Name: Vine vs YouTube: The Song (ft. Thomas Sanders)
Uploaded: 2016-10-31T01:58:52.000Z
Duration: 2 min 49 s
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[Thomas]: Anything you can do I can do better,

[T]: Vine can do anything better than You... Tube.

[J]: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater. [T]: Well...

[J]: Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you.

[J]: Vine is just a gimmick. [T]: Only for a cynic.

[T]: I can do impressions. [J]: I can help depression. [T]: Ugh.

[J]: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube's free. [T]: Uhh, wait for the ad.

[T]: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I can reach double as far as you can.

(Sign: Jon 3 million subs. Thomas: 7,000,000)

[J]: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy. [T]: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube gamers.

[J]: I hear you only last 6 seconds long, do girls complain?

[T]: It's enough for your mom. [Both]: Ooh.

[T]: Anything you do, I can loop better.  [J]: Everything I do, is better than loops.

[T]: No it's not. No it's not. No it's not.  No it's not. No it's not. (punch sound) [J]: Yes it is.

[J]: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious.

[J]: YouTube's for talent. [T]: It's for Vevo and Fallon.

[T]: You're just another Disney schmuck, parodies aren't art.

[J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you.

[T]: No, you can' t can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't. [J]: Yes, I can can can can can can can. You shut up!

(background music sounds) [J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.

[J]: Ooh.  [T]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.

[J]: No, no, no, no!  [T]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background)

[J]: No, no! Uhhh.  [T]: Yeah, yeah! Uhhh.

[J]: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better. [T]: I can do anything better...

[J]: (higher note) Better. [T]: (even higher note) Better.

(repeats small part in the background) [J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.

[J]: Ooh. [T]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.

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