Before today's feature presentation,

I would like to take a moment to

address an issue.

Why I dislike the country France.

Now, it would be crazy of me to say

that I didn't like France

if I hadn't been to France multiple times.

First time, I'll admit, pretty great.

Second time, also quite fun.

Third time, I was on a

subway and no one would help me

open the doors.

Wait, that's the big, bad thing

that happened in France?

Yes, in New York, you would help someone

get off the subway!

I would say worse things have happened to me

in this very apartment.

My family is French, my father and

grandmother are French...

Well, yeah, my family's French as well.

Okay, well, we're like, directly French,

uh...I've be-

Yeah, and I dislike you

quite a bit often!

I think maybe what happened,

if we're being totally honest, is

I went to France during the worst time

of my entire life, I had just

had my nose job so I couldn't see,

I was on a medication for narcolepsy

that I didn't need,

Ok.

I arrived at a summer program and instead

of international dormitories it

was a filthy hostel, and

then I had to leave after three days

instead of six weeks!

Yeah, do you think maybe that was you

and less France?

Could've been less France

and more me.

JBU theme

I thought this week it would

be fun to have a sing-along.

Isn't every week a sing-along?

No, this week, I'm just going

to mouth the words, and then

the viewer will sing it.

International question,

No, you got it wrong!

I'm a viewer!

That's not even how

the song starts!

Ready? 1,2,3..

(mouthing) This week, we have an

international question,

international question,

This is boring to me.

international question.

Kathleen, Philippines!

Look, we'll hear from

the comments if that was

good or bad.

You can make up your

own song, alright?

If you want to sing

a goodbye song, you can

come up with a

goodbye song...

Yeah, I guess it is

my fault that I have not

tried to attach a song

to something.

You could have a

"Welcome to Just Between Us" song...

Okay, fine.

The possibilities are endless.

Okay!

You can't just steal

my one thing.

Okay. What if I had a

domestic question song?

Fine! But, you know,

it's been two years,

where is it?

Kathleen from the Philippines

wants to know,

when do you see yourselves

getting married?

About two years ago, Kathleen!

Does she mean us getting

married to each other?

Hope not.

Yeah, I'm your worst option.

Well, Kathleen, I am

about to turn 28, and..

Whoa!

I know.

(with disgust) Bleugh!

I know.

No, I'm actually happy about it

because, I think...

News for the viewers, I'm only

about to turn 27.

Okay, great. Point is, is that...

You can tell, right?

..when I was younger,

I thought that I

knew exactly what I wanted

and that I was

going to be this way.

And now, I've reached an age

where I'm more willing

to compromise

and I'm like, "Yeah, maybe..."

This is you compromising?

Oh, yeah, I think I've become

much more reasonable.

I think I've become more unreasonable.

I think right now we should make

a pact that I get to

get married first.

I'm sorry, what?

Yes, because you never cared

about marriage and it's not like

your thing, and it's not

your "brand", and it's not

the thing that keeps you up

at night because you're

afraid it's never going

to happen to you.

Do you think that maybe

the reason why I'm, like,

closer to that is because

I don't put a lot

of pressure on it and

I don't care

if it happens?

Obviously, Gaby.

Psych 101.

I'll give you a contingency.

Okay.

If I'm not married

in fifteen years,

then you can get married.

How old am I then?

40?

More than 40.

Well, I'm gonna have to have kids

in between that.

Oh, I'm sorry, with your

lifestyle you can't have

a kid out of wedlock?

No, I could have-

What game are we

playing here, Gaby?

You're gonna have kids, from, like,

seven different dads,

why are you living with

your wife?

You care about having babies

more than me.

Which is an interesting thing

to have happen to you

later on in your 20s, like,

to be like,

"I don't want kids!", and then

to be like, "Whoa!"

Interesting or predictable?

If marriage is important

to you and the other person

won't marry you, then

you're not important

to them.

Marriage as a thing doesn't

actually matter.

What's it get me to be

stubborn about it?

Like, what does it get me

to be like, "No! I don't

believe in it."

You say yes, you get a

big party.

But I don't wanna, like,

have to plan this

whole thing.

I'll plan it, I'll plan

your wedding.

You're like, you were

ready with that!

I'd love to plan your wedding!

..and every night I cry

just a little bit 'cause

it's not my wedding.

I'm so scared!

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