Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles *HIGH FIVE*Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to YouTuber's Life! Sorry it's been a tiny bit of a break in the game, but... I wanted to give it a small bit of breathing space, because the game gets insanely repetitive after a while. And I didn't want to keep doing it over and over and over again. But now, we have a wife! My wife moved in with me... apparently. I was gonna call her my girlfriend, but my wife... ...uh, Eduardo left, because he's sick of working for me, apparently. Imma go to sleep! :D Auhh... GOODNIGHT! ...Smoochums.:D Oh God I thought I vanished under somethin'. I-I didn't realize that there was a-a boundary there. So Eduardo's not working for me anymore. ...sooo c-can I hire you? Les-wait! Let's collaborate in a video!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, that might be fun! :DDD Uhmm................................. ...at least it would be if all these games weren't a PIECE of shit!! Well they're not pieces of shit, they're just... nobody has any interest in them. Choose game... choose game to sell. Choo- It's showing... It showed four games on the shelf, now it's showing two games. And now there's no games. What happened?! Oh God, did I break it? ;-; How do I go back out? Ohhh! Oh there we go. Woo! :D Umm... Kay, I didn't have an order to actually make a game for someone. I thought I'd have somethin' sayin' like, "Can you make me an episode of this?" ....and then I just sold the game. Okay,... GO SHOPPING! Imma go shopping :D and we're gonna... Buy- *angrily* GET OFF MY COMPUTER! God, we have merged together. Well... They do say couples who live together become the same person. PC World... No-no-no-no, PC World is for that stuff. It's for actual hardware. For games, we go here, so best rated. Ummm... "Traveler Crossdressing Zone." What?! (Jackyboy is confused and he turns into a potatoe...umm potatotes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatotes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) "Def Jam Crossdressing." What's with all the crossdressing games? Not that there's anything with that, it's just a very weird theme to have going all of a sudden. Ummm.....*Potatoe* "British Math," for the PS2, for the AD, for the PC, for the AD. Imma get this and Imma get... ..this. "Frankenstein's Chainsaw Explosion." How could I not buy a game called that? Costs a shit ton of money though. Ummm... Where'd she go?! (She turned into a kawaii ass potatoe ghost) S-s-s-smoochums?! ;-; [reading] "Oh, what a surprise! You're Jackaboy! I'm a girl scout and I'm selling cookies. Would you like to buy a box?" OF COURSE I'LL BUY A BOX! My food went up, but my money went down. That's how life works. That's how shopping for food works. Wait, did she go upstairs? (Maybe shes in the room waiting for you jack( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) GREAT! :D My gamers have arrived! (Potatoe) Buhhh... [chuckles] WHERE'D SHE GO?! (OH SHIT SHE IS A GHOST KAWAII POTATOE) Although when I did start the episode it said that she went shopping. So, maybe she went shopping. (Oh..) LET'S... should we invite Kelvin- THERE SHE IS! (She still a potatoe) There's my schnookums. "I found a piece of beautiful clothes for you, and I could not resist." Are you going out and spending my money? >:( I mean, OUR money. Sweetie. [chuckles] But is that - does she actually go out and - cause she bought food before. So does she actually go out and buy food and clothes and everything now? Cause that would be awesome! Um, this one has five stars. Les' do dis one >:3 [typing] "We Got Married." :D Uhh... "Collab with my wife." :D Don't put the name of the game in there, be an absolute douchebag. I try to do that in real life though. I try to make sure that the name of the game is in every upload that I do. If there is a game involved. Because I feel like it's only the right thing to do. Wave hello. [imitating characters] - OH, so annoying! SHUT UP! Funny comm- The things aren't showing up anymore! Ohhh okay! These are... It's question mark now! [high pitched voice] What the fuck! (Jackyboy is confused????) Am I just fucking guessing now? It's like question mark, it doesn't tell me what I need. I guessed correctly apparently! What the fuck? That's annoying! ...singing comment. Ah, I guessed right! Funnily enough... it didn't give the thing - Oh no, I'm actually PICKING what goes there now. I-I think. I don't fucking know. Uhhh, uhhh. Unfunny comment. I don't get how this works anymore. ;-; I have absolutely no idea. .-. Put in the eleven one - cause it's a bonus to post-production. Um... The- the cheapest one? Ahahaha. Move on to nine... Happy expression, and then give me a good goodbye! Give me a good goodbye. Wave goodbye. Goodbye! Thanks for coming out and watching my video. Byeee. :DDD Tasty! That's gonna be a sick, nasty video.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Quietly] What's that sound? Makes it sound like we're still playing! But we STOPPED playing! Why is that still going? I dunno. Um... Okay, you, and then you, Shi', man. Shi', dog! You, and then you. Thirty-nine! Can I do better? FORTY! I CAN do better. Um, better title... What else needs to go up? The oranges... aaand... this. Whatever. Here we go. Interest is at a PEAK! Of a hundred and forty-five! [reading] "I'm back home. What are you doing?" WE JUST DID A VIDEO TOGETHER! 'Kay, this stuff didn't do the best, but this is gonna be a fucking fantastic video. I need to get another friend! (Maybe mark??? or bob,bob's a potatoe) I need to get somebody over here - to help me! Uhh... Let's- Can you come over? "Invite home." [Reading] "I'll meet you there." She's already here. AMAZING. 'Cause I need somebody to help me actually make the videos! Maybe I should've treated Eduardo properly. Maybe I was treatin' him terribly. Huuuh... Ablehblehblehblehbleh. The conversation is fuckin' WILD over here.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep talking! Can I hire Fiona? (Oh no the Shrek memes are coming) Fionaaaaa... :D [reading] "You can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level." She costs a FORTUNE, as well! (Well yeah shes a princess what did you expect??) Hell no! Uh... BYE, Fiona! Time to get her out of MY house. Get out before you cost money just being friends wit' ya! Christ! Um... Who else? Kristen, can I hire Kristen? [reading] "You can't hire Kristen, you don't have the right relationship level." We're married. [reading] "You don't have the right relationship level, your relationship level needs to be higher." Gale, you can't hire. Uhh. I don't want to hire you, fuck the amount of money you're gonna cost. [reading] "...can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level" You are a... (very intelligent think in progress that should deserve a Nobel Peace Prize 2k16) Who else is a YouTube? (Another Nobel Peace Prize worthy thinking session) Imma try and hire Eduardo again... but I have to talk to him a lot more. God fuckin' dammit Eduardo, you're the finickiest person I know. [impersonates Eduardo] You didn't talk to me enough! You need to... you need to treat me better. Blah, blah. Aungh. Actually, Eduardo, that's great and all but I have to go make a gaming video before the people lose interest in these fucking games. Ah... First impressions. Here we go. Slow down! You're gonna kill someone! Can you stop talking? Good lord this is loud in my ears!!! Why computer?!?! Why you so loud all of a sudden?!?! Pop filter, monodirectional, configure your devices I pick ah game Frankenstein's chainsaw explosion that's all I need that's a great title on it's own already entro with logo thats all i can pick so that's what I'm gonna do. Ummmmm Unfunny comment sarcastic comment. AHHHH!! Eduardo get your crotch out of the camera!!!! didn't think this ball is right there thank you God it's gonna be going to smell it ain't all of my pretties you could say he was tainting my recording shit I should have bumped up these so I had more this new who was just arrived your citizens and Dragons board game has been shifting you receive it soon how about that Chris then you'll find shit on my account I knots I'm going