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  • *HIGH FIVE*Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to YouTuber's Life!

  • Sorry it's been a tiny bit of a break in the game, but...

  • I wanted to give it a small bit of breathing space, because the game gets insanely repetitive after a while.

  • And I didn't want to keep doing it over and over and over again.

  • But now, we have a wife!

  • My wife moved in with me... apparently.

  • I was gonna call her my girlfriend, but my wife...

  • ...uh, Eduardo left, because he's sick of working for me, apparently.

  • Imma go to sleep! :D

  • Auhh... GOODNIGHT! ...Smoochums.:D

  • Oh God I thought I vanished under somethin'. I-I didn't realize that there was a-a boundary there.

  • So Eduardo's not working for me anymore.

  • ...sooo c-can I hire you?

  • Les-wait! Let's collaborate in a video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ooh, that might be fun! :DDD

  • Uhmm.................................

  • ...at least it would be if all these games weren't a PIECE of shit!!

  • Well they're not pieces of shit, they're just... nobody has any interest in them.

  • Choose game... choose game to sell. Choo-

  • It's showing... It showed four games on the shelf, now it's showing two games.

  • And now there's no games.

  • What happened?!

  • Oh God, did I break it? ;-; How do I go back out?

  • Ohhh! Oh there we go. Woo! :D

  • Umm... Kay, I didn't have an order to actually make a game for someone.

  • I thought I'd have somethin' sayin' like, "Can you make me an episode of this?"

  • ....and then I just sold the game.

  • Okay,... GO SHOPPING! Imma go shopping :D and we're gonna... Buy-

  • *angrily* GET OFF MY COMPUTER!

  • God, we have merged together.

  • Well...

  • They do say couples who live together become the same person.

  • PC World... No-no-no-no, PC World is for that stuff.

  • It's for actual hardware. For games, we go here, so best rated.

  • Ummm... "Traveler Crossdressing Zone."

  • What?! (Jackyboy is confused and he turns into a potatoe...umm potatotes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatotes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

  • "Def Jam Crossdressing." What's with all the crossdressing games?

  • Not that there's anything with that, it's just a very weird theme to have going all of a sudden.

  • Ummm.....*Potatoe*

  • "British Math," for the PS2, for the AD, for the PC, for the AD.

  • Imma get this and Imma get...

  • ..this. "Frankenstein's Chainsaw Explosion."

  • How could I not buy a game called that?

  • Costs a shit ton of money though.

  • Ummm...

  • Where'd she go?! (She turned into a kawaii ass potatoe ghost)

  • S-s-s-smoochums?! ;-;

  • [reading] "Oh, what a surprise! You're Jackaboy! I'm a girl scout and I'm selling cookies. Would you like to buy a box?"

  • OF COURSE I'LL BUY A BOX!

  • My food went up, but my money went down.

  • That's how life works. That's how shopping for food works.

  • Wait, did she go upstairs? (Maybe shes in the room waiting for you jack( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

  • GREAT! :D

  • My gamers have arrived! (Potatoe)

  • Buhhh... [chuckles]

  • WHERE'D SHE GO?! (OH SHIT SHE IS A GHOST KAWAII POTATOE)

  • Although when I did start the episode it said that she went shopping.

  • So, maybe she went shopping. (Oh..)

  • LET'S... should we invite Kelvin- THERE SHE IS! (She still a potatoe)

  • There's my schnookums.

  • "I found a piece of beautiful clothes for you, and I could not resist."

  • Are you going out and spending my money? >:(

  • I mean, OUR money.

  • Sweetie. [chuckles]

  • But is that - does she actually go out and - cause she bought food before.

  • So does she actually go out and buy food and clothes and everything now? Cause that would be awesome!

  • Um, this one has five stars.

  • Les' do dis one >:3

  • [typing] "We Got Married." :D

  • Uhh... "Collab with my wife." :D

  • Don't put the name of the game in there, be an absolute douchebag.

  • I try to do that in real life though. I try to make sure that the name of the game is in every upload that I do.

  • If there is a game involved.

  • Because I feel like it's only the right thing to do.

  • Wave hello.

  • [imitating characters] - OH, so annoying! SHUT UP!

  • Funny comm-

  • The things aren't showing up anymore!

  • Ohhh okay! These are...

  • It's question mark now!

  • [high pitched voice] What the fuck! (Jackyboy is confused????)

  • Am I just fucking guessing now?

