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*HIGH FIVE*Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to YouTuber's Life!
Sorry it's been a tiny bit of a break in the game, but...
I wanted to give it a small bit of breathing space, because the game gets insanely repetitive after a while.
And I didn't want to keep doing it over and over and over again.
But now, we have a wife!
My wife moved in with me... apparently.
I was gonna call her my girlfriend, but my wife...
...uh, Eduardo left, because he's sick of working for me, apparently.
Imma go to sleep! :D
Auhh... GOODNIGHT! ...Smoochums.:D
Oh God I thought I vanished under somethin'. I-I didn't realize that there was a-a boundary there.
So Eduardo's not working for me anymore.
...sooo c-can I hire you?
Les-wait! Let's collaborate in a video!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh, that might be fun! :DDD
Uhmm.................................
...at least it would be if all these games weren't a PIECE of shit!!
Well they're not pieces of shit, they're just... nobody has any interest in them.
Choose game... choose game to sell. Choo-
It's showing... It showed four games on the shelf, now it's showing two games.
And now there's no games.
What happened?!
Oh God, did I break it? ;-; How do I go back out?
Ohhh! Oh there we go. Woo! :D
Umm... Kay, I didn't have an order to actually make a game for someone.
I thought I'd have somethin' sayin' like, "Can you make me an episode of this?"
....and then I just sold the game.
Okay,... GO SHOPPING! Imma go shopping :D and we're gonna... Buy-
*angrily* GET OFF MY COMPUTER!
God, we have merged together.
Well...
They do say couples who live together become the same person.
PC World... No-no-no-no, PC World is for that stuff.
It's for actual hardware. For games, we go here, so best rated.
Ummm... "Traveler Crossdressing Zone."
What?! (Jackyboy is confused and he turns into a potatoe...umm potatotes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatotes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
"Def Jam Crossdressing." What's with all the crossdressing games?
Not that there's anything with that, it's just a very weird theme to have going all of a sudden.
Ummm.....*Potatoe*
"British Math," for the PS2, for the AD, for the PC, for the AD.
Imma get this and Imma get...
..this. "Frankenstein's Chainsaw Explosion."
How could I not buy a game called that?
Costs a shit ton of money though.
Ummm...
Where'd she go?! (She turned into a kawaii ass potatoe ghost)
S-s-s-smoochums?! ;-;
[reading] "Oh, what a surprise! You're Jackaboy! I'm a girl scout and I'm selling cookies. Would you like to buy a box?"
OF COURSE I'LL BUY A BOX!
My food went up, but my money went down.
That's how life works. That's how shopping for food works.
Wait, did she go upstairs? (Maybe shes in the room waiting for you jack( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
GREAT! :D
My gamers have arrived! (Potatoe)
Buhhh... [chuckles]
WHERE'D SHE GO?! (OH SHIT SHE IS A GHOST KAWAII POTATOE)
Although when I did start the episode it said that she went shopping.
So, maybe she went shopping. (Oh..)
LET'S... should we invite Kelvin- THERE SHE IS! (She still a potatoe)
There's my schnookums.
"I found a piece of beautiful clothes for you, and I could not resist."
Are you going out and spending my money? >:(
I mean, OUR money.
Sweetie. [chuckles]
But is that - does she actually go out and - cause she bought food before.
So does she actually go out and buy food and clothes and everything now? Cause that would be awesome!
Um, this one has five stars.
Les' do dis one >:3
[typing] "We Got Married." :D
Uhh... "Collab with my wife." :D
Don't put the name of the game in there, be an absolute douchebag.
I try to do that in real life though. I try to make sure that the name of the game is in every upload that I do.
If there is a game involved.
Because I feel like it's only the right thing to do.
Wave hello.
[imitating characters] - OH, so annoying! SHUT UP!
Funny comm-
The things aren't showing up anymore!
Ohhh okay! These are...
It's question mark now!
[high pitched voice] What the fuck! (Jackyboy is confused????)
Am I just fucking guessing now?
It's like question mark, it doesn't tell me what I need.
I guessed correctly apparently! What the fuck?
