Oh shit! What the fuck!

Ass-shit retard!

*Doorbell*

Oooh! I'll get it!

You're a fucking weirdo!

A fucking weirdo!

Trick or treat!

Look! A piglet, a fly, and a...

dog!

But I'm not a dog.

And with scabies.

How cute!

Give us candy already!

I won't give you shit!

But I'll tell you a ghost story!

Oh no!

Some time ago there was a kid

as stupid as all of you!

He was playing ball

near a nuclear plant.

Let's make it clear that I won't do shit.

Suddenly a fucking killer whale

fell upon him!

*Killer sound of the fucking killer whale*

making the ball fall

on radioactive shit.

and when the boy tried to reach for it

a zombie farmer appeared before him

and it was all like

"Ah, I'm going to suck you!"

and the boy was like "Ah, well suck on this!"

So the zombie was like

*Zombie sound*

and the boy started running and screamed

"Ahh! There's an agricultural zombie chasing me!"

and he crashed into a T.V.

from which an ugly filthy girl came out

"Ah! I want some bread!"

and the boy was like "Ah! What the fuck!"

then Spiderman appeared

"I will rescue you!"

but then he said

"No wait, gross! You smell like flan!"

and he dropped the boy on a deserted island

and then Lady Gaga arrived and ate the boy

Ale ale ale alre jandro!

and, and, and, and

The End.

My Mom says you inject narcotics.