking

  • *music*

  • Next bake in the microwave on high for 40 seconds

  • If its still a little bit raw inside

  • you can throw it in for another 10

  • If you like you can add some ice cream or mixed berries

  • and that will make it complete.

  • *music*

  • You know when you reach in a chip packet

  • and keep reaching

  • and they like seem to take forever to even find a chip.

  • [Hallucination] Ya, I think you're trying a little bit to hard. We ain't got time for that.

  • *music*

  • Well this hack will turn your packet of chips

  • into a chip bowl so you never have to go digging again.

  • Simply open your chip packet all the way

  • Put 2 hands on the bottom of the packet

  • and start scrunching upwards

  • pushing the middle of the packet all the way up.

  • You'll see the level of chips rise

  • as your doing this.

  • and once your chips are at the top

  • you can just place this down on the table.

  • It's perfectly flat on the bottom and your ready to eat

  • them without reaching much at all.

  • Super lazy

  • *music*

  • Mmmm yogurt!

  • Did I have a spoon

  • *sad music*

  • Ugh! What am I gonna do?

  • [Hallucination] I can help you with that

  • *music*

  • Did you know you can totally make a spoon out of your yogurt lid?

  • Just peel it off, lick off the top

  • *laughs*

  • Then simply fold it in half,

  • and the edges over in the middle on both sides like this.

  • *music*

  • Then do it again and again

  • Until it gets so narrow you have a handle.

  • Now just curve the front and you can actually

  • twist the handle as well to keep it in

  • place, and voila!

  • Spoon!

  • Careful though the edges can be pretty sharp

  • so I literally just lick it off like this to avoid

  • cutting my tongue. But this is so awesome

  • when your super lazy or desprate

  • and you don't have a spoon, plus you can just

  • throw it away afterwards and you don't need to wash anything

  • Bonus!

  • *music*

  • I don't think I've ironed for ages

  • Oh no! My collars wrinkly. I'm late.

  • Wha-what if I rub it?

  • Ya, that'll do.

  • [Hallucination] Whoa! Hold up, you literally have the solution in your hand.

  • *music*

  • If your collar needs ironing but you can't be bothered getting an iron

  • Just use your hair straightner and it will iron out

  • any wrinkles. Remember don't do this on delicate fabric

  • with a low melting point like silk and stuff

  • not a good idea but cotton should be just fine.

  • *music*

  • *chipmunk voice* aa ug

  • *chipmunk voice*

  • [Hallucination] Ya, it's not burnt. But you know theres like a much easier way.

  • *music*

  • oven simply just call your phone from your computer then go over and tape it

  • onto your oven door with the camera side facing in and then turn the light on so

  • you can see what your bakey and just keep it on your screen in the corner

  • while you're watching netflix and relaxing and doing whatever you like and

  • you will never burn anything again we got pretty little liars run it by

  • letting the root on the couch

  • why does this always happen when I needed mine I just watch what's on this

  • build your head yes I said alright your phone

  • you're welcome

  • p sabe

  • no you can download remote apps that will turn your phone into a universal

  • remote simply program it for all your things you need and you never have to