That's annoying! ...singing comment.
Ah, I guessed right!
Funnily enough... it didn't give the thing - Oh no, I'm actually PICKING what goes there now.
I-I think. I don't fucking know.
Uhhh, uhhh. Unfunny comment.
I don't get how this works anymore. ;-;
I have absolutely no idea. .-.
Put in the eleven one -
cause it's a bonus to post-production.
Um...
The- the cheapest one?
Ahahaha.
Move on to nine...
Happy expression, and then give me a good goodbye!
Give me a good goodbye. Wave goodbye.
Goodbye! Thanks for coming out and watching my video. Byeee. :DDD
Tasty! That's gonna be a sick, nasty video.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[Quietly] What's that sound?
Makes it sound like we're still playing!
But we STOPPED playing! Why is that still going?
I dunno. Um...
Okay, you, and then you,
Shi', man.
Shi', dog!
You, and then you. Thirty-nine!
Can I do better?
FORTY! I CAN do better.
Um, better title...
What else needs to go up? The oranges...
aaand... this. Whatever.
Here we go. Interest is at a PEAK!
Of a hundred and forty-five! [reading] "I'm back home. What are you doing?"
WE JUST DID A VIDEO TOGETHER!
'Kay, this stuff didn't do the best, but this is gonna be
a fucking fantastic video.
I need to get another friend! (Maybe mark??? or bob,bob's a potatoe)
I need to get somebody over here - to help me!
Uhh... Let's- Can you come over?
"Invite home."
[Reading] "I'll meet you there." She's already here.
AMAZING.
'Cause I need somebody to help me actually make the videos!
Maybe I should've treated Eduardo properly.
Maybe I was treatin' him terribly.
Huuuh... Ablehblehblehblehbleh.
The conversation is fuckin' WILD over here.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Keep talking! Can I hire Fiona? (Oh no the Shrek memes are coming)
Fionaaaaa... :D
[reading] "You can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level."
She costs a FORTUNE, as well! (Well yeah shes a princess what did you expect??)
Hell no! Uh... BYE, Fiona!
Time to get her out of MY house. Get out before you cost money just being friends wit' ya!
Christ! Um... Who else? Kristen, can I hire Kristen? [reading] "You can't hire Kristen, you don't have the right relationship level."
We're married. [reading] "You don't have the right relationship level, your relationship level needs to be higher."
Gale, you can't hire. Uhh. I don't want to hire you, fuck the amount of money you're gonna cost.
[reading] "...can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level"
You are a...
(very intelligent think in progress that should deserve a Nobel Peace Prize 2k16)
Who else is a YouTube?
(Another Nobel Peace Prize worthy thinking session)
Imma try and hire Eduardo again...
but I have to talk to him a lot more.
God fuckin' dammit
Eduardo, you're the finickiest person I know.
[impersonates Eduardo] You didn't talk to me enough!
You need to... you need to treat me better.
Blah, blah.
Aungh.
Actually, Eduardo,
that's great and all but I have to go make a gaming video before the people lose interest in these fucking games.
Ah... First impressions.
Here we go. Slow down!
You're gonna kill someone!
Can you stop talking? Good lord this is loud in my ears!!! Why computer?!?! Why you so loud all of a sudden?!?!
Pop filter, monodirectional,
configure your devices
I pick ah game
Frankenstein's chainsaw explosion that's all I need
that's a great title on it's own already entro with logo thats all i can pick
so that's what I'm gonna do. Ummmmm
Unfunny comment sarcastic comment. AHHHH!! Eduardo get your crotch out of the camera!!!!
