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*Upbeat folksy guitar plays*
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Guys have it the best because they don't have their f***ing period.
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You could just take your shirt off and, like, no one questions that.
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Dudes, like, can revel in their farts.
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I feel like I would like that.
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Peeing anywhere is really just a possibility.
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You could even be in the car and have to pee and work it out.
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Oh, we have to, like, breast feed!
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Oh my god, don't even get me started on reproduction.
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You don't, like, push out, like, an 8 pound larva.
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from, like, the lower part of your loins.
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How did you luck out with that sh**?
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Yeah, you have a penis. So that's really fun.
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There is apparently, like, an orgasm gap and girls don't, like, get off as much.
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You got a boner and things are gonna be happening pretty easily for you.
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In. Out. Boom. That was great.
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They don't have to worry about lingerie.
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It goes up your bum bum crack and then you have to worry about that.
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And then you can just do what you want and then you leave!
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You're not gonna get pregnant.
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Guys can drink more than girls, which is not fair.
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I mean, I would love to drink as hard as a guy can.
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If they get, like, too wasted, they don't have, like, 6 girls waiting, like, behind the bar to, like, take advantage of them.
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Usually what they say is what they mean.
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Bros will be bros.
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I feel like it sucks for guys because there's so much pressure to, like, not be emotional.
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You die earlier.
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Not having boobs.
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Plus, balls are really annoying, I bet.
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Girls are probably really stressful for guys.