  • It's like question mark, it doesn't tell me what I need.

  • I guessed correctly apparently! What the fuck?

  • That's annoying! ...singing comment.

  • Ah, I guessed right!

  • Funnily enough... it didn't give the thing - Oh no, I'm actually PICKING what goes there now.

  • I-I think. I don't fucking know.

  • Uhhh, uhhh. Unfunny comment.

  • I don't get how this works anymore. ;-;

  • I have absolutely no idea. .-.

  • Put in the eleven one -

  • cause it's a bonus to post-production.

  • Um...

  • The- the cheapest one?

  • Ahahaha.

  • Move on to nine...

  • Happy expression, and then give me a good goodbye!

  • Give me a good goodbye. Wave goodbye.

  • Goodbye! Thanks for coming out and watching my video. Byeee. :DDD

  • Tasty! That's gonna be a sick, nasty video.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • [Quietly] What's that sound?

  • Makes it sound like we're still playing!

  • But we STOPPED playing! Why is that still going?

  • I dunno. Um...

  • Okay, you, and then you,

  • Shi', man.

  • Shi', dog!

  • You, and then you. Thirty-nine!

  • Can I do better?

  • FORTY! I CAN do better.

  • Um, better title...

  • What else needs to go up? The oranges...

  • aaand... this. Whatever.

  • Here we go. Interest is at a PEAK!

  • Of a hundred and forty-five! [reading] "I'm back home. What are you doing?"

  • WE JUST DID A VIDEO TOGETHER!

  • 'Kay, this stuff didn't do the best, but this is gonna be

  • a fucking fantastic video.

  • I need to get another friend! (Maybe mark??? or bob,bob's a potatoe)

  • I need to get somebody over here - to help me!

  • Uhh... Let's- Can you come over?

  • "Invite home."

  • [Reading] "I'll meet you there." She's already here.

  • AMAZING.

  • 'Cause I need somebody to help me actually make the videos!

  • Maybe I should've treated Eduardo properly.

  • Maybe I was treatin' him terribly.

  • Huuuh... Ablehblehblehblehbleh.

  • The conversation is fuckin' WILD over here.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Keep talking! Can I hire Fiona? (Oh no the Shrek memes are coming)

  • Fionaaaaa... :D

  • [reading] "You can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level."

  • She costs a FORTUNE, as well! (Well yeah shes a princess what did you expect??)

  • Hell no! Uh... BYE, Fiona!

  • Time to get her out of MY house. Get out before you cost money just being friends wit' ya!

  • Christ! Um... Who else? Kristen, can I hire Kristen? [reading] "You can't hire Kristen, you don't have the right relationship level."

  • We're married. [reading] "You don't have the right relationship level, your relationship level needs to be higher."

  • Gale, you can't hire. Uhh. I don't want to hire you, fuck the amount of money you're gonna cost.

  • [reading] "...can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level"

  • You are a...

  • (very intelligent think in progress that should deserve a Nobel Peace Prize 2k16)

  • Who else is a YouTube?

  • (Another Nobel Peace Prize worthy thinking session)

  • Imma try and hire Eduardo again...

  • but I have to talk to him a lot more.

  • God fuckin' dammit

  • Eduardo, you're the finickiest person I know.

  • [impersonates Eduardo] You didn't talk to me enough!

  • You need to... you need to treat me better.

  • Blah, blah.

  • Aungh.

  • Actually, Eduardo,

  • that's great and all but I have to go make a gaming video before the people lose interest in these fucking games.

  • Ah... First impressions.

  • Here we go. Slow down!

  • You're gonna kill someone!

  • Can you stop talking? Good lord this is loud in my ears!!! Why computer?!?! Why you so loud all of a sudden?!?!

  • Pop filter, monodirectional,

  • configure your devices

  • I pick ah game

  • Frankenstein's chainsaw explosion that's all I need

  • that's a great title on it's own already entro with logo thats all i can pick

  • so that's what I'm gonna do. Ummmmm

  • Unfunny comment sarcastic comment. AHHHH!! Eduardo get your crotch out of the camera!!!!

  • didn't think this ball is right there thank you God

  • it's gonna be going to smell it ain't all of my pretties

  • you could say he was tainting my recording shit I should have bumped up

  • these so I had more this new who was just arrived

  • your citizens and Dragons board game has been shifting you receive it soon

  • how about that Chris then you'll find shit on my account

  • I knots I'm going