didn't think this ball is right there thank you God
it's gonna be going to smell it ain't all of my pretties
you could say he was tainting my recording shit I should have bumped up
these so I had more this new who was just arrived
your citizens and Dragons board game has been shifting you receive it soon
how about that Chris then you'll find shit on my account
I knots I'm going
I brought you a surprise for more games
Oh that'd be awesome oh now i have to edit but i'm too tired
damn it i edit any and all the video edit everything you want to do
edit things better that is not a good video haha
whoo-hoo
it's a video nonetheless we're going to upload it go to bed
explode letter topics let her talk
haha people loved people know that something's going on my personal life in
the game how do people know that I did that thing go play board games or board
games
those are cool have a board game in ages boo boo boo
get all of that sleep now what am I upgrading upgrade you get what
no just go to the fridge game is freaking out of me sometimes I thought
you bought food
you said your part food stuff ready Kristen this is going to work we're
going to have to work together
ok eat I energy drink
never going to play through its apparently somebody in my house packed
i'm not going to you Kristen that no no no your computers upstairs
hamburgers pizzas but getty bought an ace get it all in - yeah
Cynthia night I don't buy it
yeah the 15 exp Eduardo house a fucking gone
are you good are you happy he's just happy in life we have a great
relationship level
I need to talk to you any further I'm a higher you
yes accept my offer except let all accept my offer
yeah isn't here is anyone up
she yeah where you go it
I just hired you and you left him
huh seven ok
you gaming video I guess good lord ah yeah
and now we do a gameplay on this since we already did a collab all good but I
rocket gameplay these Rockets are lit
nah that's what the fam would say bless up this book you'd i'll make sarcastic
comment
the way no happy expected game freezes technical comments that they actually go
with what's here now loading screen
off-topic comments
I don't know ho you found a hidden item egotistical comments no I've ever become
that guy your permission to shoot me in the face was seen on for any comment
that I'm so random
you overcame an easy challenge murderous look
oh what time - okay i don't have a lot left after your sisters are not using
copyright itself
dammit videos over it's all over call home everyone and you have to make get
you to make me a video after this
are you ready Eduardo are you game for pc beautiful because you could not
resist you
Thank smooth jumps taking care of me
so good ah right do I put them all in and see what happens first and then we
see if we can work off anything else to do - whoohoo -
doodoo
ok ok i will look and go okay this is looking shit fuck my computer is messing
up on me
yeah I do
28 tiny line
fade to black there we go
well I some awesome is it a bad video
who cares i just need to keep making videos repair that computer I'm okay
I go to a party with you but no I wanted to repair my computer
god damn it and wear it out 68 Christic good baby
she won't fix anything should've made where to make a video while I was gone
damn it
yeah
pick up these moves
wow this is a party and a half two dudes
I'm gonna talk to you your kelvin and he's actually becoming better friends
with you had my back
come on talk faster this game but he needs a speed-up function i'm sitting
here all day
time is class I'm a year older now
who are you guys you guys that's good glad to hear that number
I don't know what else to say two hours everything can become exhausting
sure can too many hours talking to you can be exhausting as well
ok maybe I could dance by accident keep talking to your doctor we're great
friends wherever we go we go way back
me and Katherine all the way back to our kitty dates when I was better than her
but now she thinks she's better than me
it's just the way things go i guess reading conversations
I love this you guys are talking up a storm here
I Gail hailstorm haha I'm leaving
see you later these they got my friendship back up with Gail at all
actually got a better friendship with him he should stay and talk to a bit
more good friendship up with galen Kathryn again so that's good
see me ascend like a fucking god the god of you do in the game in real life I
have no fucking clue what I'm doing have suspected
oh yeah the front of my friends I got more exp four hundred thousand four
hundred babies
I'm he's explained more stripes collapsing in twelve percent more
scrapbook labs or seven games the game before you get making tutorial you prove
that you know what you're talking about
yeah you can actually get new video game types over your video types that i can
make I make video Eduardo please
make it on this game and make a a walkthrough
I'm not make a walkthrough you can go up to the station to and do it
I'm nofilter oh shit this is a worse computer
that's fine that's fan and i will make one on this and this will be a walk
through as well to our clothes and what's walk throughs in one day
that's pretty good that's a pretty good are so yeah
blank space chain saw explosion walkthrough number one these in real
life these would make no sense
