- YEAH - I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING SO IT'S FINE

THE TRAFFIC TODAY IS TERRIBLE

- MOVE! - BITCH!

GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY!

GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH!

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!

GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH.

MOVE, BITCH.

- DO YOU MIND IF WE

LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?

- NO.

- WILL THAT BE OKAY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON HERE

SHALL WE SEE WHAT'S? - YEAH.

TRYING TO GET CONTROL, PRESSURE'S TAKING ITS TOLL

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE ZONE, I JUST WANT YOU ALONE

MY GUESSING GAME IS STRONG, WAY TOO REAL TO BE WRONG, CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW

AT LEAST NOW I KNOW, IT WASN'T LOVE

IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION

MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION

IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION, MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, MISTAKEN FOR LOVE

CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW

IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION

MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE

IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION

- NOW, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO AND DO THE SUPER BOWL -YEAH

- HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THAT?

- PRETTY GOOD MAN - YEAH? - YEAH

- BUT THEN WHEN YOU GOT THE PHONE CALL SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO DO THE SUPER BOWL, WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND?

- CAUSE IT'S SO HUGE - HELLO? HELLO?

WELL, LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT. HELLO?

- HEY, GAGA. - HEY, WHAT'S UP?

- IT'S DAVE FROM THE N.F.L.

YOU REMEMBER DAVE?

NO.

HI, DAVE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING EARLY NEXT YEAR?

OH, MY GOSH.

ARE YOU... ARE YOU GIVING ME THE SUPER BOWL?

YES, THAT'S AMAZING THAT YOU EVEN KNEW THAT

FROM THAT SMALL BIT OF INFORMATION. DO YOU WANT TO DO

THE SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR, THE HALF TIME SHOW?

OH, (BEEP).

(SINGING)

- WELL NOW, JUST TALK ME THROUGH THAT. WHEN YOU ARE IN THE STUDIO, AND YOU'RE WRITING THAT LYRIC, DO YOU WRITE DOWN THE WORDS

RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH - YEAH.

AND WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE IT'S THE LYRICS, DO THEY GO... RIGHT

WELL THEY DON'T GET TO DO THAT CAUSE I'M THE BOSS

IT'S ROMANCE.

IT'S RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH

- HANG ON, SO IT'S ROMANCE, GAGAGA. - KIND OF, IT'S LIKE THE BEGINNING OF ROMANCE

OH, I SEE YOU'RE SAYING ROMANCE, OOH LA LAH! DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

- YEAH. - THIS IS WHY THESE CARPOOLS ARE GOOD FOR ME, JUST TO GET THIS SORT OF LYRICS

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH! RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH GAGA OH-LA-LA! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

I WANT YOUR HORROR, I WANT YOUR DESIGN, CAUSE YOU'RE A CRIMINAL AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE

I WANT YOUR LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, I WANT YOUR LOVE - I SOMETIMES HARMONISE MYSELF - I LOVE IT

YOU KNOW THAT I WANT YOU (CAUSE I'M A FREE BITCH BABY)

I WANT YOUR BAD, YOUR BAD ROMANCE

I WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE

I WANT YOUR LOVE AND

ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH!

CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH! CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE

- YOU JUST PASSED YOUR DRIVING TEST ?

YA I DID

HOW LONG AGO? HOW LONG AGO DID YOU PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST？

JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO.

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

MY WHOLE FAMILY CAME WITH ME TO THE D.M.V.

MY FATHER CRIED WHEN I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

I LOVE THAT!

I WAS LIKE, DAD, I'M 30.

HE'S LIKE, I'M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU!

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER?

I THINK SO.

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A ...

YEAH.

I DRIVE MYSELF TO WORK EVERY DAY.

NO ONE'S EVER DRIVEN ME TO WORK.

- I MEAN...IS THAT ALLOWED? I CAN'T REALLY SEE VERY WELL. - THATS'S A BAD SIGN

OKAY. IT'S HERE.

THAT'S THE WINDSCREEN, OH (BEEP)... THIS IS A DISASTER... THIS IS A ... I MEAN THAT IS THE WIPE (BEEP)

- PUT THE FOOT ON THE BRAKE - YA I GOT IT

-PUT IT DOWN.

PRESS THE BUTTON THEN PUT IT DOWN.

AND WE'RE DRIVING.

WHOA! OH MY GOD!

HAVE YOU DRIVEN IN NEW YORK YET?

YEAH.

HAVE YOU?

YEAH.

HAVE YOU LEARNED THE HAND SIGNALS TO DRIVE IN NEW YORK?

YEAH, THIS ONE.

DON'T YOU START DOING IT, LET'S JUST...

COME ON, NOW!

NICE AND EASY.

- I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL SAFE... - OH, COME ON.

IN THIS ENVIRONMENT.

I WANT TO FEEL THE RUSH, TO PUSH THE DANGEROUS

I WANT TO RUN BACK TO, TO THE EDGE WITH YOU, WHERE WE CAN BOTH FALL IN LOVE

I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M HANGIN' ON A MOMENT WITH YOU

I'M ON THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE

THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE

I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M HANGIN' ON A MOMENT WITH YOU

I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU

OKAY

BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING

- LET ME DRIVE - SO SORRY

I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN. THAT'S IT, THAT'S PARK, THE ONE WITH A P ON IT. IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

GIVE ME A VOICE WARMUP.

- NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. - WHAT! SHUT THE (BEEP) UP!

DO YOU EVER WARM UP THE LIP?

DO YOU EVER DO LIKE THE LIPS, THE TEETH, THE TIP OF THE TONGUE？

NO, MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT.

- IS THAT WHAT YOU DO? - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

- WHAT IS THAT

- BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SHERLOCK HOLMES.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SHERLOCK HOLMES.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS BLOODY GOOD AT SHERLOCK HOLMES.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS BLOODY GOOD AT SHERLOCK HOLMES.

