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  • I can't believe you volunteered to do this.

  • I know.

  • We've got other shows;

  • Dear Ryan, Parkourse

  • We haven't done a Parkourse in years.

  • Nah, it's been like, a few months.

  • Welcome back to another episode of:

  • I

  • Dare

  • YOU!

  • We take your dares, put them in a hat,

  • and if we draw it, the player council then decides how many points it's worth based on how daring of a dare it is.

  • If a player passes another player can take the steal.

  • DUN DUN DUN

  • The first player to get to 10 points wins something amazingly not amazing,

  • as well as their name in the Hall of Fame!

  • Nope! Just kidding, they get the Ball of Lame, you basically write your name on a ball of

  • aluminum foil, it's pretty lame...

  • Alright, today we've got a very special guest,

  • some of you guys may know him as...

  • RiceGum!

  • Greg: Hey guys nice to meet you! (laughing)

  • Yo, what's up guys it's RiceGum, I've been training my whole life for this

  • and I would rather die than leave this house a loser.

  • Damn,

  • we can arrange that.

  • Now it is time for us to do the loser dares.

  • The person with the least amount of points has to do the loser dare,

  • so we're all gonna make up our own loser dares and put it in the loser cup.

  • And, if you have the least points you have to pick from the loser cup.

  • Alright, let's do it.

  • [Ticking]

  • How do we decide who goes first?

  • Whoever has the most obnoxious underwear.

  • Obnoxious?

  • Brightest underwear.

  • Oh, Sean's is a little obnoxious.

  • I got some plad.

  • What you got, bro?

  • It's just red.

  • I dunno, but his is pretty bright.

  • Rock, paper, scissors.

  • Scissors.

  • (laughing) Why did you say it?

  • I won

  • (laughing) He's confused. It doesn't make any sense.

  • Derek goes first. *clapping* DEREK GOES FIRST!

  • First dare of the day.

  • I dare thee

  • fill underwear with eggs. Kick briskly in crotch.

  • Wait, what?

  • Kick briskly?

  • Alright, how many points is this?

  • I think I'd have to rate this after I see this.

  • I say minimum, you get three.

  • Okay.

  • We're gonna do this escalation style, first person kicks, you set the tone, next person has to go harder, harder, and then Greg goes last,

  • and he goes the hardest.

  • Okay, ready?

  • Yeah.

  • You didn't even break it!

  • I missed!

  • OH!

  • That was a slap kick!

  • OW!

  • Right on the leg!

  • Yo, that was a judo kick right there!

  • Do the haka first!

  • (Haka)

  • (Greg being sexy)

  • Oh my god I'm a little scared

  • OW!

  • That was like right on the side

  • That kind of hurt my foot, sorry Derek

  • What was that like 5 points?

  • I'm going to give you like 3 and a half

  • alright I'll take the 3 and a half

  • Ok, let's go Greg

  • Greg got more messed up than Derek did

  • Yea, my ankle hurts for sure

  • I dare you to put your legs through your shirt armholes for the rest of the game

  • He is the only one thats dressed up to it

  • I know I'm always like that.

  • One round one point.

  • Max 3.

  • One point initially next round another one next round another one

  • Alright

  • Quick fashion show.

  • Good job Greg.

  • Alright lets go Rice. *banging on table*

  • We have yogurt?

  • Lets go look in the fridge

  • So we don't have yogurt so were going to use this.

  • Banging noises.

  • What is that? (I have no idea)

  • Seasoned soy bean paste.

  • Were going to be a stylist today. (a very good one)

  • What do you think this is worth?

  • Ill take 3 or something.

  • Im down for a 3.

  • 3 Points

  • Looks like saulsa.

  • *Awws and laughter*

  • Thats a gel?

  • Does that feel good? It feels pretty good.

  • Everybody get some highlights.

  • Auh Dude

  • There you go that's bomb.

  • Looks like a Chinese restaurant

  • Lets go Ryan.

  • *Banging noises*

  • *Sighs of pain*

  • Thats crusty.

  • Its was worse. (Not as bad as my toe to be honest)

  • I'll give you 3, 3 is a good base.

  • Got to lick one time?

  • Got to do a couple laps 1 2 3 4

  • Oh my god.

  • How many then?

  • 3

  • You down? Lets do this

  • God look at that

  • What if i threw up on his foot extra point?

  • Alright ready?

  • *SREAMING*

  • Its so salty!

  • Uh so salty why? (because of sweat)

  • That was crazy x2

  • What if its wet toilet paper but be slap it on you.

  • What if we make a cast? Ooh a mask! Yeah.

  • So is this one round or a full game?

  • Ill steal it from you!

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • If you chicken ill do it.

  • Do it less than 3

  • Yeah proba- no if its a full game ill do 3.

  • Oooo a whole game?

  • Don't do it Sean you already got thre-

  • You talked him into it. x2

  • Just got to pee real quick.

  • Oooh that looks soggy!

  • There you go.

  • This isn't sticking.

  • There you go that will help the hat. Yeah.

  • Done x2

  • Banging

  • Lets go Derick.

  • Wait what?

  • I think they think there at the other house.

  • I like the spining jumping thing.

  • Shall we make it first then gage the points?

  • Got to make it a little risky. Yeah.

  • Im down. Okay

  • Someone get some matches some gasoline. (NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD BBQ)

  • Were gonna have Derick spin 20 times

  • On this platform up here.

  • And has to walk all the way from that platform gonna walk all the way cross to right here.

  • lets do this. If he does this how many points hes getting? 3 Okay 3 gimmie a little more cause that rock is HOT!

  • Alright 4 points.

  • If you fall in that's a fail.

  • You still get 2 points. Alright count it

  • 1 yo this this is kinda scary.

  • 2

  • you did not need the bat. I know he could a just spun

  • Alright

  • Faster.

  • 18.

  • 19.

  • 20 GO.

  • OH dude fall towards the pool.

  • AWW DUDE

  • *SPLASH* Got hella wet

  • Now there is egg in my pool now

  • Alright good job Derick.

  • Nice atempt

  • Greg

  • Banging noises.

  • It should be we slap you.

  • One point each hit and we are pick you own thing.