our shit are they on the same system
dang it i need to get a pc game go shopping
let me skip to pick up to tuk trip anything here we go
yeah the computer I'm pc games pc game frustrated pc games
what's best way to be seeing on real care not say about that care its own
real
can you be done yet there we go now go make a video and then what's this one
son and go make another one
it's an endless cycle videos that's how we that's how we do it right you better
have made a good video
I'm not who pays you i can pay you better listen do you guys think my toe
is a good companion to have I don't know I think he's stealing from me
do you think it's a good companion should move on to someone else he's
really cheap
that's right look for in France cheap his spirit haha what that something is
terrible in the game because of the mechanics
that's what I look for come online oh it's all these ones have stuff on them
i'm not using that I'm not yeah fine
just you wait get the extra points i don't actually put the clip in
I'm egotistical comment
come on wake up I wake up I wake up like you didn't even give me the good by NYX
soft advertising proposal
what's going on for Nico soft Oh Jack White behalf of the company first prices
of the game night of the my love for I don't have it
I don't have that console and right are you doing
I don't know if he's done or not maybe it's ah here we go
nope where is that was the one here we go
nice what is going good
ok so that's the copyrighted one set up with that one in that makes sense
I'm shit
do-do-do-do cry / boppers
this is 14 though I kind of want that one in
ok you and then you nice
now we bring up this will bring up we need to bring up our car audio
nothing else can go in ok that's cool thousand dollars for a interest is
absolutely abysmal on that one
that's okay there's a rumor going around that you only make videos for money
tonight
but of course my subscribers would like that because it's not true
they know who the real me am sure result of video
you make a better video that I did let's publish both
let's see who's videos better Eduardo it's a competition
the YouTuber versus the hired help hopefully no one takes up hope you don't
take what I say in these episodes as well as like legit
what I think about real-life youtube because it's not at all
this your card collection as you can you carry you be able to eight to 10 i can
make decks
oh who cares
that means i can get rid of shit and everything about marina and so again
subscriber so as long as it's not hurting me
do you want to chat ok as long as I'm not losing subscribers from its fine
yeah ok so we're going to make money still going to make subscribers but yeah
whatever you say about the game or whatever I say about YouTube in these
videos is not exactly what I think about YouTube in real life
like I don't make stuff that super EXTREME clickbait ran think it's just
for the fun of the game because I know how the YouTube the YouTube game works
so for the sake of the video I just trained like cheese and a small but I'm
talk to Gail
everything's going good we finally healthy Kristen how are you
hundreds of cars going to resist can I can I try them on
okay cause did you buy again that's cool
I'm gonna stop talking you know thanks yeah yeah we did
yeah kick up my heels we're getting close to you buy from kristen and the
cute ones
oh that's new right
some of this all some of this action some of that action
so all different glasses sexy so sexy
ah making a video there Edward oh yes
now Jackie boy
you make a new gaming video on the pc cd-rom game on Rhea care and it's going
to be a first impressions
here we go make all of them youtube videos
I don't care about the titans anymore cuz i don't think they actually make a
difference
we do this one last video for this episode come on come on
great video here we go intro with logo mr. monkey man is happy
I do all these games up the same I off topic comment again
how could I possibly know here we are this one has a thing on it so
egotistical comment
I guess because I live it up in games i normally joke about be like the best
oh shit damn it that's not a good video
shake it
I forgot to rest interest is pretty high
someone's ringing ah change your reader could you do it yes come in when it's
running daughters but 10 exp and go to sleep purse
Lee sleep tight
I'm going to subs are not lose themselves
that's cool yay
still making money so making soaps so we savages
man i would love a subway sandwich right now
hmm i like how is the wife calls you Jackie boy because that's what I named
him sum Jackie boy that we got married as well do you
Kristen take the jacket off a he gonna be so good right
wait for this video to go up come on Edward II come on and ready to go oh
oops
great okay well I don't need this episode of youtubers life here
everything is going fantabby dozy making a lot of money getting a lot of friends
hello fellers Chris and I hope you don't mind Edward lives in a style icon love
you anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it
punch that like button and the face like a pause and my buddies are out
shh shh thank you guys there was
you motherfucker
oh my god i found him with brother
hey when are these years bring it
Wow one big happy family this dude has endless energy
I like it