IF YOU DO THAT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL...

I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY 'CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES, I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY, BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY, BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY (BORN THIS WAY)

THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY, BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY, I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK,

BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY

NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. YOU BOUGHT A LOAD OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S CLOTHES?

I DID.

HOW MANY ITEMS OF CLOTHING ARE WE TALKING HERE?

I MUST HAVE AT LEAST... I THINK 400 PIECES.

NO WAY.

I'VE GOT A THRILLER JACKET.

I'VE GOT ONE OF HIS GLOVES

LOTS OF HIS TOUR COSTUMES.

DO THEY SMELL?

- NO NO NO, THEY'RE KEPT IN PRISTINE CONDITION.

AND I ACTUALLY KEEP THEM IN A TEMPERATURE-CONTROLLED ROOM SO

THAT THEY CAN BE PRESERVED FOR, YOU KNOW, THE REST OF TIME.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE FOR SURE HIS CLOTHES, THOUGH?

- HOW DO YOU KNOW, FOR SURE?

- BECAUSE THEY WERE SOLD THROUGH AN AUCTIONEER.

- WELL, YES, BUT I HAVE BEEN STUNG.

WELL, THEY'RE HIS CLOTHES.

- WELL, YOU SAY THAT.

I ONCE BOUGHT EVERY MEMBER OF O-TOWN'S T-SHIRTS FROM THE TOUR AND I SINCE FOUND OUT

TREVOR, JACOB AND ASHLEY HAD NEVER EVEN WORN THEM.

WHAT WAS THAT SONG?

-LIQUID DREAMS - OH MY GOD - THEY HAD A SONG CALLED LIQUID DREAMS

- YOU KNOW THE SONG LIQUID DREAMS? - I DON'T REMEMBER THE CHORUS

- IT WENT...

I DREAM ABOUT A GIRL WHO'S A MIX OF DESTINY'S CHILD

JUST A LITTLE TOUCH MADONNA'S WILD STYLE

WITH JANET JACKSON'S SMILE, THROW IN A BODY LIKE JENNIFERS'

YOU'VE GOT THE STAR OF MY LIQUID DREAM

- BASICALLY A SONG ABOUT EJACULATING IN YOUR SLEEP.

YEAH.

I WANNA HOLD EM' LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS PLEASE, FOLD EM' LET EM' HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH ME (I LOVE IT)

RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN, AND BABY WHEN IT'S LOVE, IF IT'S NOT ROUGH IT ISN'T FUN

I GET HIM HOT, SHOW HIM WHAT I GOT

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE (SHE'S GOT ME LIKE NOBODY)

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE (SHE'S GOT ME LIKE NOBODY)

P-P-P-POKER FACE, P-P-POKER FACE, P-P-P-POKER FACE, P-P-POKER FACE

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU CAN WRITE A SONG IN TEN MINUTES?

-I WROTE JUST DANCE IN TEN MINUTES - DID YOU?

YA, POKER FACE WAS TEN MINUTES, BORN THIS WAY WAS TEN MINUTES.

SO IT JUST COMES AS A BLAST？

OH I LOST A EARRING, LOOK AT THAT

YOU GAVE IT TOO MUCH, YOUR POKERFACE WAS...

YOU POKER FACED SO MUCH YOU LOST AN EARRING.

I DID

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN FASHION FAILS ME

- IT RARELY DOES THOUGH

- OR MAYBE I FAIL FASHION

- NO, BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS BOLD

I GUESS WITH ME I JUST NEVER WORRY... YOU KNOW WHO LIKES IT OR DOESN'T

KIND OF THE POINT IS TO BE UNFASHIONABLE

SEE, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GREAT IN THIS OUTFIT, THIS WAS PARTICULARLY STRONG FOR YOU

I MEAN, I THINK I LOOK ALL RIGHT IN THAT LOOK.

NOW, WHICH OUTFITS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? WHERE YOU THINK OH THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL

MY FAVORITE WAS THE MCQUEEN DRESS THAT I WORE TO THE VMA. IT WAS THE SAME YEAR I WORE THE MEAT DRESS BUT I WORE THAT EARLIER ON THE NIGHT

- GOOD THING WITH THIS ONE IS YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT A SNACK, IF YOU NEED IT

- YOU JUST OH I'M HUNGRY, GAGA LOOK AT ME - OH MY GOD

- IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, HOW DID IT FELT AT THE VMA...

- THEY REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT OFF

NOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE, I LOVE IT

I MEAN NO IDEA IF WE'RE DRIVING BUT I DO FEEL ALIVE IN IT

I MEAN OF ALL OF THEM, THAT'S THE BEST ON YOU. OF ALL OF THE... YEAH

- REALLY?

I THINK SO

- THANK YOU

YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS TO LET YOU GO

YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS TO QUIT THE SHOW

YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS, GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS, GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS ABOUT A MILLION REASONS

IF I HAD A HIGHWAY, I WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS

IF YOU COULD FIND A DRY WAY, I'D FOREVER BE STILL

BUT YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS

GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS

GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS ABOUT A MILLION REASONS

I BOW DOWN TO PRAY I TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM BETTER

LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY

TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT LEATHER

I'VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION REASONS TO WALK AWAY

BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE TO STAY

BABY I'M BLEEDING, BLEEDING

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME WHAT I'M NEEDING, NEEDING

EVERY HEART BREAK MAKES IT HARD TO KEEP THE FAITH

BABY I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE,

WHEN I BOW DOWN TO PRAY, TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM BETTER

LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT LEATHER

I'VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION REASONS TO WALK AWAY

BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE

TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE THE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE

BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE TO

STAY